[Dramatis Personae don pedro, Prince of Aragon leonato, Governor of Messina antonio, his brother benedick, a young lord of Padua beatrice, Leonato's niece claudio, a young lord of Florence hero, Leonato's daughter margaret, gentlewomen attending Hero ursula, don john, Don Pedro's bastard brother borachio, followers of Don John conrade, dogberry, Constable in charge of the Watch verges, the Headborough, or parish constable, Dogberry's partner a sexton (francis seacoal) first watchman second watchman (george seacoal) balthasar, a singer attending Don Pedro friar francis a boy messenger to Leonato Another messenger Attendants, Musicians, Members of the Watch, Antonio's Son, and other Kinsmen scene: Messina] 1.1 Location: Messina. Before Leonato's house. 4 leagues units of about three miles 6 action battle. 7 sort rank. name reputation, or noble name. 13 remembered rewarded 16 bettered surpassed 18 will who will 21-3 joy . . . bitterness joy could show a decorous moderation only by weeping at the same time. 26 kind natural [1.1] A Enter Leonato, Governor of Messina, Hero his daughter, and Beatrice his niece, with a Messenger. leonato [holding a letter] I learn in this letter that Don Pedro of Aragon comes this night to Messina. messenger He is very near by this. He was not three leagues off when I left him. 4 leonato How many gentlemen have you lost in this action? 6 messenger But few of any sort and none of name. 7 leonato A victory is twice itself when the achiever brings home full numbers. I find here that Don Pedro hath bestowed much honor on a young Florentine called Claudio. messenger Much deserved on his part and equally remembered by Don Pedro. He hath borne himself 13 beyond the promise of his age, doing in the figure of a lamb the feats of a lion. He hath indeed better bettered expectation than you must expect of me to tell 16 you how. leonato He hath an uncle here in Messina will be 18 very much glad of it. messenger I have already delivered him letters, and there appears much joy in him, even so much that joy 21 could not show itself modest enough without a badge 22 of bitterness. 23 leonato Did he break out into tears? messenger In great measure. leonato A kind overflow of kindness. There are no 26 29 Mountanto montanto, an upward blow or thrust in fencing 35 pleasant jocular 37 bills placards, advertisements 38 at the flight to a long-distance archery contest. (Beatrice mocks Benedick's pretentions as a lady killer.) my uncle's fool (Perhaps a professional fool in her uncle's service.) 39 subscribed for accepted on behalf of 40 bird-bolt a blunt-headed arrow used for fowling. (Sometimes used by children because of its relative harmlessness and thus conventionally appropriate to Cupid.) 43 tax disparage 44 meet even, quits 47 musty victual stale food. holp helped 48 valiant trencherman great eater 49 stomach appetite. (With a mocking suggestion also of "courage.") 51 soldier to a lady lady killer. (With a play on to/too.) 52 to compared to 53 stuffed amply supplied 55-6 a stuffed man i.e., a figure stuffed to resemble a man. 56 the stuffing i.e., what he's truly made of. well . . . mortal i.e., well, we all have our faults. faces truer than those that are so washed. How much better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping! beatrice I pray you, is Signor Mountanto returned 29 from the wars or no? messenger I know none of that name, lady. There was none such in the army of any sort. leonato What is he that you ask for, niece? hero My cousin means Signor Benedick of Padua. messenger Oh, he's returned, and as pleasant as ever 35 he was. beatrice He set up his bills here in Messina and chal- 37 lenged Cupid at the flight; and my uncle's fool, reading 38 the challenge, subscribed for Cupid and challenged 39 him at the bird-bolt. I pray you, how many hath he 40 killed and eaten in these wars? But how many hath he killed? For indeed I promised to eat all of his killing. leonato Faith, niece, you tax Signor Benedick too 43 much, but he'll be meet with you, I doubt it not. 44 messenger He hath done good service, lady, in these wars. beatrice You had musty victual, and he hath holp to 47 eat it. He is a very valiant trencherman; he hath an 48 excellent stomach. 49 messenger And a good soldier too, lady. beatrice And a good soldier to a lady, but what is he 51 to a lord? 52 messenger A lord to a lord, a man to a man, stuffed 53 with all honorable virtues. beatrice It is so, indeed, he is no less than a stuffed 55 man. But for the stuffing--well, we are all mortal. 