Fake money, blue smoke A thriller

Josh Haven

Book - 2022

"In the first caper from a 'promising new talent' (Publishers Weekly), a skilled counterfeiter hires a crew of career criminals to steal an artwork from a speeding train. When former platoon sergeant Matt Kubelsky is paroled from Ray Brook Federal Correctional Institute in upstate New York, he’s surprised to find his ex-girlfriend waiting for him out in the parking lot. An ex-girlfriend he’s spent years pining for after she dumped him and stopped answering his letters. An ex-girlfriend who wonders if her apparently criminally-hardened ex-boyfriend can help her out of some extra-legal difficulty of her own. During the years Matt was in prison, Kelly Haggerty discovered she couldn’t earn a satisfactory living as an artist..., so she turned her artistic talents to counterfeiting foreign currency--and ended up embroiled in an international money laundering intrigue. Now she hopes she can get herself out of trouble with a cleverly-plotted theft and one last enormous score."--

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Genres
Thrillers (Fiction)
Published
New York : The Mysterious Press [2022]
Language
English
Main Author
Josh Haven (author)
Edition
First Mysterious Press edition
Physical Description
274 pages ; 24 cm
ISBN
9781613163634
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Review by Booklist Review

Kelly and Matt fell in love when they were young, but then Kelly went to college and Matt joined the army. They wrote each other for a while, but when Kelly stopped answering his letters, Matt gave up. He was eventually court-martialed and imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit. Due to be released, he's shocked when Kelly offers to pick him up. But her intentions aren't as generous as Matt assumes. Kelly has a plan, and she needs Matt's help. She's become a talented counterfeiter and now hopes to expand into selling stolen art. Her first heist: the theft of some priceless Klimt sketches being transported across the U.S. by train. She needs Matt to enlist some of his old prison buddies to pull off the caper (on horseback!). Matt is agreeable, especially after Kelly promises him a hefty share of the proceeds, but there's more to the plan than Matt knows, and when things go wrong, they go really wrong. Reading Haven's novel is akin to watching a Coen brothers film: it's darkly funny, horrifically violent, packed with bizarre twists, and full of outrageous schemes, brutal double crosses, and sadistic revenge. It's not for the squeamish, but it's a powerful book--tightly written, with an original plot, compelling characters, and a stunning conclusion.

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Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

At the start of this exceptional heist thriller from Haven (Hold Fast as J.H. Gelernter), former army sergeant Matt Kubelsky is picked up from an upstate New York prison--where he just served five years for killing an unarmed prisoner while in the army--by his ex-girlfriend, Kelly Haggerty, who's hoping he might know someone who can pull off a robbery for her. Kelly's been using skills learned studying art in college to make a decent living at counterfeiting (mostly foreign currency, easily passed in New York City, where she lives), but now she wants to make a big score: paying robbers in fake cash to steal some Klimt drawings, which she can sell to a Qatari gentleman wanted by the DEA for laundering cocaine money for Hezbollah. Matt happens to know a guy from prison, Bob Wharton, who was involved in armed robberies for a neo-Nazi group, and Bob agrees to take on the theft of the Klimts. Haven stitches all this together seamlessly, and just when it seems that the story could be wrapping up, he piles on more action and twists. In addition, the various locales and the little flourishes (executioner's scimitar, anyone?) raise this to the book equivalent of a blockbuster movie. It's not to be missed. Agent: Warren Frazier, John Hawkins & Assoc. (Dec.)

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Review by Library Journal Review

Haven's crime-fiction debut (after the seafaring adventure novels Captain Grey's Gambit and Hold Fast, written under the name J.H. Gelernter) is an adrenaline-filled heist thriller that never lets go. Matt Kubelsky and Kelly Haggerty seem to attract trouble like magnets attract iron. When Matt is released from a New York federal prison, his ex-girlfriend Kelly unexpectedly picks him up. It turns out that Kelly, now a skilled counterfeiter, needs a bit of muscle for a complex art heist she is planning. What follows is a wild ride of a thriller, with something for everyone--a horseback robbery of an Amtrak train to steal artwork, theft from neo-Nazis, modern art, murder, international terrorism, romance, violence, revenge, action, yachts and private jets, and numerous double-crosses. Award-winning narrator Justin Price employs excellent pacing and maintains a breakneck speed that will have listeners on the edge of their seats. He ably creates well-developed characterizations, topped off by a smooth, polished delivery. VERDICT Haven is a writer to watch. Share this highly recommended audio with fans of Steve Hamilton, Thomas Perry, and Brad Taylor.--Scott DiMarco

