Review by Kirkus Book Review
Two adults host a dinner party to teach etiquette to kids. Mr. Faris ("went to manners school in Paris") and Prudence ("she'll be sitting with the students") are utterly serious about dining protocols at this long, pristine table set with china and silver. Markel and Liddiard aim for the memorization-offset-by-mischief they achieved in Terrible Times Tables (2019), and it partly works: Adults are baddies (for being prim); kids are energetic; things get mildly gross for giggles ("No smacking lips, try not to slurp. / Kevin--we all heard you burp"); and some of the rhymes are bang-on (respect/incorrect; list/dismissed). By the end, a grand mess is made. On the other hand, some rhymes and scansions are maddening near misses (commotion/potions--why not make them both singular?--and "You are not a trained seal at a show! / Hold asparagus stalks just so" when You're would work better). Moreover, some of the rules are musty and outdated--the prohibition on discussing politics or religion and the requirement to accept servings of food when you don't want them. Sober endnotes pleading for good manners won't touch a single reader. However, the limited-palette illustrations using browns, grays, and spirited lines to show this multiracial group of kids getting into gleeful trouble are hard to resist. Not the primer it means to be but playful nevertheless. (Picture book. 4-7) Copyright (c) Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.
Copyright (c) Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.
