Don't make me pull over! An informal history of the family road trip

Richard Ratay

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Explores the history of the family road trip, how its evolution mirrored the evolution of the United States, and why road trips have largely disappeared.

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Published
New York : Scribner 2018.
Language
English
Main Author
Richard Ratay (author)
Edition
First Scribner hardcover edition
Item Description
Includes index.
Physical Description
xii, 272 pages ; 24 cm
ISBN
9781501188749
9781501188756
  • Swerving through the seventies : a family boldly leaves its driveway
  • Pioneers of the pavement : the long road to the interstates
  • Hey, where's everybody going? : Americans set off to discover America
  • Packed in like sardines : join us, won't you?
  • Smokeys in the bush : dodging cops (and stops) on the interstates
  • Time to pass : diversions, directions and discoveries
  • Eating up the miles : dining while driving
  • Inn and out : motels, hotels and invaders from space
  • Heavy metal highways : land yachts, station wagons and "the Thing"
  • Through the windshield together : a crash course in seatbelts and safety
  • Up, up and away : all roads lead to the airport
  • Leaving it all behind : the end of the road for road trips?
Review by New York Times Review

THIS SEASON'S TRAVEL SELECTIONS find authors facing crushing isolation, angry bulls and midnight checkpoints, as well as that most terrifying of travel's perils, the family road trip. From the Azores to Patagonia to the Silk Road, the pull of the open road is as strong as ever - no matter the consequences. The results are among the most exciting crop of travel books in years. As a child, Kate Harris was fascinated by Marco Polo. Forget that the famous explorer wasn't as interested in exotic lands as he was in the riches and fame he might achieve. As a young girl growing up in rural Canada, Harris dreamed of the far-off lands Polo described, igniting an obsession with the world beyond the farthest bend in the road. LANDS OF LOST BORDERS: A Journey on the Silk Road (Dey street, $24.99) is the gift Harris sends back from that beyond. Say what you want about the value of experience and the power of wisdom, there's something undeniably intoxicating about the blank page of youth being written upon. And write Harris can. With elegant, sensitive prose, she takes the reader along on her travels, shares her passion with infectious enthusiasm and invites us into her heart. Early on she confesses that "the great goal of my life was getting lost." To that end, feeling "young and free and rashly unassailable," she and a childhood friend set out on the first leg of what would become an epic bicycle journey, carrying her over the Tibetan plateau in search of "not answers exactly, but a way of life equal to the wildness of existing at all." Later, Harris bikes along "the scum on the rim of a giant bathtub" that is the Black Sea and eventually makes it to a desert "landscape of revelation" in Uzbekistan. Harris has more on her mind than merely seeing the sights and chatting up a few locals. "It was the truth I was after, the deepest wonder, nothing less." Such outlandish pronouncements are the prerogative of youth, yet Harris's wholehearted belief in the possibilities of the journey forces her readers to toss aside any world-weary doubts they may have harbored. We sweat every illegal checkpoint crossing, chew on every grain of dust-storm sand and sip every cup of yak butter tea right along with her. That she is able to cast and maintain such a spell of wonder is no small feat. To say that Harris has become the explorer she always wanted to be is the highest praise I can think to offer. Exploration of a different sort is on the mind of Porter Fox in NORTHLAND: A 4,000-Mile Journey Along America's Forgotten Border (Norton, $26.95). What the reader might at first think of as well-trodden terrain is, Fox quickly informs us, anything but. He begins with a provocation - "No one knows where America's northern border begins" - and goes on to surprise, enlighten and delight us for the next 200-plus pages. With so much of our attention given over to the southern border with Mexico, few think to look north, to our oldest, longest (and more porous) boundary. Luckily for the reader, Fox has. Growing up in Maine and summering a few miles from the "Hi-Line," Fox is a natural choice for the job. Armed with a canoe, a tent and determination, he sets out on a three-year journey with no itinerary other than to get from Maine to Washington. "On a map the boundary is a line. On land, it passes through impossible places - ravines, cliff bands, bogs, waterfalls, rocky summits, white water - that few people ever see." Early on, he encounters fishermen who still struggle with gray zones in a watery border established nearly 250 years and a dozen treaties ago, and spends his nights sleeping in forests of "pure black." In the Great Lakes, Fox trades in his canoe for