56 leonato You must not, sir, mistake my niece. There is a kind of merry war betwixt Signor Benedick and her. They never meet but there's a skirmish of wit between them. 62 five wits i.e., not the five senses, but the five faculties: memory, imagination, judgment, fantasy, common sense. halting limping 65 difference heraldic feature distinguishing a junior member or branch of a family. (With a play on the usual sense.) 65-7 it is . . . creature i.e., his feeble wit is all he has left to identify him as rationally human. 68 sworn brother brother in arms (frater juratus, an allusion to the ancient practice of swearing brotherhood). 70 faith allegiance, or fidelity 72 block mold for shaping hats. 73-4 in your books in favor with you, in your good books. (But Beatrice, in her reply, takes books in the literal sense of something to be found in a library.) 75 An If. (Also in line 131.) 77 squarer quarreler 81 he i.e., Benedick 83 presently immediately 84 the Benedick i.e., as if this were a disease 85 'a he 86 hold friends keep on friendly terms (so as not to earn your enmity) 88 run mad i.e., "catch the Benedick" 89 not . . . January i.e., not any time soon. beatrice Alas! He gets nothing by that. In our last conflict, four of his five wits went halting off, and now 62 is the whole man governed with one; so that if he have wit enough to keep himself warm, let him bear it for a difference between himself and his horse, for it is all 65 the wealth that he hath left to be known a reasonable 66 creature. Who is his companion now? He hath every 67 month a new sworn brother. 68 messenger Is't possible? beatrice Very easily possible. He wears his faith but as 70 the fashion of his hat; it ever changes with the next block. 72 messenger I see, lady, the gentleman is not in your 73 books. 74 beatrice No. An he were, I would burn my study. But 75 I pray you, who is his companion? Is there no young squarer now that will make a voyage with him to the 77 devil? messenger He is most in the company of the right noble Claudio. beatrice Oh, Lord, he will hang upon him like a 81 disease! He is sooner caught than the pestilence, and the taker runs presently mad. God help the noble 83 Claudio! If he have caught the Benedick, it will cost 84 him a thousand pound ere 'a be cured. 85 messenger I will hold friends with you, lady. 86 beatrice Do, good friend. leonato You will never run mad, niece. 88 beatrice No, not till a hot January. 89 messenger Don Pedro is approached. Enter Don Pedro, Claudio, Benedick, Balthasar, and [Don] John the Bastard. don pedro Good Signor Leonato, are you come to 92 your trouble i.e., the expense of entertaining me and my retinue. 93 encounter go to meet 98 charge social responsibility and expense 104 have it full are well answered 106 fathers herself shows by appearance who her father is. 109 his head i.e., with Leonato's white beard and signs of age 116 meet suitable. (With a pun on "meat.") 117 convert change 123 dear happiness precious piece of luck meet your trouble? The fashion of the world is to 92 avoid cost, and you encounter it. 93 leonato Never came trouble to my house in the likeness of Your Grace. For trouble being gone, comfort should remain; but when you depart from me, sorrow abides and happiness takes his leave. don pedro You embrace your charge too willingly.--I 98 think this is your daughter. [Presenting himself to Hero.] leonato Her mother hath many times told me so. benedick Were you in doubt, sir, that you asked her? leonato Signor Benedick, no; for then were you a child. don pedro You have it full, Benedick. We may guess 104 by this what you are, being a man. Truly, the lady fathers herself. Be happy, lady, for you are like an 106 honorable father. benedick If Signor Leonato be her father, she would not have his head on her shoulders for all Messina, as 109 like him as she is. [Don Pedro and Leonato talk aside.] beatrice I wonder that you will still be talking, Signor Benedick. Nobody marks you. benedick What, my dear Lady Disdain! Are you yet living? beatrice Is it possible disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it as Signor Benedick? 116 Courtesy itself must convert to disdain, if you come in 117 her presence. benedick Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted; and I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart, for truly I love none. beatrice A dear happiness to women! They would 123 else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I 125-6 I am . . . that I am of the same disposition in that matter, i.e., of loving no one. 129 scape escape. predestinate inevitable (for any man who should woo Beatrice) 132 were i.e., is. 133 rare outstanding. parrot-teacher i.e., one who would teach a parrot well, because you merely "parrot" my lines. 134 of my tongue taught to speak like me, i.e., incessantly 134-5 of yours taught to speak like you. 137 and . . . continuer i.e., and as much staying power in running as you have in talking. 