The gran tour Travels with my elders
Book - 2021
"When Ben Aitken learnt that his gran had enjoyed a four-night holiday including four three-course dinners, four cooked breakfasts, four games of bingo, a pair of excursions, sixteen pints of lager and luxury return coach travel, all for a hundred pounds, he thought, that's the life, and signed himself up. Six times over. Good value aside, what Ben was really after was the company of his elders - those with more chapters under their belt, with the wisdom granted by experience, the candour gifted by time, and the hard-earned ability to live each day like it's nearly their last. A series of coach holidays ensued - from Scarborough to St Ives, Killarney to Lake Como - during which Ben attempts to shake off his thirty-something b...lues by getting old as soon as possible."--Page 4 of cover.
- Subjects
- Genres
- Travel writing
- Published
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London :
Icon Books
2021.
- Language
- English
- Main Author
- Physical Description
- 309 pages ; 20 cm
- ISBN
- 9781785787041
- Part 1. Scarborough, Yorkshire, England
- 1. We're hard to spot, aren't we?
- 2. There's an art to eating happily alone
- 3. Why aren't you in bed?
- 4. I'm the right side of 80, she says - 81
- Part 2. St Ives, Cornwall, England
- 5. Any student discount?
- 6. Well, pardon me, Mrs Robinson
- 7. Older people should be exploited
- 8. Although owls appear zen and wise, they're actually thick as sh*t
- Part 3. Llandudno, Wales
- 9. Just eat your bread roll and don't touch me
- 10. Ask your mother while you can
- 11. Alexa, find Facebook, says Nan
- 12. It sounds to me like you could do with some grief
- Part 4. Killarney, Ireland
- 13. I'm not used to the likes of you. On ye get
- 14. It's Judy bloody Garland
- 15. You can't take a picture of them. They're not us
- 16. These days, even babies don't know they're born
- Part 5. Lake Como, Italy
- 17. Life's not about living to 96. It's about living to 84
- 18. They're talking of switching rooms because their neighbours were at it half the night
- 19. Now there's no whistling because he never comes home
- 20. They took him to hospital in a gondola
- 21. If you want to know the secret to a long happy marriage, it's 1) stay alive and 2) have separate bedtimes
- 22. And then some paramedics arrive
- Part 6. Pitlochry, Scotland
- 23. She says that thanking God gets easier and harder every day
- 24. She grew beetroot and potatoes all day and hi return she wasn't shot
- 25. I can't just sit here and wait for the rain to stop
- 26. There was that lark in the end
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- About the author
Review by Library Journal Review