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Cara Bastone

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"Eve Hatch is pretty content with her life. Her apartment in Brooklyn is cozy, but close to her childhood best friend Willa, and far from her midwestern, religious upbringing where she always felt misunderstood. While her position as an administrative assistant at the Wildlife Federation of America is a dream-adjacent job, she's hoping her passion and hard work will help her land a more glamorous role where she could actually make a difference someday. And sure, her most recent romantic history has consisted of not one but two disappointing men named Derek. At least she always knows what to expect...until she finds herself expecting after an uncharacteristic one-night-stand. Suddenly, this surprise pregnancy cracks open all the re...lationships in her life. Eve's ride-or-die friendship with Willa is suddenly feeling off. And surprisingly, it's Willa's steadfast older brother, Shep, who steps up to help. He has always been supportive, but now he's checking in, ordering her surprise lunches, listening to all her woes, and... is suddenly irresistible? Add in a kind but conflicted baby daddy--who also happens to have a girlfriend--and Eve is feeling out of her depth, to say the least. Over the course of nine months, as Eve struggles to figure out the next right step in her expanding reality, she begins to realize that love, in all forms, can sneak up on you when you least expect it"--

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Romance fiction
Novels
Published
New York : The Dial Press [2024]
Language
English
Main Author
Cara Bastone (author)
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ISBN
9780593595718
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Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

Bastone (When We First Met) enchants with this luminous contemporary about a one-night stand that results in an unexpected, but not unwelcome, family. After Brooklyn-based nonprofit worker Eve Hatch has an out-of-character hookup with bar owner Ethan Rise, she discovers she's pregnant--despite the condom she and Ethan used--and decides to keep the baby. Her decision sparks the wrath of Ethan's on and off girlfriend, Eleni; envy from Eve's bestie Willa, who has been trying and failing to get pregnant; and a growing attraction between Eve and her longtime friend (and Willa's lovable brother), Shep Balder, who is there for her through thick and thin. Shep proves utterly swoonworthy as his unreserved emotional support provides a lifeline for Eve. Pregnancy hormones and on-again, off-again coparenting conversations with Ethan make things tense at times, but readers will gladly go along for the friends-to-lovers journey between Shep and Eve. This is a gratifyingly modern take on the accidental pregnancy trope that acknowledges a family can come in many different configurations. The nuanced, believable characters and depth of emotion make this warmhearted romance a keeper. Agent: Tara Gelsomino, One Track Literary. (Feb.)

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Review by Library Journal Review

Eve Hatch is surprised by her positive pregnancy test. Complicating matters, it's the product of a one-night stand, and she doesn't even know the guy's last name. Suddenly overwhelmed with hormones and big life changes, Eve finds herself relying more and more on her best friend's older brother, Shep Balder. Navigating the world of pregnancy and a baby-daddy who has his own life and troubles, Shep and Eve manage to find their own little moments of calm and happiness together. And just maybe, they might realize that what they have is more than a friendship and could be a happy-ever-after. In this contemporary rom-com, the story jumps right into the action, and even readers who don't like the surprise-pregnancy trope will find themselves glued to the page for more of Eve's snark and sense of humor. Shep's "golden retriever" energy is a lovely foil to Eve's quips, and the connection between the two is electrifying. VERDICT Bastone's (Flirting with Forever) friends-to-lovers romance is a recommended purchase, especially where rom-coms are popular.--Amanda Toth

