You're so dead

Review by Booklist Review

This riveting thriller-comedy follows best friends Plum, Sofia, and Marlowe as they attempt to crash the influencers-only Pyre Festival only to find that everyone on the creepy island is marked for murder. Over the course of three days, the teens' chance at adventure quickly devolves into evading a twisted serial killer. To complicate matters, Plum has a secret crush on Marlowe, and Plum's older, cooler influencer sister Peach--whose invitation to Pyre Festival Plum stole in the first place--has arrived to steal the show. Writing in short, energetic bursts with a witty voice, Parsons keeps the twists coming, her motley crew's energy running frantic as the body count rises and they try to discover the killer in their midst. Who is acting, what is real, and more important, who is next? Plum initially thinks the kids at school would die of jealousy over her trip, but when the group of friends finds out there's no WiFi, well . . . they might just actually die.

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Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

Alabama teen Plum Winter, who's queer and white, can't bear to spend spring break home alone, so when a courier delivers a voucher for travel to the inaugural Pyre Festival, she believes it's a sign. The invitation is undoubtedly for her half sister, Peach, an influencer who just moved to Los Angeles. Plum knows she'll never miss it, though, and trades the first-class fare for three cheap seats after persuading her best friends, Marlowe Blake and Sofia Torres, to come along. They arrive to find the private Caribbean island deserted but for eight D-list internet personalities. There's no cell service, Wi-Fi, or way to leave, and the only accommodation is a crumbling villa stocked with canned food. The ethnically varied group assumes they're being trolled--until someone dies during dinner, and a poem appears suggesting that more murders will follow. Parsons (Girls Save the World in This One) gently satirizes online culture and the ill-fated Fyre Festival in this frothy homage to Agatha Christie's And Then There Were None. The cheeky mystery is both clever and satisfying, and the girls' dynamic--Plum's crush on Marlowe included--rings true. Ages 12--up. Agent: Jodi Reamer, Writers House. (June)

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Review by School Library Journal Review

Gr 8 Up--Plum Winters has lived in the shadow of her Instagram-famous older sister, Peach, her whole life. She's desperate to feel seen by her own rights, so when an invitation to an exclusive, star-studded influencer party on a private island in the Bahamas arrives for Peach, Plum conveniently neglects to tell her sister about it. Instead, she whisks her two best friends, Sofia and Marlowe, away for what is sure to be the spring break trip of a lifetime. Once they arrive at Pyre Festival, however, nothing is as they expected, especially when the influencers around them start dying. Can they figure out who is trying to kill them and why, or will they meet their untimely ends? Fans of Karen M. McManus and Katie Alender will devour this darkly funny, fast-paced mystery. Pop culture references, particularly influencer culture, will resonate with teens. The strong relationship between Plum and her two best friends feels authentic and heartwarming, and Plum herself has relatable struggles with romances and feeling overlooked. The island setting is a fun break from reality, too. Plum and Marlowe are white and Sofia is white and Puerto Rican. VERDICT This Instagram-influencer mystery is a solid pick for any teen collection.--Chelsey Masterson, New York P.L., Bronx

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

A fake festival puts social media influencers in very real danger. Billed as a "luxury music and art festival," the Pyre Festival (clearly a nod to the real-life Fyre Festival) promises three days and two nights of unforgettable fun. This is why Alabama high school senior Plum Winter steals her influencer sister Peach's invitation. Plum convinces Sofia Torres and Marlowe Blake, her two best friends, to tag along. Instead of a posh retreat packed with celebrities, though, the trio lands among a small group of lower-tier influencers on the Caribbean island of Little Esau only to find there is no water, no Wi-Fi, and only franks and beans for sustenance. What initially seems like just poor event planning turns into deliberate mockery as the festivalgoers realize they're being played. The joke, however, is deadly: Someone in the group is killing the others off one by one. But who? Parsons effectively mixes social media commentary and thrilling murder mystery with a dash of ridiculous humor. Plenty of red herrings help conceal the killer's identity and keep readers guessing. Marlowe's deep knowledge of old murder-mystery movies exposes some of the killer's inspirations. Though much of the plot is focused on solving the mystery and staying alive, romantic tension between Plum (who is bisexual) and Marlowe adds some cuteness to the terror. Most characters are White; Sofia is White and Puerto Rican. A #trendy and #entertaining whodunit. (Thriller. 14-18) Copyright (c) Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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On the island of Little Esau, the final day of Pyre Festival . . . Plum Winter never expected it to end this way. "It" being both her life and Pyre Festival. The festival was supposed to end with a celebrity-packed booze cruise. As for her life's end, Plum didn't like to think about it, but when she did, she always imagined being a really old lady who died peacefully in her sleep. But here she was at the end of it all, and there were absolutely no boats, booze, or beds. Instead, Plum had to decide which of two extremely unattractive deaths she would rather have. There was death by jumping off the cliff at her back, or death by stabby-stabby. Stabbing , that was actually the word, though her brain was slow in supplying it. Plum blamed the cliff at her back and the demented killer standing about twenty feet away. Holding a very big, very sharp, very scary stabber. Knife . So, this was it. The end. Which way would she choose? Maybe Plum could save someone, or several someones, on her way to her own death? If she could--well, that had to count for something, right? Maybe it would be enough to get her into the really good party in the afterlife. Get her through those exclusive pearly gates. Plum could feel the wind sweeping up from the cliff at her back, almost like nature was trying to remind her of the sheer drop to the rocks and ocean far below. In front of her, the killer slashed the knife in terrifying arcs. This was where all her schemes had led her. With no one to witness her last--some would say only--act of courage. No one other than the killer . . . and the goats. As if on cue, the black-and-white billy goat munching on the bush to Plum's right let out an annoyed-sounding bleat. It sounded like a heckler in a comedy club, like the goat was yelling "Meh!" No doubt the billy goat was annoyed at the humans trampling his favorite grazing patch. "Yeah, buddy," Plum breathed, taking a tiny step back, feeling the wind from the cliff edge grabbing at her hair, snatching it up. "You and me both," she muttered. There was nowhere else to go. She had to do something. Maybe she could take the killer with her. Plum took a deep breath and screamed. The killer smiled, rushing at her with the knife outstretched. So. This was how it was all going to end. Plum Winter desperately hoped there would be a heaven for clueless kids who just wanted to have a good time. Excerpted from You're So Dead by Ash Parsons All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.

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