a lift aboard a 740-foot freighter where one crew member warns him, "This place is full of lunatics." Traveling across Lakes Erie, Huron and Superior, enduring days of fog, he struggles not to "end up staring at a wall for hours at a time." Through the Boundary Waters region of Minnesota, navigating his way around wildfires, past pipeline protests and through Sioux territory, Fox soldiers on across U.S. Route 2, shadowing the border. As with many tales of the solitary traveler on a distant quest, otherness attracts otherness, and Fox is frequently confronted with that certain kind of lost soul who haunts the fringes of society. These pages are filled with such interactions, which lend them a deeper resonance. Near the end of his journey, Fox relays an encounter with a hitchhiker he picked up in Washington who shares a story of conditional redemption that is at once uplifting and heartrending, leaving Fox searching for both connection and a way home. Whether experiencing run-ins with crusty locals, reviving long dead historical characters last heard from in high school history books, enduring rough weather or savoring majestic landscapes, he brings it all to vivid life. With strong descriptive powers and a clear appetite for his task, Fox succeeds in making his journey sound romantic, urgent, valuable and appealing as hell. Saudade is a Portuguese word with no direct translation that conveys a deep longing for something that perhaps never was and yet may never come again. It suggests a melancholy satisfaction. The 17th-century Portuguese writer Manuel de Melo called saudade "a pleasure you suffer." Capturing its elusive nature is central to understanding the Portuguese spirit, and more specifically the Azorean one, in the case of Diana Marcum's the tenth island (Little A, $24.95). A California resident with roots in the American South, Marcum may seem an unlikely guide to understanding this condition, yet in her engaging travel memoir she captures the spirit of saudade with an eye for detail and a playful earnestness that takes advantage of and at the same time casts aside her journalistic credentials. A Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter with The Los Angeles Times, Marcum covered California's Central Valley, where she was first introduced to the Azorean diaspora. Understandably attracted by the Portuguese devotion to family but more inexplicably consumed with a longing for the islands, with which she shared no obvious connection, Marcum confesses, "Maybe for me it was more the feeling that I was an island, separate and alone." With little to hold her down, she pays a visit to the remote Azorean archipelago, which lies nearly a thousand miles off the Portuguese coast in the middle of the Atlantic. Following the sage travel advice offered on her departure, to let serendipity steer her course, Marcum encounters a strange land filled with the requisitely quirky locals - among them the fire chief/ambulance driver/musician who will act as her island guide and the martini-swilling woman who becomes her neighbor. She also encounters a more humane form of bullfighting, which might more accurately be dubbed pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey with a moderately angry cow. Marcum is fascinated by the countless stories she hears of the departure of local people from the islands and their inexorable yearning to return. Marcum herself makes repeated visits, eventually bringing along her unmanageable dog and taking up residence in a converted stable beside a mansion that had crumbled to the ground during the last big earthquake. Not entirely sure where this is all going, or what it's amounting to, Marcum makes friends along the way, snoozes on rocks beside the sea and flirts with love, both local and imported. Her embrace of isolation, coupled with her simultaneous yearning for connection, guarantees her a healthy dose of saudade. In the remote islands of the Azores, Marcum seems to have found her spot. The crime novelist Thomas H. Cook isn't so much searching for a place to fit in as looking to illuminate a murky corner of the travel sphere. In doing so, he provides perhaps this season's most unlikely narrative turn, even DARKNESS SINGS: From Auschwitz to Hiroshima: Finding Hope in the Saddest Places on Earth (Pegasus, $27.95) draws its inspiration from some of the cold, hard horrors that have emerged from the darker aspects of our nature. Since childhood, after a strange and morbid encounter at his father's side, Cook has found himself drawn to places that have seen "the weird and the frightful, the arbitrary, the unfair, the inexplicable." But rather than create a book of sorrows, he has set out to give us "a grateful celebration of the mysterious power of dark places," sites where "our thoughts can become unmoored and free to roam, allowing us to experience our most intimate relationship with the past." Often traveling with his wife and daughter, Cook has spent years visiting the locations of disasters and atrocities : famously horrific