Two old broads Stuff you need to know that you didn't know you needed to know

M. E. Hecht

Book - 2022

Both hilarious and helpful, this practical and unapologetic health and lifestyle guide tells it like it is for women who left middle age in the dust and want to be present, positive, and as extraordinary as ever in their golden years.

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Subjects
Published
[New York] : Harper Horizon [2022]
Language
English
Main Author
M. E. Hecht (author)
Other Authors
Whoopi Goldberg, 1955- (author)
Item Description
Includes index.
Physical Description
xvii, 222 pages ; 24 cm
ISBN
9780785241645
  • Introduction
  • Part 1. Broad Mentality
  • Our Broad Experience
  • You Are Not a Number
  • Eliminate the Negative!
  • Your Marvelous Machine
  • It's Been a Good Long While
  • Wisdom
  • You're a Guru
  • Part 2. Broad Life
  • O Tempora, O Mores (Oh the Times, Oh the Customs)-Cicero
  • Friendship Through the Ages
  • Dress Like a Broad
  • Dating (An Entirely Different Subject)
  • Dating (Another Take)
  • Sex Over Sixty?
  • Is There Life After Jimmy Choo?
  • Girdles
  • Excursions
  • Part 3. Broad Bones
  • The Aches and Pains Hour
  • Patients as Junior Partners
  • Four Ears Plus One Notepad Equals a Winner!
  • A Visit to the Doctor: Never a One-Way Street
  • Fear of Surgery from a Surgeon's Point of View
  • Medical Second Opinions
  • Getting Choosy
  • Fear of Anesthesia
  • Don't Get Ripped
  • You and Your Ears
  • Dental Phobia
  • Part 4. Broad Well-Being
  • How to Train Your Keeper
  • Inactivity: The Enemy
  • Don't Get Out of Bed So Soon
  • Senior Skin Care
  • Sports and Physical Activity
  • Living in the Past
  • The Time I Ignored My Own Advice
  • After the Fall
  • Medications: Take Full Control
  • Self-Examination (Yes, I Do Mean Yours!)
  • Part 5. Broad Shoulders
  • Am I Losing My Mind?
  • Nodding Off
  • An Approach to Your Will
  • Let's Talk About Attrition
  • Breaking Medical News
  • Crotchety with Charm
  • Part 6. Broad Insights
  • Lists Are Your Friends
  • A Morning Prayer
  • Who Are You Calling Eccentric?
  • The Sunday Comics
  • Grow Old or Grow Up?
  • Battle Hymn of the Republic
  • An Evening Prayer
  • Vale Dicta (Last Words)
  • Broad Encore
  • Epilogue: In Memory of M. E. Hecht, MD
  • Acknowledgments
  • Index
  • About the Authors
Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

Orthopedic surgeon Hecht (The Slip and Fall Prevention Handbook) and actor Goldberg (The Unqualified Hostess) reflect on how women can make the most of their later years in this cheerful manual. They offer advice on how to deal with the physical, social, and emotional consequences of growing older, weighing in on sex after 60, how to be an informed patient, and how older women can approach breaking medical news to loved ones. Noting that dates can offer a break from routine, Hecht suggests that single readers look for potential partners at social events put on by community organizations or through friends. Hecht's sensible medical advice emphasizes keeping active, and she provides exercises to relieve aches and pains. However, it's Hecht and Goldberg's less scientifically rigorous thoughts that most charm, as when they encourage readers to embrace being crotchety and eccentric. The authors' humor amuses; for example, Hecht contends that one becomes a senior "when your excretions outnumber your secretions" and recommends that those suffering from insomnia "read a book.... If it's boring, it can be a sleep inducer." Goldberg's contributions are brief and slight compared to Hecht's, but there's enough to please her fans. The result is a humorous guide to aging. (Nov.)

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

Tips for women for growing older with panache. Hecht, a retired orthopedic surgeon who died at the age of 93, just months before this book was published, and award-winning actor Goldberg, who is 66, share wisdom, anecdotes, and pithy one-liners on a host of topics that concern aging women. Among the many issues they cover are dealing with inevitable aches and pains, addressing hearing impairment and short-term memory loss (something Hecht experienced), choosing what to wear, caring for aging skin, dating, making new friends, remaining independent when needing outside assistance, and napping when necessary. Most of the advice comes from Dr. Hecht, with Goldberg adding her "two cents" to selected chapters. Hecht rings in on matters medical, social, psychological, and practical to help readers navigate the challenges of growing older. "Connections, continuous learning, and being socially active," she advises, are crucial to health and happiness. She enthusiastically celebrates the pleasures and surprises of excursions. As for dating, while Goldberg prefers meeting on Zoom rather than in person, Hecht is open to dating and sharing activities, including sex. She warns against using dating services and apps, though, suggesting that it's better to meet someone through friends or by participating in groups. Hecht brings considerable authority to her advice about navigating the medical system: finding a doctor or surgeon, making the most of visits, getting a second opinion, and dealing with one's fear of surgery (or even fear of going to the dentist). She offers a set of exercises to do in bed that make getting up easier, and she encourages aerobic, toning, and range-of-motion activities, such as swimming, yoga, and golf, which keep the body fit. Most of all, the authors urge readers to forget assumptions that come with being 60 or 70 or 90: "You're a guru," the authors insist. "You are not a number." Two genial, upbeat guides for life's later chapters. Copyright (c) Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

Copyright (c) Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.