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

An unexpected pregnancy changes everything and leads to love. Eve Hatch doesn't usually have one-night stands with hot bartenders, and she certainly doesn't expect to get pregnant from such an encounter, especially when using protection. But that's exactly what happens after a particularly fun night out with her two childhood best friends, siblings Willa and Shep Balder. Everyone has feelings about this. Willa struggles with the news, since she and her husband are having fertility issues. Ethan Rise, the bartender/father, is overwhelmed, happy, and confused. And Shep is so wildly, enthusiastically supportive that readers will have no trouble discerning what it takes the protagonist many pages to figure out--he's a goner for her. Eve herself feels all kinds of things: hurt by Willa's reticence and Ethan's confusion, appreciative of Shep's ministrations, worried about finances (her administrative job at a nonprofit isn't likely to cut it), and also fairly well in denial. Add to that: nauseous, hungry, weepy, and horny. She's sure from the jump that she doesn't want an abortion, but, beyond stating the fact, there's no discussion of her reasons. There's also no mention of financial child support from Ethan, who, it turns out, owns the bar where he works. Perhaps including these issues would have marred the truly heartwarming emotional journey of the book, but they're such deeply practical considerations that leaving them out seems like a mistake. Especially when Bastone is wonderfully unflinching when considering the way pregnancy changes relationships. Luckily for Eve, most of her relationships ultimately change in positive--and, in one case, romantic--ways. Funny and touching; Eve's snappy voice and poignant vulnerability are a good match for the subject matter. Copyright (c) Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