places like Auschwitz and the battlefield at Verdun, as well as places that have experienced lesser-known miseries. In Cambodia, he visits Pol Pot's "great reeking mess of ideological purity" and "concentrated evil," Ttiol Sleng, where "the air sizzles with immediate and excruciating physical pain." In Italy, a dreary looking river where hundreds of slaves were killed provides a fascinating teaching moment with his daughter. Later, in Alice Springs, Australia, Cook unfavorably compares the treatment of Aboriginals with the segregated American South of his childhood. In the middle of the Outback, he's disturbed to find "both the offering and acceptance of condescension more or less the order of the day." But it's at the leper colony of Kalaupapa, on the island of Molokai, in Hawaii, where Cook seems to have met his match. There he encounters palpable sorrow in a place that is "strikingly bleak and curiously still." He comes away feeling an "unjustifiable voyeurism" and concludes - for the only time in his travels - that he should never have visited. As Cook's journeys accumulate, a reader loses any trepidation about approaching these sites of sorrow, awakening instead to Cook's main purpose as the narrative acquires a humble gravitas. Cook promises that "there is much to be gained where much has been lost, and we deny ourselves that bounty at the peril of our souls," a truth to which this surprising volume attests. At the other end of the travel spectrum is Richard Ratay's DON'T MAKE ME PULL OVER: An Informal History of the Family Road Trip (Scribner, $27), the season's most playful (and best titled) entry. Ratay came of age in Wisconsin during the 1970s, just as America was hitting the road in record numbers. He vividly captures that relatively brief - but iconic - time before cheap air travel and Wi-Fi, when "six people locked up together in a tiny padded room," hurtling down the highway without seatbelts, was something not simply to be enjoyed but survived. Ratay gleefully recounts his childhood wonder at being lifted from bed by his father and being deposited in the back of the family's Lincoln Continental beside his siblings, only to have the bitter Midwest winter magically replaced by the warmth of the South. Under Ratay's confident and relaxed spell, anyone of a certain age will be instantly transported back to (and perhaps yearn for) those more innocent times when Fuzzbusters and eight-track players were the order of the day, AAA TripTiks were cutting edge and candy cigarettes were the not-so-secret desire of nearly every preteen. Deceptively informative and cluttered with scores of useless fun-facts ("During the 1970s alone, Americans logged 14.4 trillion miles - enough to travel from Earth to Pluto and back 2,500 times"), Ratay's book reminds us just how recent an invention our Interstate highway system is, and how the network utterly transformed not just travel but the American psyche. Ratay also makes clear how family travel has changed since Howard Johnson's was considered fine dining, "The Brady Bunch" was held up by kids as the ideal family, and Bubble Yum was rumored to contain spider eggs. Recalling a later family airplane flight to Washington, D.C., he succinctly captures what we've lost: "We'd taken a trip but we'd made no journey." With an eye for detail and a penchant for research that leads him down charming rabbit holes (remember that "crying Indian" anti-littering commercial from the 1970s?), Ratay succeeds in eliciting genuine emotion even as his comic voice steers the narrative clear of cheap sentimentality. This high-spirited romp down the byways of America is part social history, part memoir and a loving salute to that brief time when the wood-paneled family station wagon was king of the open road. No book I've read in recent memory resides in as much isolation as Katherine Silver's translation of Maria Sonia Cristoff ? FALSE CALM (Transit, paper, $16.95). Cristoff grew up in the remote southern portion of Argentina. "As a child," she explains, "I saw this isolation as positive, as had so many European explorers in Patagonia." Only later, as an adolescent, did she determine that its vast space contained "a kind of nightmarish logic, where I could walk and walk but still remain in the same place." And so she left, only to return after two decades, "when I no longer saw things one way or the other." Cristoff came back to talk with the people, and not talk with them - to share silence and space with those who lived under their oppressive weight. She wanted to become, as she writes, "a lightning rod, a receiving antenna," realizing that "the atmosphere spoke through me." The challenge of this book is also its triumph: Cristoff makes no effort to lead or coddle the reader, to paint a romantic portrait of a remote land or tell us how we ought react to the lonely, frightening, occasionally heroic lives she exposes. With an almost clinical remove, made possible by the unspoken empathy that comes from growing up "in the middle of that yellowish chalky