100 animals that can f*cking end you

Mamadou Ndiaye, 1997-

Book - 2022

"A wittily informative field guide to the deadliest animals on earth. Discover the ultimate countdown to merk by animal, according to Mamadou Ndiaye, creator of the viral @mndiaye-97 TikTok account. Featuring everything from tiny bugs that can turn you into a hashtag to animals so massive they can murder you by accident, this fascinating collection of hot takes showcases he horror and humor that have made Mamadou's TikToks such a phenomenon. Learn not only which animals to avoid but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts, and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean. Mamadou also offers the occasional survival tip, even if it is just to make peace wi...th your higher power. This dynamic, fact-filled, occasionally disturbing book is perfect for animal lovers and anyone perplexed by the natural world."--page 2 of cover.

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Subjects
Genres
Field guides
Illustrated works
Humor
Published
New York : Voracious, Little Brown and Company 2022.
Language
English
Main Author
Mamadou Ndiaye, 1997- (author)
Edition
First edition
Item Description
"100 Animals That Can F*cking Kill You is your guide to the creatures that will activate your life insurance and put and R.I.P. in front of your name."--back cover.
Physical Description
223 pages : color illustrations ; 23 cm
ISBN
9780316453776
  • Introduction
  • African crested porcupine
  • African elephant
  • Surviving an elephant
  • African wild dogs
  • American bison
  • American white-tailed deer
  • Asian giant hornet
  • Australian magpie
  • Three animals that would take over if we weren't here
  • Bengal tiger
  • Black mamba
  • Black rhino
  • Blue-ringed octopus
  • Survival tips that can save your life in the water
  • Box jellyfish
  • Camel
  • Canada goose
  • Canadian lynx
  • Animals that look deadly but aren't, part 1
  • Cape buffalo
  • Cassowary
  • Cheetah
  • Animals you didn't know could outrun you
  • Chimpanzee
  • Coconut crab
  • Cone snail
  • Three animals with surprisingly high body counts
  • Crocodile
  • Deathstalker scorpion
  • Dogs
  • Dolphin
  • Donkey
  • Elephant seal
  • Emu
  • Filarial worms
  • Freshwater snail
  • Four bugs you should social distance from
  • Fugu blowfish
  • Giant anteater
  • Giant river otter
  • Gila monster
  • Giraffe
  • The seven deadly sins as animals
  • Golden poison dart frog
  • Gorilla
  • Great white shark
  • Green anaconda
  • Four snakes that are as deadly as they look
  • Grizzly bear
  • Harpy eagle
  • Three examples of eagles having no regard for life
  • Hippopotamus
  • Honey badger
  • Irukandji jellyfish
  • Tiny animals that cold turn you into a hashtag
  • Jaguar kangaroo
  • How to survive a kangaroo attack
  • Komodo dragon
  • Leopard
  • Leopard seal
  • Lion
  • Mantis shrimp
  • Three spiders that should scare you
  • Marabou stork
  • Moose
  • How to survive a moose attack
  • Moray eel
  • Mosquito
  • Mountain lion
  • Mute swan
  • Orca
  • Animals that look deadly but aren't, part 2
  • Ostrich
  • Peregrine falcon
  • Pitohui
  • Platypus
  • Polar bear
  • Six animals you didn't know were cannibals
  • Sea snake
  • Secretary bird
  • Sloth bear
  • Sperm whale
  • Normal things that animals do that would kill you
  • Spotted hyena
  • Steller sea lion
  • Stingrays
  • Stonefish
  • Four more reasons not to go in the water
  • Striped anemone
  • Wild boar
  • Wolf
  • Wolverines
  • Zebra
  • Humans.
Review by Booklist Review

Ndiaye, who achieved TikTok fame during the COVID lockdown by sharing deadly aspects of the animal kingdom, has created a visual guide to the world's deadliest creatures. In order to properly rate them, Ndiaye created the merk scale, rating creatures on a scale of 1--10 based on aggression, number of fatal human encounters, toxicity, and his "own admittedly biased opinion." Entries, arranged alphabetically by animal name, include a listing of where the animal can be found, and most appear on a two-page spread. African elephants, chimpanzees and Bengal tigers rate a ten, while Japanese spider crabs score a one. Tips for improving your chances of survival are also sometimes included. Interspersed among the animal entries are some general information entries, such as "Animals That Look Deadly But Aren't," and "Normal Things That Animals Do That Would Kill You." The layout is bright and eye-catching with large color photographs. The writing style is lively--for example, Ndiaye refers to zebras as "homicidal bar codes." Ndiaye's irreverent style and disturbing observations will amuse and inform readers.

From Booklist, Copyright (c) American Library Association. Used with permission.
Review by Library Journal Review

Self-described "internet zoologist" Ndiaye gleefully expounds on the rather large number of animals who can kill a human. The author gained a huge following posting animal-related videos on TikTok during the COVID lockdown and makes a great narrator of his own work. He combines facts with humor and an ability to include ingenious turns of phrase that will make listeners determined to hear every word. Mostly focused on the ways one can meet their maker, there are also some survival tips, and, if those fail, suggestions on how to make peace at the end. The print version of this book contains lots of great photos and graphics, but the audio makes one feel like they are in the room with the author, which is a fun place to be. VERDICT Recommended for nature lovers, anyone who spends time watching cute animal videos, and science buffs. Some adult language is included, so beware of recommending to young children. Do your patrons a favor and make this delightful audio book available to them. Most everyone else will thank you.--Christa Van Herreweghe

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