Copyright (c) Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

One I didn't start this day thinking I'd be handing over a Dixie cup of my own urine to a woman in lavender scrubs. "What's the verdict?" I ask about seven seconds after the nurse dips the stick into the cup on the other side of the exam room. She is one of those ageless people whose fluffy gray-­brown hair could have been that of an unfortunate thirty-­five-­year-­old or a banging hot fifty-­five-­year-­old. Her face gives away nothing as she looks up at me. "The doctor will be in to discuss your results, Ms. Hatch." AKA, I'm not gonna be the one to tell you there's an egg in your biscuit. "Call me Eve and, look, you can just tell me. I'm sure you can read the stick as well as the doctor can. I know I'm pregnant anyways. I took three tests on my own. I did the research." (On the train on the way over here.) "I know that false positives really only happen for women who were just recently pregnant or taking certain fertility meds. There's no way I'm not pregnant." I'm telling her. I'm telling myself. I'm telling the universe, because the facts are grounding me. I'm trying to be realistic here. I refuse to be secretly hoping for either outcome. The nurse's face shows zero signs of life. Maybe that's the secret to her ageless success. If one never, ever moves one's face, one can look forty in one's seventies. I make a mental note to start having fewer emotions. Probably a super achievable goal right at the beginning of an unplanned pregnancy, right? "The doctor will discuss it with you. Now, I just need some basic info from you." She has me hop on a scale and then takes my blood pressure. I'm shocked when I don't blow up the machine like a desktop plugged in during a lightning storm. She confirms my family history. And then the fun questions begin. "Are you sexually active?" she asks the computer screen. "You know, the term 'sexually active' has always been so weird to me. It doesn't make sense. If I had gone on one run in the last three months and that was it, no one would classify me as being physically active." The nurse gives me that blank look as her hands twitch over the keyboard. Obviously, she is waiting for me to answer the damn question. "But you schtup one bartender . . ." Apparently, I can't resist. Her blank look evolves into a slow blink. "Anyways," I continue through a small cough. "Miss . . ." the nurse prompts. "Right. Yes. I had sex about four weeks ago. If that answers your question." Her fingers type-­type-­type away, sealing my fate into the computer. I am now, officially, an irresponsible sex-­haver. Add it to my permanent record. My eyebrows rise as the nurse continues typing. Thirty seconds pass. Another fifteen. I don't think had sex once four weeks ago should possibly take that long to input. What is she, writing a novel over there? A diary entry? Updating her blog? Finally, she looks up. "Date of last period?" "I don't know. I'm really irregular and I don't keep much track. Maybe September?" More novel writing. This woman is obsessed with typing. Her grandfather invented the typewriter. In her family, it's a rite of passage to learn how to type six thousand words a minute. She looks up from the computer. I brace for more questions that all seem like they could contain the word vagina but for some reason never do. "Honey," the nurse says. "Are you all right?" I blink at her. That was not the type of question that I expected her to ask me. I hate it significantly more than all the others. "I'm on my lunch break," I say to her, as if that explains absolutely anything about my well-­being. Stay in your lane, blank-­faced nurse. Let's get this over with. Apparently, though, it answers her question. She nods briskly and turns back to the computer screen. "I need to ask a few more questions before the doctor comes in." "Okay." "Are you in a monogamous relationship?" "Can't we just talk about my feelings again?" She slants me a look. I clear my throat. "No. I'm not. It was a random encounter." "Do you have sex with men?" "I have had sex with men. I'm not currently sleeping with anyone." She types, clicks, scrolls, and types and clicks again. Apparently, I answered two questions in one. "Do you have sex with women?" "Nope." "Do you have vaginal sex?" "Yes." "Oral sex?" "Yes and yes." I answer that way because that question can be construed in two ways. I promptly realize I've revealed too much when the corner of her mouth lifts for a brief second before she clicks, types, and scrolls. "Anal sex?" "Haven't had the honor." More clicking. More scrolling. She turns to me. Her hands are folded. I don't take it as a good sign. "We recommend a full panel of STI testing for our patients who are not in monogamous relationships." "Okay." Because what else can I really say? "But I really need to be back at work soon. Can I make a second appointment for that?" "Yes," the nurse answers briskly. "They'll schedule you in for later this week, as it's important to get it done as soon as possible." "Great." What a silly word great is. I only said it so she'd know I'm not trying to avoid my STI testing. I should have just said fine and moved on with my life. She asks about fifteen more invasive questions and then stands up to go get the doctor. I watch the clock tick-­tock. I made a New Year's resolution this year that I won't aimlessly scroll on my phone when I'm waiting for something. I've never wanted to break my rule more than I do right now, but it's already October and even though I'd love to drown in a round of Technicolor point-and-­shoot I'm only a month and a half away from being the only person on the face of the earth who has ever held to their New Year's resolution for an entire year. This little speed bump shall not be my undoing. Because that's all an unplanned pregnancy really is, right? A speed bump? A tiny little momentary blip that barely affects your regularly scheduled programming? Someone please confirm that for me. My parents dealt with an unplanned pregnancy at the whopping age of fifty-­two. The results? Moi. I spent my childhood having other kids ask me why my mom had gray hair and watching my parents' necks get red in church while people whispered over raised eyebrows about the fact that after three appropriately spaced older brothers, I, two decades later, must have been an accident. Maybe accidents are genetic? I got my mom's pointy nose, my dad's bony feet, and both of their proclivity towards apparently irresponsible sex. How embarrassing. They passed away when I was in college, but even if they were still around, this isn't exactly the kind of thing I'd ask them for advice about. My thumbs twitch, begging me to open my phone and let me match dancing fruit to other dancing fruit. But nay! A massively unexpected life change will not break me. The uneaten peanut butter sandwich in my bag just might, though. The seconds of my lunch break are splintering away as I wait for my doctor. At this rate, I will definitely not have time to eat lunch before I get back to work. And it's not like I can eat at my desk, or even right before I head back into the building. Micah, the junior accountant at Wildlife Fund of America, where I work, sits kitty-­corner from me and is deathly allergic to peanuts. I stow a toothbrush in my bag to keep the peanut-­related homicide to a minimum. But I won't have time for that at this point. My sandwich could kill him with one puff of my breath and it would be all this tardy gyno's fault. There's a brisk knock, not enough time for me to answer, and the OB-­GYN strides into the office. My former doctor apparently moved practices since the last time I was here, so this is a meet-and-­greet as well as the moment I find out I'm officially pregnant. You know, just to make things easier. The doctor is a statuesque bottle blonde who looks like a female version of a Ken doll. No, I don't mean Barbie. This woman is ripped. Nurse Blank follows in after her. The welcome brigade. Exactly the two people I would have chosen to tell me that my life will never be the same. Excerpted from Ready or Not: A Novel by Cara Bastone All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.