How to astronaut An insider's guide to leaving planet earth
Book - 2020
Former NASA astronaut Terry Virts offers an insider's guide to astronauting--a behind-the-scenes look at the training, the basic rules, lessons, and procedures of space travel, including how to deal with a dead body in space, what it's like to film an IMAX movie in orbit, what exactly to do when nature calls, and much more.
- Subjects
- Genres
- Autobiographies
- Published
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New York :
Workman Publishing
2020.
- Language
- English
- Main Author
- Item Description
- Includes an index.
- Physical Description
- ix, 310 pages : illustrations ; 24 cm
- ISBN
- 9781523509614
- Introduction: Not Your Father's Astronaut Book: But He'll Like It Too!
- Training
- 1. Flying Jets: A Prelude to Flying Spaceships
- 2. Speaking Russian (robopntb no PYCCKN): Learning the Language of Your Crewmates
- 3. Paper Bags: Learning Not to Breathe Too Much CO 2
- 4. The Vomit Comet: The First Taste of Weightlessness
- 5. Survival Training: Preparation for Space Calamity
- 6. Space Shuttle Emergencies: The Special Hell Created by Simulation Supervisors
- 7. Chez Terry: Styling the Hair of a Superstar Crewmate
- 8. It's Not Rocket Surgery: Medical Training for a Spaceflight
- 9. Mouse Matters: Live Animal Experiments in Space
- 10. Clothes Make the Astronaut: Packing for Six Months in Space
- 11. Astronaut Crossfit: Physical Training for Spaceflight
- 12. Jet Lag (And Space Lag): Adapting Your Circadian Rhythm
- Launch
- 13. Dressing for Success (And Launch): A Very Complicated Spacesuit
- 14. When Nature Calls: A Spacesuit Has No Fly
- 15. The Red Button: How and Why a Shuttle Could Be Intentionally Destroyed
- 16. The Ride Uphill: Staying Cool When You're Blasting Off
- Orbit
- 17. Learning to Float: How to Cope with Zero G
- 18. How to Build a Space Station: A Painstaking, Piece-by-Piece Process
- 19. Piloting Spaceships: Rendezvous, Docking, and Avoiding Space Junk
- 20. Just Add Water: Space Station Cuisine
- 21. Making Movies: An Entire IMAX Movie Shot in Orbit
- 22. ZZZZZZZZZZ: Sleeping While Floating Is Awesome
- 23. No Showers for 200 Days? No Problem! Bathing in Space
- 24. The Glamour of Space Travel: Going to the Bathroom in Space, Uncensored
- 25. Saturday Cleaning: An Astronaut's Work Is Never Done
- 26. Where Over the World Are We? Recognizing Places on Your Planet
- 27. Bad Bosses: Silly Rules and Bureaucratic SNAFUs
- 28. In Space No One Can Hear You Scream: An Ammonia Leak Threatens the Station's-and the Crew's-Existence
- 29. It Was a Long 200 DAYS: Do ISS Astronauts Make Whoopee? (What Everyone Wants to Ask)
- 30. Dealing with a Dead Crewmember: If a Fellow Astronaut Expires
- 31. Robotic Crewmates: Remote Work Outside the ISS
- 32. Phones, Email, and Other Horrors: Communicating with Earth (Slower than Dial-Up)
- 33. Hearing Voices: How Psychologists Prepare You for What Spaceflight Does to Your Head
- 34. Package Deliveries: Receiving, Unpacking, and Repacking Cargo Ships
- 35. Netflix, Hulu, and Baseball: In-Flight Entertainment
- 36. Fighter Pilot Does Science: Experiments Are the Real Point of the Mission
- 37. Marooned: What to Do If You're Stranded Up There
- Space Walking
- 38. The World's Biggest Pool: Training Underwater for Spacewalks
- 39. The Art of Putting on a Spacesuit: And You Thought Launch Was Complicated
- 40. Brief the Flight and Fly the Brief: Don't Fly by the Seat of Your Pants
- 41. Alone in the Vacuum: The Spacewalk Itself
- Deep Space
- 42. What You Need to Get To Mars: A Realistic Look at What It Will Take
- 43. The Human Body beyond Earth: The Physical Toll of Long-Term Spaceflight
- 44. Time Travel: Einstein and the Whole Relativity Thing
- Re-Entry
- 45. Riding the Roller Coaster: Re-entry Is Not for Sissies
- 46. Adapting to Earth: You Try Walking After Six Months in Zero G
- 47. Tragedy: Being There for the Columbia Catastrophe
- 48. No Bucks, No Buck Rogers: Meeting with Washington Politicians After a Spaceflight
- 49. Space Tourism: What You Need to Know Before Signing Up
- 50. Are We Alone? Is There a Goo? and Other Minutiae: My Take on Some Minor Questions
- 51. What Does It All Mean? The Big Picture
- Afterword: Isolation: Better on Earth or in Space?
- Acknowledgments
- Index
- Photo Credits
Review by Publisher's Weekly Review