Spinster Goose Twisted rhymes for naughty children

Lisa Wheeler, 1963-

Book - 2011

For children that are simply too naughty for Mother Goose to handle, her sister Spinster Goose knows just how to deal with these uncouth urchins. Fans of Mother Goose are sure to delight in these devilishly twisted alternatives to classic rhymes.

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Subjects
Genres
Humorous poetry
Picture books
Published
New York : Atheneum Books for Young Readers ©2011.
Language
English
Main Author
Lisa Wheeler, 1963- (-)
Other Authors
Sophie Blackall (-)
Edition
1st ed
Physical Description
41 pages : color illustrations ; 27 cm
ISBN
9781416925415
  • An intreoduction from Mother Goose
  • Spinster Goose
  • The gum-chewer
  • The thief
  • The swearer
  • The chalk-eater
  • Crooked row
  • Student of the week
  • The cooks
  • A sign in the cafeteria
  • The menu
  • The ditchers
  • The bully
  • The loser
  • The thumb-sucker
  • A sign in the classroom
  • The dirty kid
  • The hair-twirler
  • Sub-standard
  • Humpty Dumpty
  • The cheater
  • A sign in the hallway
  • The custodian
  • The interrupter
  • The fibber
  • The tattletale
  • Good-bye.
Review by Booklist Review

This collection of riffs on familiar Mother Goose favorites is irresistibly sinister, combining darkly mutated rhymes with subtly surreal illustrations to delicious effect. Wheeler casts Spinster Goose as the headmistress of a reform school for naughty children and reimagines everyone from Lucy Locket to Wee Willie Winkie as her ne'er-do-well pupils. The rhymes themselves take great liberties with their predecessors and may require some practice before they trip off the tongue. But their cracked and crooked charm merits the effort. For her part, Blackall applies her typically sweet-natured style in surprising and occasionally disturbing ways (the children, for example, are all similar-looking, except that some of them, inexplicably, have animal heads). A particularly tidy, straightforward book design makes for a nice foil, against which the wicked rhymes and unsettling images really sing. Many children will love hearing these cleverly menacing verses and will love repeating them even more.--Barthelmess, Thom Copyright 2010 Booklist

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Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

This collection of Mother Goose parodies by Wheeler (Ugly Pie) and Blackall (Pecan Pie Baby) is as elegant as it is, like Mary, "quite contrary." The no-nonsense Spinster Goose oversees a reform school: "Not painted up pretty,/ it's mottled and gray./ The grounds are a nightmare./ (She likes it that way)." Blackall's pallid vignettes balance chilly poise and mordant humor. In one spread, a line of truculent children/animal hybrids slouch beneath Spinster Goose's gaze, one with a cigarette smoking behind her back. In "The Dirty Kid," medical-style spots provide closeups of the lice in bath-averse Polly Flinders's hair and the toejam between her toes. Wheeler adds some intellectual depth to the original nursery rhymes while grossifying them. Little Miss Muffet chews chalk, while a familiar Mary is recast as an unrepentant fibber ("Mary had a little lamb./ She said it was a horse./ But anyone with eyes could see/ it was a lamb, of course"). Though some may shrink from its clever ghastliness, kids with twisted senses of humor will feel right at home. Ages 5-up. (Mar.) (c) Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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Review by School Library Journal Review

K-Gr 3-As the title suggests, these rhymes lean toward the dark side and will appeal most to those who like their giggles with a bit of a spin. The endpaper image sets the scene-a bleak-looking house with barred windows and playground in disrepair sits on a lonely, empty landscape. This is where Mother Goose sends incorrigible children to live with her sister, Spinster Goose, and where they eventually get their comeuppance. Wheeler's verses showcase well-known nursery rhyme characters, but their deeds here take a far different path. Margery Daw's constant gum chewing, Bobby Shaftoe's thievery, Georgie Porgie's bullying, and Peter Peter's cheating are these youngsters' misdemeanors and are dealt with-at least at Spinster Goose's school-in revolutionary ways. "Baa Baa Black Sheep/loves to curse and swear./Here a BLEAT. There a BLEAT./BLEAT, BLEAT everywhere!" What does the Spinster do? "She hires shearers from the north,/hygienists from the south./They promptly shear his BLEATING wool,/then wash his BLEATING mouth!" Blackall backs up the rhymes with wry, devilish images that surround, infiltrate, and help spark this offbeat collection. Pairing these parodies with a traditional Mother Goose book (such as those by Tomie dePaola or Rosemary Wells) will help expand listeners' appreciation of Wheeler's humor.-Barbara Elleman, Eric Carle Museum of Picture Book Art, Amherst, MA (c) Copyright 2011. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.

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Review by Horn Book Review

So it turns out that Mother Goose has a twisted sister, and the poems in this semi-subversive collection demonstrate just why you might fall into her hands, and what she might do once she's got you. In Spinster Goose's school, "The takers get taken. / The sordid get sore. / The shakers get shaken / right down to their core." More concise than Ogden Nash and more accessible than Edward Gorey, the cautionary rhymes here detail all manner of bad (cheating, bullying) or impolite ("Ring around the rosey / Never pick your nosey") behavior, made even funnier by a mock-formal typeface and decorously spacious pages. Blackall's ink-and-watercolor illustrations maintain a similar balance, with prim lines and sober colors displaying the mischief. Kids who received their proper preschool dose of Mother Goose (see "What Makes a Good Baby Shower Book?" on p. 26) will enjoy this good first lesson in parody. roger Sutton (c) Copyright 2011. The Horn Book, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

Delectably satiric nursery rhymes play with naughtiness and punishment. Mother Goose sends disobedient children (some human, some half-animal) to her sister Spinster Goose's reform school, where "The pinchers get pinched, / and the pokers get poked. / The biters get bit, / and the smokers get smoked." Crimes range from eating chalk to stealing sweets and cheating. Some consequences arise naturally (gum-chewer's gum explodes on her face), while others come at Spinster's strict hand: Baa Baa Black Sheep swears, so Spinster "hires shearers from the north, / hygenists [sic] from the south. / They promptly shear his BLEATING wool, / then wash his BLEATING mouth!" Real violence remains mostly at rumor level as threatsan electric chair and stretching rack are shown but not used. Lard-boiled beans prove that "Life is Gruel"; deliberately filthy Polly Flinders refuses to shower because "this punk is into Grunge." Badness was never more enjoyable than Wheeler's wicked rewrites: "Friday's child stole seventeen lunches. / Saturday's child threw seventeen punches. / But the child who got a Sunday detention / did something too naughty for me to mention." Blackall's watercolor-and-ink illustrations are fascinatingly delicate in line and color as they convey all the funny, delicious ghastliness of necks bending in woe, cheeks paling in nausea and this whole mob of unbiddable, hybrid Struwwelpeter/Gorey kids. (Picture book/poetry. 8 up)]] Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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