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

Criminal enterprises make strange bedfellows. A week before his release from a prison in upstate New York, Matt Kubelsky gets a call out of the blue from his high school girlfriend Kelly Haggerty, whom he hasn't seen in nearly 20 years. She has a sketchy business proposition for him. With no other prospects and despite faint internal alarm bells, he accepts. Can he believe her convoluted tale about Qatar and counterfeiting and art insurance and the superchallenging robbery of a cache of Klimt drawings that she wants him to execute? When she flashes some cash and makes herself sexually available, Matt's all in. His recent prison stint gives him the connections he needs to hire a ragtag criminal crew, the most menacing of them "the Nazi Bob Wharton." Haven's sinuous, fitful plot teeters on the brink of absurdity, zigzagging from Newark to Florida to Montana to Manhattan. Simmering beneath the cross-country caper is the mutual distrust between Matt and Kelly, complicated by their sexual compatibility. The story's perspective, alternating mostly between the two of them, occasionally expands to include other characters, keeping the reader a tantalizing half-step ahead of the action. The high point comes midway: a hilarious not-so-great train robbery. Rat-a-tat dialogue, concise character delineation, and brisk pacing will remind readers of Elmore Leonard. But Haven also sprinkles diverting sidebars about movies and the art world throughout, from the controversial painter Damien Hirst to the film Casablanca. A rip-roaring roller coaster ride from a fresh new voice. Copyright (c) Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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"Can you keep a secret?" asked Kelly. "Yes," said Matt. "Sorry, did that sound insulting?" Matt shook his head. She handed him the box. "Open that. Don't let the fan blow anything away." He held the cigarette with his lips and pulled up the cardboard lid. Inside were rubber-banded bundles of money. Multicolored. Not dollars, not euros. "Is that Gandhi?" he said, sticking a finger among the bundles, counting how many were in the box. "Yeah," said Kelly. "They're rupees. That's ten thousand dollars American, in Indian rupees." "How much is that in rupees?" "About seven hundred fifty thousand." The bundles were different denominations: blue 100-rupee notes, orange 200s, dollar-bill-colored 500s, purple 2,000s. They were all slightly different sizes. "Why five hundred and two thousand but no one thousand?" "They don't make one thousands anymore. They got canceled as legal tender. Too much counterfeiting." Matt closed the box again, and took the cigarette out of his mouth. It burned his fingers and he threw it out the window. "So what's the secret?" He handed the box back to Kelly. "I'm a counterfeiter." Matt lit another cigarette and didn't say anything. He just looked at her. "I was studying computer science at Georgia Tech, remember? But by my junior year I couldn't cut it anymore and I didn't like it anymore. I ended up majoring in fine arts." She waited for Matt to make a joke about getting a fine arts degree from a top-notch tech school but he didn't say anything so she went on. "Anyway, I wanted to be a museum curator but I couldn't find work. It's a tough field to break into." "Yeah, I bet," said Matt, knocking some ash into the fan's current, watching it float away toward Brooklyn. "So anyway, I bounced around for a while, took some office work, taught art and science at a parochial school in Crown Heights. Tried to get back into computer science, get back up to speed on coding and all that. And then I had this idea..." "Why rupees?" said Matt. "Could I have some water or something?" "Sure," said Kelly, walking toward her kitchen nook. "I've got some local beer too, if you'd like, and Diet Coke." "Have you got milk?" "Yeah," said Kelly, getting a glass from a cabinet. "I'd like some milk." "I chose rupees," she said, pulling a half-gallon carton out of her fridge, "for four reasons. First, because dollars are out--too many people in New York check for fakes. Second, rupees have weak security features, it's a third-world currency. Third, it's the most popular third-world currency, except Mexican pesos, and no one uses pesos in New York." Excerpted from Fake Money, Blue Smoke by Josh Haven All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.