A cry from the far middle Dispatches from a divided land

P. J. O'Rourke

Book - 2020

"P. J. O'Rourke says we've worked ourselves into a state of anger and perplexity, and it's no surprise because perplexed and angry are what Americans have been since the Roanoke Colony got lost. This astute and entertaining look at the state of these United States includes essays on everything from our fraught history ("O Beautiful for . . . Pilgrim Feet?") to the political effects of social media ("Whose Bright Idea Was It to Make Sure that Every Idiot in the World Was in Touch with Every Other Idiot?"). A plan is advanced to reform federal poverty programs, "Just Give Them the Money." And a rant is made against the "Internet of Things" because your juicer is sending fake news to ...your Fitbit about what's in your refrigerator. Included is a quiz to determine whether you're a "Coastal" or a "Heartlander" (you know organic, fair-traded, locavore, and gluten-free, but do you know hay from straw?), an impassioned plea to license politicians (we license beauticians!), and much more. This is P. J. at his finest"--

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Subjects
Genres
Humor
Essays
Published
New York : Atlantic Monthly Press 2020.
Language
English
Main Author
P. J. O'Rourke (author)
Edition
First Grove Atlantic hardcover edition. First edition
Physical Description
xviii, 230 pages ; 22 cm
ISBN
9780802157737
  • Pre-preface: As we go to press . . .
  • Preface: Manifesto for extreme moderation
  • Introduction: O beautiful for . . . Pilgrim feet?
  • One nation-divided as hell
  • Coastals vs. Heartlanders
  • Goodbye to classical liberalism : "It's the end of the world!"
  • Big fat politics
  • But thank you anyway, partisan politicians
  • Robin Hood arithmetic
  • On the other hand . . . : just give them the money
  • It's time to make rich people : uncomfortable again
  • Negative rights vs. Positive rights : it's positively confusing
  • Sympathy vs. empathy : is it better to hold people's hands or bust into their heads?
  • Patriotism vs. nationalism
  • Big brother (and everybody else) is watching you : thoughts on rereading 1984
  • Whose bright idea was it to make sure : that every idiot in the world was in touch with every other idiot?
  • A brief historical digression on how communication has devolved
  • And while I'm ranting against the digital age, let me not forget to excoriate an aspect of social media that lacks even sociability . . . On the fresh hell of the Internet of Things
  • Lessons in fake news from two old masters of the form
  • Woke to the sound of laughter
  • Why kids r commies and never mind how the free market bankrupted that backwards r big box store that once held a greedy monopoly on selling toys
  • Knowing write from left
  • Educating my kids
  • My own lousy education and how it may be of aid to the nation
  • What we can learn from the sixties drug culture
  • Can the government be run like a business?
  • Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate . . . The electoral college!
  • Is a reasonable, sensible, moderate foreign policy even possible?
  • The inaugural address I'd like to hear the president-whoever it may be-deliver
  • My own personal fantasy league : presidential election
  • A license to drive (me crazy)
  • The founding fathers have some words with us
  • What I like about U.(S.A.).
Review by Kirkus Book Review

The political satirist frets about America's state of "angry perplexity," but he would be well advised to heed his own advice: Calm down. In his latest broadside, O'Rourke decries the excesses of left and right with (almost) equal disdain. At 72, he remains a libertarian conservative, and he has no use for the mindless populism or rabid partisanship that has Americans baring their fangs at each other. The author fairly wonders when--or if--America will "emerge from its grievous health crisis, lock-down isolation, economic collapse, and material depravation with a newly calm, pragmatic, and reasonable attitude toward our political system." Even as he sounds the death knell for classical liberalism--free enterprise, the rule of law, civil liberties, free speech, etc.--O'Rourke also hopes, with scant confidence, that we will dispense with our hysterias in favor of competence and a civil tongue. He proceeds to skewer America's cultural and political ills in broad, superficial detail while championing a form of "extreme moderation" as the only means of addressing them. Occasionally, as the voice of common sense, he does this with sobriety; the most reasonable part of the book is the "Pre-Preface," written on June 8, 2020. "[George Floyd] was accused of spending twenty dollars in the form of a banknote that had no actual value," he writes. "The U.S. Senate and House of Representatives are currently spending billions of dollars in the form of banknotes that have no actual value." More often, O'Rourke employs sweeping generalizations, over-the-top screeds, unconvincing self-deprecation, and, above all, gale-force sarcasm. His meld of serious comment and attempted humor is an unhappy marriage, and even longtime O'Rourke devotees may not be sure where one ends and the other begins. The author has become a more jocular, less verbose version of William F. Buckley. Exaggeration and absurdity are useful tools of humor but not when deployed with a bludgeon. Copyright (c) Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

Copyright (c) Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.