Festive as fuck Hilariously irreverent cross-stitch for the holidays
Book - 2023
Let's face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won't cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world's most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple "Ho" ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold's famous "Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol?" There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these des...igns. Stitch your stress away with a little "Hello Drunk, I'm Christmas" for your tree, or make a "Deck the Halls and Not Your Family" for your sibling.
- Subjects
- Genres
- Handbooks and manuals
Patterns
Patterns (Instructional works) - Published
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San Rafael, CA :
Weldon Owen
[2023]
- Language
- English
- Physical Description
- 127 pages : illustrations (colour) ; 21 cm
- ISBN
- 9798886740769
- It's the Most Wonderful F&#K%*G Time of the Year!
- The Basics
- The Patterns
- Merry Chrysler
- Ho Christmas Bauble
- Festive AF
- Fancy Holiday Anxiety
- Happy Holidaze
- Merry Drunk, I'm Christmas
- Adult Reindeer Games
- Deck the Halls and Not Your Family
- I Like Your Balls
- Gangsta Wrapper
- Jingle All the Way
- Die Hard Ugly Christmas Sweater
- I Don't Know What to Say, Except It's Christmas
- Hallelujah, Holy Shit, Where's the Tylenol
- Snitches Get Stitches
- Krampus (Season's Greetings)
- Dear Santa
- Twas the Nizzle Before Christmizzle
- Ho Ho Hoe
- Happy Fucking Holidays
- Meet the Artists