Don't wait up Confessions of a stay-at-work mom

Liz Astrof

Book - 2019

In this blunt and side-splittingly funny book of essays, Liz Astrof embraces the realities of motherhood (and womanhood) that no one ever talks about: like needing to hide from your kids in your closet, your car, or a yoga class on the other side of town, letting them eat candy for dinner because you just can't deal, to the sheer terror of failing them or at the very least losing them in a mall. And sometimes, many times, wondering if the whole parenting thing wasn't for you.

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Subjects
Genres
Essays
Humor
Published
New York : Gallery Books 2019.
Language
English
Main Author
Liz Astrof (author)
Edition
First Gallery Books hardcover edition
Physical Description
xiii, 301 pages ; 24 cm
ISBN
9781982106959
9781982106966
  • Introduction: The Stay-at-Work Mom
  • Guilt Trip
  • Rules of Estrangement
  • No More Monsters
  • The Stain
  • The Year of the Turtle
  • Happy New Year
  • Out of the Basement, Into the Fire
  • The Kids in the Orange Shirts
  • Little Royalty
  • The Typhoid Mary of Playa Blanca
  • Water Is for Writers
  • It's Not Brain Surgery
  • Are You There, God ...? It's Me Jeff's Sister
  • Tim Allen Tried to Kill Me
  • The Love Bracelet
  • I've Got This
  • Epilogue: One Flying Leap
  • Acknowledgments
Review by Booklist Review

Astrof is not just a working mom, she is a stay-at-work mom. The kind of mother who loves her job, is a little bit afraid of her children, and has definitely, 100 percent, never let them have illegal turtles from Chinatown because she feels guilty that she sent them there with the nanny instead of taking them herself. Successful comedy writer and television producer Astrof has put together a forthright, laugh-out-loud collection of essays that lets you in on a little of what makes her shows like 2 Broke Girls or The King of Queens so much fun. She knows her flaws well and mines them for comedy gold. That time she almost ruined a friendship via text? Check. All the trips to fat camp? Check. Hilarious and, of course, as well written as any good sitcom episode, Don't Wait Up is a great read for all the moms who also aren't quite sure what to make of motherhood, and for anyone else who likes a laugh.--Diana Platt Copyright 2019 Booklist

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Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

Astrof, a sitcom writer and producer, offers a hilarious and heartfelt essay collection about, among other topics, her life as a Los Angeles "stay-at-work" mother with a demanding schedule and a fear so great of the bedtime hour that she sometimes lingers in her car until her husband has put their two children to sleep. In the sidesplitting opening essay, Astrof describes taking her seven- and nine-year-olds to a water park one weekend, while having no intention of going in the water herself. Readers will laugh out loud as she relents and dons a child's extra-extra-large bathing suit-albeit backwards. There are heartbreaking pieces as well-one describes the frightening few weeks when, after her parents' divorce, her unstable mother absconded with six-year-old Astrof (and, almost equally painfully, declined to abduct her brother). Nor was life with Astrof's father easy, as he sent her to Camp Shane (aka "Camp Shame") to lose weight. Though Astrof's collection is often trenchant in its look at her own difficult childhood, it is also permeated with a sense of love for her kids, and is sure to resonate deeply with other parents. Kristyn Keene, ICM. (July) © Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

A producer and comedy writer for 2 Broke Girls and The King of Queens, among other programs, brings her humor to the homefront with these essays about her childhood and raising her own children.Given Astrof's extensive background in comedy, readers will expect humor throughout, and the author delivers with one punchline after another. The author clearly loves her children, but she prefers to leave the details of raising them to her husband. She shares a wide, wacky variety of stories: how she avoids returning home until she knows her kids are safely tucked in bed, how she handled a weekend at Great Wolf Lodge, an indoor water park where signs warned swimmers not to enter the pool with "active" diarrhea ("I could only speculate as to what active' meant to the legal teambut mostly, I was grateful that I wouldn't have to so much as dip a toe in that shit river"), how she reacted when her stash of candy dissolved while on vacation in Mexico; why she is convinced she'll be murdered while on a work-related weekend with fellow writers; why a "fun" trip to the mall with her kids is anything but; and how an idyllic vacation in Hawaii turned into a fiasco thanks to one errant text message. Underneath the comedy, however, are details about the author's difficult childhood living with verbally abusive parents who fought over her custody. She also grew up with weight and self-esteem issues and still has trouble with both concerns as an adult. The juxtaposition between the absurdity and the reality of Astrof's life creates a mostly effective balance, which pushes this book beyond the slapstick visible at the surface and into a more reflective realm.Droll wit and profundity swirl together in a revealing memoir from a successful comedy writer. Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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