color that wears out your eyes," Cristoff paints a picture of devastating singularity. Hers is a bold, beautiful book. Whether she's describing a shopkeeper who long ago came home to attend his dying father ("I returned for a week and stayed forever") or a man who gave up on his dream of flying a small plane and felt "defeat in every cell, but not like the counterpart to some success; an existential defeat, the curse of having been born," Cristoff leaves out so much surface detail that might have made for a less demanding, more passive reading experience, instead opting to sift down toward the marrow of her subjects. No punches are pulled in illuminating the perils of Patagonian solitude. The oil field pumper whose job requires him to patrol the land, mile by lonely mile, day after solitary day, slips farther from the influence of other people until he "no longer has anything to say to them or ask them or tell them." He goes on to explain that "you gradually start realizing that there's less and less you need from them." The gasp induced by this and other revelations slices through the reader like the wind over the Patagonian steppe, reminding us - as do all these books, in their own ways - that the most harrowing journey is often the one within. Andrew MCCARTHY is the author of the young adult novel "Just Fly Away" and the travel memoir "The Longest Way Home."

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Review by Booklist Review

Gen Xers in particular will find themselves at home in the pages of Ratay's first book, which combines memoir and historical narrative to explore the American family vacation. In a style reminiscent of George Saunders' essay collection The Braindead Megaphone (2007), Ratay regales readers with personal anecdotes filled with the sort of bemusing details that make brain candy of the most mundane of events. Ratay's opening chapter, Swerving through the Seventies, transports readers to a Wally World-esque destination in search of good old-fashioned family togetherness. In other chapters, which include Smokeys in the Bush: Dodging Cops (and Stops) on the Interstate and Heavy Metal Highways: Land Yachts, Station Wagons and The Thing,' Ratay seamlessly weaves together histories of transportation, travel, and the various industrial changes that brought about and shaped the road trip as the iconic American family vacation. Artfully entertaining and informative at once, Ratay's book will interest all those who look back fondly on days spent fighting with siblings in the backseat of a station wagon, on the road to somewhere.--Glendy X. Mattalia Copyright 2018 Booklist

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Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

With smartphones and rear-seat entertainment systems, the family road-trip experience has changed dramatically, writes Ratay in this enjoyable reminiscence on what they used to be. Ratay, an advertising copywriter, begins his story in 1976, when, as a seven-year-old, he and his family crashed into a ditch during a blizzard while driving from Wisconsin to Florida; years later, everyone would deem that incident "the best start to family road trip ever." Ratay recalls taking long car trips with his father, mother, sister, and two brothers, playing games in the backseat with his siblings while his parents engaged in the "Battle of E" (in which his mom continually asks his dad to get gas while dad waits for the last possible second before running out). Throughout, he also explores how America's love affair with the automobile forced better safety requirements (e.g., enforced seat-belt regulations) and pushed lawmakers to develop an interstate road system. He explains how road trips influenced the concept of roadside diners (in the 1930s a Georgia pecan farmer started what would become the convenient road-stop restaurant, Stuckey's), the creation of travel lodging (a road trip inspired Charles Wilson to open the Holiday Inn in 1951), and how cars were developed to accommodate entire families. Ratay's informative, often hilarious family narrative perfectly captures the love-hate relationship many have with road trips. (July) © Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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Review by Library Journal Review

In a debut that is part history lesson, part nostalgic drive down America's burgeoning highway system, award-winning advertising copywriter Ratay reflects on his 1970s childhood while expounding on the societal and economic origins of the family road trip. Soaring in popularity in postwar America, the family road trip was not only necessary in a time before affordable airfare but a welcome diversion in the automobile age. Ratay transitions seamlessly between humorously sweet yet sarcastic personal anecdotes from his own family's misadventures to bite-sized history lessons behind American roadside staples. Plenty of facts and trivia are provided, telling the stories of favorite roadside attractions of the 20th century, such as Howard Johnson's, state rest areas, and even the nation's favorite drive-throughs. VERDICT Readers gearing up for summer travel or a trip down memory lane are sure to identify with the timeless ups and downs in this entertaining guide.-Jennifer Clifton, Indiana State Lib., Indianapolis © Copyright 2018. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