139 a jade's trick i.e., an ill-tempered horse's habit of slipping its head out of the collar or stopping suddenly (just as Benedick proposes to abandon this exchange of witticisms when he thinks he has had the last word). 141 sum of all (Don Pedro and Leonato have been conversing apart on other matters.) 149 being since you are 153 Please it May it please 154 go together i.e., go arm in arm (thus avoiding the question of precedence in order of leaving). 154.1 Manent They remain onstage 157 noted her not gave her no special attention thank God and my cold blood I am of your humor for 125 that. I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a 126 man swear he loves me. benedick God keep Your Ladyship still in that mind! So some gentleman or other shall scape a predestinate 129 scratched face. beatrice Scratching could not make it worse, an 'twere such a face as yours were. 132 benedick Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher. 133 beatrice A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of 134 yours. 135 benedick I would my horse had the speed of your tongue and so good a continuer. But keep your way, 137 i'God's name; I have done. beatrice You always end with a jade's trick. I know 139 you of old. don pedro That is the sum of all, Leonato. Signor 141 Claudio and Signor Benedick, my dear friend Leonato hath invited you all. I tell him we shall stay here at the least a month, and he heartily prays some occasion may detain us longer. I dare swear he is no hypocrite, but prays from his heart. leonato If you swear, my lord, you shall not be for- sworn. [To Don John] Let me bid you welcome, my lord, being reconciled to the Prince your brother. I owe 149 you all duty. don john I thank you. I am not of many words, but I thank you. leonato Please it Your Grace lead on? 153 don pedro Your hand, Leonato. We will go together. 154 Exeunt. Manent Benedick and Claudio. claudio Benedick, didst thou note the daughter of Signor Leonato? benedick I noted her not, but I looked on her. 157 162 tyrant one cruel or pitiless in attitude 164 low short 175 case (1) jewel case (2) clothing, outer garments. (There is also a bawdy play on the meaning "female pudenda.") 176 sad serious. flouting Jack i.e., mocking rascal 177-8 to tell . . . carpenter? i.e., are you mocking us with nonsense? (Cupid was blind, not sharp-eyed like a hunter, and Vulcan was a blacksmith, not a carpenter.) 178-9 to . . . song as the song expresses it. (Alluding perhaps to some popular song.) 184 with a fury by an avenging, infernal spirit 189-90 hath . . . suspicion? i.e., isn't there a man left alive who will regard marriage with a jaundiced eye? (A cap might be used, unsuccessfully perhaps, in an attempt to hide a cuckold's horns.) 191 Go to (An expression of impatience.) claudio Is she not a modest young lady? benedick Do you question me as an honest man should do, for my simple true judgment? Or would you have me speak after my custom, as being a professed tyrant to their sex? 162 claudio No, I pray thee, speak in sober judgment. benedick Why, i'faith, methinks she's too low for 164 high praise, too brown for a fair praise, and too little for a great praise. Only this commendation I can afford her, that were she other than she is, she were unhand- some, and being no other but as she is, I do not like her. claudio Thou thinkest I am in sport. I pray thee, tell me truly how thou lik'st her. benedick Would you buy her, that you inquire after her? claudio Can the world buy such a jewel? benedick Yea, and a case to put it into. But speak you 175 this with a sad brow? Or do you play the flouting Jack, 176 to tell us Cupid is a good hare-finder and Vulcan a rare 177 carpenter? Come, in what key shall a man take you, to 178 go in the song? 179 claudio In mine eye she is the sweetest lady that ever I looked on. benedick I can see yet without spectacles, and I see no such matter. There's her cousin, an she were not poss- essed with a fury, exceeds her as much in beauty as the 184 first of May doth the last of December. But I hope you have no intent to turn husband, have you? claudio I would scarce trust myself, though I had sworn the contrary, if Hero would be my wife. benedick Is't come to this? In faith, hath not the world 189 one man but he will wear his cap with suspicion? Shall 190 I never see a bachelor of threescore again? Go to, 191 i'faith; an thou wilt needs thrust thy neck into a yoke, 193 wear . . . Sundays i.e., display the marks of your domestic enslavement resignedly. Excerpted from Much Ado about Nothing by William Shakespeare All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.
