- Subjects
- Genres
- Essays
Humor - Published
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New York :
HarperOne, imprint of HarperCollins Publishers
2020.
- Language
- English
- Main Author
- Edition
- First edition
- Item Description
- "First paperback original" -- Verso title page.
- Physical Description
- 263 pages : illustrations ; 21 cm
- ISBN
- 9780062942807
- Preface/Intro/I Don't Know What to Call This
- Part I. On Being Human™
- I Am the Girl from Your Tampon Commercials
- White Friend Confessional
- The Happiest Place on Earth, God Dammit
- A Time Line of My Online Personas
- You're from the Midwest?! What's That Like?
- Mamma Mia
- Depression Isn't a Competition, but, Like, Why Aren't I Winning?
- Part II. On Being Professional
- How to Quit Your Job and Change Your Life
- Work Orientation for Women
- College 101
- How I Take My Coffee
- Procrastination but Make It Look Put Together
- My Dog Explains My Weekly Schedule
- Part III. On Being Domestic and Beautiful
- Mustache Lady
- I'm a Guy's Girl
- National American Miss Pre-teen Wisconsin
- Hollywood and Media Representation Presents: How Women Age
- Bath & Body Works Is the Suburban Nonsense I Crave
- Items of Clothing, Defined
- Does This Count as Exercise?
- Part IV. On Being Horny and in Love and Sometimes Even Both
- All the Things I Thought Sex Was
- Attention Target Shoppers: This Store Is Now Rife with Sexual Tension
- How to Date Online
- Treating Objects like Women
- A Nice Piece of Satire You Can Take Home to Your Parents
- I Don't Know How to Be a Bride
- The Holy Sacrament of Birth Control
- Part V. On Being Human
- Learning How to Not Shit Myself
- Daily Affirmations for My Sister
- Father Mia
- Can I Be a Good Girl While Still Getting Fucked Up?
- Can I Ask This Person About Their Race: A Guide
- All Rise for the Honorable Mia Mercado
- Acknowledgments
- About the Author