A historical and nostalgic look at the family road trip.In his first book, a mix of memoir, history lesson, and travelogue, advertising copywriter Ratay waxes wistfully over the rise and fall of the tradition of traversing the United States via the nation's superhighways. Using as a jumping-off point his personal experiences in the 1970s as a child stuffed into the back of a station wagon with his siblings ("although ordinary Joes couldn't afford a plane ticket, nearly every family could afford a car, often two"), the author covers a wide variety of topics related to family road trips. He discusses the construction of U.S. interstates, the need for dining establishments, gas stations, and motels for the families on the road, and the sights a child might have longed to see, including a whole slew of "World's Largest" objects or animals. Ratay includes details about the rise of theme parks, including Disneyland and Disneyworld, Knott's Berry Farm, and others, when more safety features, including seat belts, were introduced, and how the use of CB radios kept people in touch with one another on the road. He also shares his thoughts on how cheaper air fare and the need for faster travel have helped make the long road trip somewhat of a relic. Some of the more minute detailse.g., about the roof design on Stuckey's restaurants and their distinctive yellow-and-red billboardsmay not appeal to a wide audience, but much of the narrative will find favor with older readers who can readily recall their own experiences riding in the car while Dad drove and Mom navigated. By sharing this history, Ratay also provides a useful juxtaposition against the modern vacation, with each person engaged with an electronic device rather than each other and the surroundings outside the windows.A lighthearted, entertaining trip down Memory Lane. Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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Don't Make Me Pull Over! CHAPTER 1 Swerving through the Seventies A Family Boldly Leaves Its Driveway One winter evening in 1976, when I was seven years old, I went to sleep in my bed in Wisconsin and woke up in a snowdrift in Indiana. I had little idea how I'd gotten there. I dimly recall my father's arms cradling me as I looked up through eyelids heavy with sleep. I watched the white ceiling of the hallway turn into the shadowy pine rafters of our garage, then the fuzzy tan fabric of our family car's interior. I remember being tossed across the laps of my older brothers in the backseat, a pillow pushed under my head, and a blanket thrown over my body. Then I drifted off again into blackness. Next came a startled yelp. I opened my eyes to find myself tumbling in a blur of stuffed animals, eight-track tape cartridges, Styrofoam coffee cups, and issues of Dynamite magazine. I landed on the car's floor with a thud, the round hump of the transmission housing pressed into my belly, my chin burning from sliding on the shag carpet. I had no idea where we were. But I knew where we weren't--anywhere near the sunny beach in Florida that I'd been listening to my mom tell us about for weeks. All I could surmise was that I was in our car and it was cold and dark and eerily quiet. Even the engine was still. Finally, my dad's voice cut the silence. "Jeez, Louise! Everyone okay? Anyone hurt?" my dad asked, his head swiveling around from my mom and sister beside him in the front seat to my brothers and me in the rear. "Wha-what happened?" my mom replied, dazed. Like me, she'd just been roused from a deep sleep to find herself on a whirling carnival ride. "Whoa! We did at least three three-sixties!" gushed my thirteen-year-old brother, Bruce, a little too enthusiastically for the rest of us. "The highway just became a hockey rink!" my dad explained. "Cars spinning everywhere! It's a wonder we didn't smack into anyone!" My twelve-year-old sister, Leslie, who got motion sickness from riding escalators at the mall, didn't say a word. She just stared straight ahead in her usual position between my parents in the front seat, trying not to barf all over the dashboard. After counting heads to make sure none of us had been launched into orbit, my parents quickly assessed our situation. The car was upright, though pitched at an unnerving angle. Good. No one had any obvious fractures or gushing head wounds. Good. Not a single window showed a crack. Also good. The worst that could be said was that all of the loose contents inside our car--maps, Thermoses, shoes, me--were scattered about as though our vehicle had been picked up and shaken like a snow globe. But then that was how the inside of our car generally looked while on a