- Subjects
- Genres
- Anecdotes
Essays
Humor - Published
-
New York :
Grand Central Publishing
2018.
- Language
- English
- Main Author
- Edition
- First edition
- Physical Description
- xvii, 302 pages : illustrations ; 22 cm
- ISBN
- 9781538712160
- Preface
- Chapter 1. A List of Things We Should Probably Get Out of the Way
- Chapter 2. Right after the Inhale
- Chapter 3. People Who Might Want to Think Twice before Asking Me for Money
- Chapter 4. Cheerleaders: Part 1
- Chapter 5. Seriously, How Much Do I Look Like Elisabeth Shue in This Picture?
- Chapter 6. Cheerleaders: Part 2
- Chapter 7. The Truth about My First Date
- Chapter 8. Let's just Talk about the Cover, Shall We?
- Chapter 9. This Is Where I Went off the Rails and Started Melting My M&M's
- Chapter 10. It's the Old Mermaid-Tinker Bell-Rose Lamp
- Chapter 11. Tiny Dancers. Tiny Cells
- Chapter 12. Water to My Chin
- Chapter 13. Germans Do Bible Studies a Little Differently than, Say, Rednecks
- Chapter 14. All Inked Up and No Place to Go
- Chapter 15. My Dad Looks Nothing Like Denzel
- Chapter 16. Cutting Corners. Setting Fires
- Chapter 17. Lovers and Leavers
- Chapter 18. Everybody's Doing It. Want Me to Do It for You?
- Chapter 19. Dear Miss Danielle
- Chapter 20. Ode to Big Dark
- Chapter 21. Chicken-Fried Women
- Chapter 22. Look at These People, Kids. Your Mom Is Braver than All These People
- Chapter 23. When Hope Is Your Name (A Letter to My Daughter)
- Chapter 24. The Last Piece
- Acknowledgments