God I feel modern tonight Poems from a gal about town
Book - 2021
"Tragicomic verses by award-winning comedian and renaissance millennial woman. Catherine Cohen, the one-woman standup chanteuse who has electrified the downtown comedy scene in her white go-go boots, has been posting poignant, unfiltered poems on social media since before Instagram was a thing. A self-proclaimed self-obsessed millennial on the prowl with her beaded bag, she ponders good and bad dates, English-major dreams, the Lululemon employee who murdered her co-worker, and other weighty matters in these captivating short lyrics that speak to and about her generation."--
- Subjects
- Genres
- Humorous poetry
Poetry - Published
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New York :
Alfred A. Knopf
2021.
- Language
- English
- Main Author
- Edition
- First edition
- Item Description
- This is a Borzoi book published by Alfred A. Knopf.
- Physical Description
- 69 pages ; 19 cm
- ISBN
- 9780593318331
- Machine generated contents note: Poem I Wrote After I Found Out That Alcohol Is Actually Just Sugar
- Poem I Wrote After I Woke Up At 6 A.M. As A Joke
- Poem I Wrote After I Crumrned
- Poem I Wrote After I Went To Tuscany To Journal About My Toxic Guitar Teacher
- Poem I Wrote After I Told You I Was Empathetic
- Poem I Wrote After I Decided That All I Need To Do To Be In A Good Mood Is Spend Six Hours Alone In My Apartment Every Day
- Poem I Wrote After I Looked At Your Jawline And It Ruined My Life
- Poem I Wrote After I Masturbated While Wearing Airpods
- Poem I Wrote After I Went To The Gym With Someone I Had Sex With
- Poem I Wrote After I Sent Three Guys The Same Nude
- Poem I Wrote After I Didn't Drink For Six Days And Thought About Starting A Cult
- Poem I Wrote After You Told Me Your Ex Is "Actually Really Cool"
- Poem I Wrote After You Went Down On Me And Then Called Me "Dude"
- Poem I Wrote After I Ruined The Bathroom At Au Bon Pain
- Poem I Wrote After I Realized No One Talks About That Time The Lululemon Employee Murdered Her Coworker In The Store
- Poem I Wrote After I Decided Something Was Going On With The Moon
- Poem I Wrote After You Ordered Fried Shrimp At The Diner And I Was Like "Gross" But Really I Was Like "Dang That Sounds Good"
- Modern Love Poem
- Poem I Wrote Last Night When I Couldn't Go To Sleep Because There Are No Sheets On My Bed Because I Perioded On My Other Sheets And Cannot Be Bothered To Put New Ones On
- Poem I Wrote After I Did The Dishes In My Apartment And Was Like Okay I'm In A Play
- Poem I Wrote After Experiencing An Amazing Hangover
- Poem I Wrote After I Told You About My Joie De Vivre
- Poem I Wrote After I Got Scolded At The Whole Foods For Stealing A Meatball From The Salad Bar
- Poem I Wrote After We Enjoyed Crying About How We Can't Be Together
- Poem I Wrote After Calling Someone A "Darling Of The Scene"
- Poem I Wrote After Seeing That Guy From Project Runway At The Whole Foods Again
- Poem I Wrote After I Read An Article On Why It Is So Hard To Go Up Stairs
- Poem I Wrote After I Called Myself The Taylor Swift Of Comedy
- Poem I Wrote After A Stranger On Youtube Said He Wouldn't Fuck Me With Someone Else's Cock
- Poem I Wrote After I Ordered A Waffle As A Side Dish
- Poem I Wrote After I Asked My Personal Trainer If He Believed In God
- Poem I Wrote After My Therapist Told Me To Have A Drink
- Poem I Wrote After I Told You I Was Free Bleeding At The Improv Show
- Poem I Wrote After You Helped Me Assemble My New Couch And Then Broke Up With Me On It
- Love Poem For My British Lover
- Every Good Song Is Named "Dreams"
- Poem I Wrote After You Told Me "I Don't Think You're As Amazing As You Think You Are"
- Life Is In The Spaces Between Sex With You
- Oh God
- It's Worse Than I Thought
- Italy
- The Night We Met You Kissed Me In A Closet And I Slapped You And Told You To Ruin My Life
- There's No Such Thing As Overreacting, It's Called Reacting, Darling!
- The Void
- Poem I Wrote After I Downloaded The Sims At Age 28 During Quarantine
- Poem I Wrote After I Had A Dream Jessica Simpson Took Me "Under Her Wing"
- Poem I Wrote After I Listened To My Spotify Top Songs Of 2019 And It Undid All The Work I Did In Therapy Last Year
- Poem I Wrote After My Lover Quoted Zoolander Towards Me
- Poem I Wrote After I Opened A Canned Wine Upon Receiving Your Email
- Poem I Wrote After I Asked My Friend If Her New Boyfriend Cares About Me
- Poem I Wrote After Another Exquisite Morning On My Phone
- Poem I Wrote After I Asked You If Cereal Can Expire
- Poem I Wrote After The New Taylor Swift Album Came Out Thank God
- Poem I Wrote After I Had The Strangest Urge To Confide In Dear Friends Beneath Starlight
- Poem I Wrote After I Texted My Therapist That I'm Not Pregnant
- Poem I Wrote After I Tried To Write A Tweet About Sparkling Water
- Poem I Wrote After I Took A Photo Of My Tits With A Self-Timer Alone Like An Adult
- Poem I Wrote After I Made You Tell Me I Was Sexy Four Times Today
- Road Trip Poem #3
- Road Trip Poem #9
- Road Trip Poem #12
- Road Trip Poem #17.