road trip anyway. What was unusual was how dark it was. The only light inside our car streamed in shafts through gaps of thick snow caked on every window. Dad turned the ignition key. To our surprise, the engine roared to life, pressing the windshield wipers suddenly back into action. As they labored to push the clumps of snow aside, we got a better view of our predicament. Our car had come to rest well off the interstate, halfway down a broad slope that served as one side of a wide V-shaped highway median. Since I was only seven years old, I didn't dwell on the delicate nature of our predicament; instead, I thought about what a great sledding hill this would make--had we been on Dad's prized wood toboggan and not inside our 1975 Lincoln Continental Town Car. We weren't alone. As far as we could see, ahead of us and behind, vehicles were scattered about the interstate like toy cars dropped by a cranky toddler. Dad pulled his door handle, allowing a ferocious blast of frigid air to swirl inside. The door barely budged, blocked by a mound of thigh-high snow outside. Dad's blood pressure instantly redlined. "Cripes Jiminy!" It was one of many colorfully benign phrases he kept ready to avoid blurting out a real ear burner in front of us kids. Others included: "Gee willikers!" "For crying out loud!" and his ever reliable go-to nonexpletive, "Criminently!" That they made no sense wasn't important. It was enough that they kept him out of the doghouse with my mom and the Catholic Church. Dad slammed the door back and forth against the snowdrift like a battering ram. This took no small effort. The door of a mid-seventies Lincoln was only a slightly smaller version of the one guarding the entrance to a NORAD command bunker. Eventually he cleared enough space to slip outside, and my mom turned off the engine. "There's no sense wasting gas," she said. "We may be here a while, and we'll need the heater." My mother was nothing if not practical. "Now did any of you happen to pack candy bars or anything else to eat?" We hadn't been stuck in the ditch five minutes, and my mom was already formulating a rationing scheme to improve our chances of survival. If raising four kids had taught her anything, it was to always prepare for the worst. Mom and my brothers also began to piece together the morning's events. As usual, we'd left our home in suburban Milwaukee hours before daybreak. Getting an early start was critical--we had to get through Chicago before rush hour or we'd lose two hours just crawling from one side of the city to the other. Dad's strategy was to pack the car the day before our departure. Then, promptly at 3:00 a.m. the following morning, he'd storm through the house, flipping on lights and hollering orders like a drill sergeant at reveille. As the baby of the family, and the one most likely to cause a delay, I was simply scooped from my bed, still clutching my beloved blankey, and carried out. Dad would deposit me in the backseat, jump behind the wheel, and we'd be off in a cloud of leaded gas fumes. We'd be a hundred miles from home before any of us were really conscious enough to grasp what had happened. However, that morning my oldest brother, fifteen-year-old Mark, had remained awake. He recounted for the rest of us how the miles had passed uneventfully at first and how we'd even made it through Chicago in record time. But as we crossed Illinois into Indiana, it had begun to snow, and the light flurry quickly whipped into a raging squall. As we reached an exposed stretch of interstate south of Gary, Indiana, whiteout conditions slowed traffic to a crawl--but not slow enough, it turned out. Whipping winds had polished the moist pavement into a sheet of black ice, and without warning, a car ahead of us went into a spin. Trying to avoid a collision, trailing drivers hit their brakes, sending them into swirls of their own. Almost miraculously, Mark continued, no vehicles collided. Instead, each found its way into the snowy sloping median on one side of the interstate or down the steep embankment on the other. Of course, he couldn't be sure. We'd been busy spiraling into a ditch of our own. The driver's door popped open, and my dad clamored inside, his face red with cold. "I talked to a trucker with a CB down the road. He said a fleet of wreckers are on the way. With any luck, we'll be back on the road in a couple hours!" So we waited. Six of us huddled in a jumbo road barge beached on a highway median waist deep with snow. We'd all just been nearly killed in a horrible crash in Nowhere, Indiana. We'd have to endure hours of delay before reaching our hotel (and its pool and game room) that evening. We had no smartphones, no DVD players, no iPods to keep us entertained. Those were all years, even decades, from invention. In our remote location, we couldn't even find a radio station signal strong enough to get the local news. Really, we had nothing except each other. Years later, we'd all agree it was the best start to a family road trip ever. *  *  * If there was ever a time