A libertarian walks into a bear The utopian plot to liberate an American town (and some bears)

Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling

Book - 2020

"Once upon a time, a group of libertarians got together and hatched the Free Town Project, a plan to take over an American town and completely eliminate its government. In 2004, Grafton, NH, a barely populated settlement with one paved road, turned that plan into reality. Public funding for pretty much everything shrank: the fire department, the library, the schoolhouse. State and federal laws didn't disappear, but they got quieter: meek suggestions barely heard in the town's thick wilderness. The bears, on the other hand, were increasingly visible. Grafton's freedom-loving citizens ignored hunting laws and regulations on food disposal. They built a tent city, in an effort to get off the grid. And with a large and growin...g local bear population, conflict became inevitable. A Libertarian Walks Into a Bear is both a screwball comedy and the story of a radically American commitment to freedom. Full of colorful characters, puns and jokes, and one large social experiment, it is a quintessentially American story, a bearing of our national soul"--

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Published
New York, NY : PublicAffairs, Hachette Book Group 2020.
Language
English
Main Author
Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling (author)
Edition
First edition
Physical Description
viii, 274 pages ; 25 cm
Bibliography
Includes bibliographical references.
ISBN
9781541788510
  • Prologue: The Firefighter and the Bear
  • Book 1. Verge of Wild
  • 1. A Feline Feeding
  • 2. A Taxing Tradition
  • 3. The Logical Libertarian
  • 4. A Quartet of Colonists
  • 5. A Rousing Response
  • 6. The Converted Caretaker
  • 7. The Blackness of the Bear
  • 8. The Scrappy Survivalist
  • 9. The Animal Admirers
  • 10. Fanning Freedom
  • 11. The Principled Pastor
  • 12. A Battle with Bears
  • Book 2. Rugged Growth
  • 1. Unlocking Utopia
  • 2. A History of Heat
  • 3. The Pastor Purplifies
  • 4. The Campfire Clash
  • 5. A Deluge of Doughnuts
  • 6. The Survivalists Struggle
  • 7. A Bureaucracy of Bears
  • 8. The Caretaker Confined
  • 9. The Hidden Hitchhiker
  • 10. The Pastor's Plan
  • 11. A Bear's Belligerence
  • Book 3. Boundless Ruins
  • 1. A Huddle of Hunters
  • 2. The Assault's Aftermath
  • 3. A Pressing of Poachers
  • 4. The Pastor Is Pushed
  • 5. A Neighbor Annoyed
  • 6. The Pastor's Price
  • 7. A Propagation of Prerogative
  • 8. The Respectable Riot
  • 9. An Experiment Ends
  • 10. A Denouncement of Doughnuts
  • 11. A Jeopardous Journey
  • 12. The Freedoms Forgotten
  • Epilogue: The Firefighter and the Bear
  • Acknowledgments
  • Bibliography
Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

Journalist Hongoltz-Hetling chronicles the libertarian takeover of Grafton, N.H., in his witty and precisely observed debut. In 2004, a group of libertarian activists launched a plan to transform the "rural, isolated community of about 560 homogenous households" into a "Free Town" where citizens could "traffic organs... hold duels... and organize so-called bum-fights," among other "inalienable rights." Spreading the word online, project leaders attracted like-minded individuals to Grafton and harnessed their voting power to defund public services, remove streetlights, and cut property taxes. Meanwhile, multiple factors including the underfunding of New Hampshire's Fish and Game Department, "bear-tolerant" wildlife conservation policies, and severe drought led to an increase in "problematic bear encounters" across the state. The situation came to a head in 2012 after a 300-pound bear attacked a Grafton woman on her porch and vigilante poachers undertook an "ursine genocide campaign." Hongoltz-Hetling skillfully probes shortcomings and ironies in the libertarian philosophy of "unfettered personal and property rights," and colorfully sketches Grafton residents including a former factory worker who purchased the town's church and hears messages directly from God. The result is an entertaining and incisive portrait of political ideology run amok. Agent: Ross Harris, the Stuart Krichevsky Literary Agency. (Sept.)

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

Good-natured account of a New Hampshire town where living free and the possibility of dying go hand in hand. Magazine journalist Hongoltz-Hetling opens his narrative with a firefighter who holds government in contempt even if he draws a salary from it. The firefighter put out the word that the little burg in which he lived, "a flyspeck town buried in the woods of New Hampshire's western fringe," could be a paradise for libertarians, if only enough of them would move there and take control of--yes, the government. Libertarians arrived just in time for an infestation of hungry black bears. Enter a conundrum of libertarian logic: Bears pose a danger, but nowhere in the Constitution does it say that the government has the power to intervene. It's an argument, writes the author, that goes back to the Colonial era, when frontier settlers took it upon themselves, rather than the hated crown, to engage in self-defense. "Anti-tax, anti-law," the libertarians did what libertarians do: They argued over purity while trying to defund such things as the public library. The bears advanced their own arguments--and, according to a local bear authority, bears are smart, self-aware, and capable of cooperating "to enforce a bear justice system." Moreover, they had a local ally who was happy to feed them as well as a town that, while sheltering a few poachers and plenty of gun nuts, couldn't quite get it together to solve the problem. In the end, "the so-called Free Town" (and local tent city, since many of the newcomers lacked the means to buy property) project melted away. The bears were one thing, but the libertarians, in the end, decided they liked basketball courts, baseball fields, and even libraries and moved on. "They don't recognize," our firefighter concludes, "that the town was already free." An entertaining sendup of idealistic politics and the fatal flaws of overweening self-interest. Copyright (c) Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

Copyright (c) Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.