Americans needed a vacation, it was the 1970s. Nearly everyone had a good reason to pack up their station wagon or VW minibus and leave it all behind. The gloomy conclusion to the war in Vietnam had sent morale plummeting, while race riots taking place across the country kept tensions high. Unemployment and inflation skyrocketed and remained elevated so long that economists had to coin a whole new term for the phenomenon: stagflation. All the term really meant was that although the seventies also gave us great new things like backyard hot tubs, home VCRs, and countertop microwave ovens, fewer people could afford them. The pressure of making ends meet also helped push the traditional nuclear family into meltdown. The number of divorces filed in 1975 doubled that of a decade earlier. Couples who did stay together had fewer children. The U.S. birthrate plunged to its lowest level since the Great Depression--half that of the baby boom years. Even the government appeared to be falling apart. Just years into the decade, first a vice president and then a president were forced to resign amid allegations of corruption--and hardly anyone placed much faith in the officials who remained. Not even a night at the movies offered much escape. In keeping with the sour mood, many popular movies of the seventies centered on disasters, demons, and dark conspiracies. Audiences were trapped in The Towering Inferno or booked on a doomed flight in any of three Airport movies. If you avoided being swallowed up by the ground in an Earthquake, you might be devoured by the Jaws of a great white shark. The Exorcist offered a hell of a fright. And if the devil didn't get you, the government would, even if it took All the President's Men. If you somehow managed to avoid all that, you could still be subjected to Linda Blair shaking her booty in Roller Boogie. It's hard to say which fate was most horrifying. Things got so bad that Americans tried just about anything to find relief, from joining the Moonies (a controversial religious movement blending teachings of many faiths nicknamed for its founder, Sun Myung Moon) to disco dancing to learning to macramé. They were desperate times indeed. All things considered, it isn't surprising that many people, including my parents, decided the best plan was simply to sit out as much of the seventies as possible at some distant beach, historic battlefield, or theme park. Anywhere but home. Despite the flagging economy, Americans continued taking vacations throughout the seventies in record numbers, just as they had since the close of World War II. Thanks to two decades of prosperity, increasingly generous terms of employment, and broader acceptance of the benefits of taking time off from work, more Americans than ever before were able to escape the daily grind, if only for a couple of weeks each year. In fact, 80 percent of working Americans took vacations in 1970, compared to just 60 percent two decades earlier. As a result, attendance at national parks, historic sites, and other attractions surged 20 to 30 percent every year until 1976. Only then did the decade's second major fuel crisis force many families to pull the plug on their trip to see Old Faithful or halt their march to the Gettysburg Battlefield. To reach these far-off places, my family, like most others, traveled by car. It wasn't that we enjoyed spending endless hours imprisoned together in a velour-upholstered cell, squabbling over radio stations and inhaling each other's farts. It was that we had no other choice. Air travel had always been too expensive for anyone not named Rockefeller or traveling on the company dime, much less a pair of middle-class parents taking four kids to the beach. Adjusted for inflation, a domestic plane ticket in the seventies cost two to three times the price of the same ticket today. Given the cost, it shouldn't be too surprising--and yet still is--that as late as 1975, four in five Americans had never traveled by plane. Not for a weekend getaway to Las Vegas, not to head off to college, not for a once-in-a-lifetime honeymoon in Paris. Never. Although ordinary Joes couldn't afford a plane ticket, nearly every family could afford a car, often two. If there was one thing America was very good at, it was producing automobiles. Following World War II, American car factories needed only to do some quick retooling to go from churning out airplanes and tanks to cranking out cars faster than ever. And thanks to a booming economy, Americans could afford to buy all those shiny new cars as fast as they rolled off assembly lines. By 1972, the number of cars on the nation's roads exceeded the number of licensed drivers (inviting the troubling thought that many cars were simply driving themselves around). What's more, Americans loved to get behind the wheel. During the 1970s alone, Americans logged 14.4 trillion highway miles--enough to travel from Earth to Pluto and back 2,500 times. To be sure, most travelers selected closer destinations, as there are so few decent hotel options along that route even today. My family alone was responsible for approximately 1 trillion of the miles logged by travelers in the seventies. At least that's how it seemed to me: as the youngest of four kids, I was the one relegated to the backseat, rear window shelf, or rear cargo compartment of a series of fine American automobiles purchased by my father over the course of the decade. Together, we toured the country (well, half of it, anyway--we rarely traveled west of the Mississippi) in week-long journeys taken two and sometimes three times a year. We were hardly pioneers, of course. By the time we got rolling on our family road trips, Americans had already been beating a well-worn path to the Grand Canyon and sunny beaches of Florida for more than half a century. But for much of that time and in many areas of the country, the routes those motorists took were often little more than dirt tracks. Even in populated areas, drivers often had to pick their way through a confusing maze of privately owned turnpikes and poorly constructed two-lane highways built simply to connect one town to the next. It wasn't until well after World War II that America got serious about making long-distance road travel fast, safe, and convenient. That's when the country began rolling out the first of its mighty interstates, the so-called superhighways. The interstates were marvels of a modern era, unlike any roads Americans had traveled before. These high-speed highways weren't narrow and hemmed in by trees and tall buildings. They were wide and broad-shouldered, with huge swaths cleared on both sides to invite in sunshine and blue sky. What's more, they were elevated well above the surrounding terrain, affording drivers and passengers a panoramic view of the landscape. Perhaps the most remarkable thing about the interstates was the way they instantly made the country seem so much smaller. Suddenly it was possible to travel from one state to the next and even one coast to the other in a fraction of the time it once took. Places many Americans could once only read about in newspapers or see pictures of in magazines were now all within reach, given a reliable car and enough cash for fuel. What's more, the whole family could come along. In an automobile, four or five people could travel nearly as cheaply as one. Making things even nicer for my family, many of the interstates had been around long enough by the 1970s for an ample number of restaurants, gas stations, motels, and other conveniences to sprout up along their sides. By and large, we could count on exits with such services at regular intervals, allowing us the opportunity to fill our tank, grab a bite to eat, or rush in to take a quick potty as needed. At the time, my siblings and I took all of these things for granted. It seemed like they'd been around forever. Of course, we were young. Compared to us, it all had been around forever. The reality couldn't have been further from the truth. Like any destination worth reaching, it took considerable time and effort to make everything that went into those great road trips possible. It took the relentless determination of a long list of pioneers to plan and build the roads, highways, and interstates that allowed my family--and maybe yours too--to motor across the expanse of our country and go anywhere we pleased. It took the raw courage of a handful of daredevils to blaze the trails those road builders would follow. And it took the boundless ingenuity and quirky ideas of a long list of clever innovators and dogged entrepreneurs to create what we remember and think of today as the Great American Road Trip experience. After all, somebody had to be crazy enough to be the first to try to drive a car across the country. Somebody had to chart the first road maps, open the first motel chains, and cut the first drive-through window into the side of a hamburger joint. Somebody had to come up with nifty gadgets like the police radar gun (boo!), the Fuzzbuster (yay!), the CB, cruise control, and the eight-track tape deck. Somebody had to decide it was just fine for precocious seven-year-olds like me to roam around the car--and even sprawl out across the rear window shelf--completely unrestrained. Somebody had to create the first station wagon; then somebody else had to come along years later, look at a perfectly fine brand-new design, and say, "You know what that model needs? Some fake wood paneling on the sides!" So who were these somebodies? Where did they find the inspiration for all these ideas? How did everything we remember and love about those great road trips come to be? And why don't many families seem to take those long road trips together anymore? Make yourself comfy. We've got some serious ground to cover along the seldom-traveled back roads of America's history. Fascinating stories await. Excerpted from Don't Make Me Pull Over!: The Great American Family Road Trip by Richard Ratay All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. 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