Blown A novel

Mark Haskell Smith

Book - 2018

"Bryan LeBlanc worked his way up into a plum position on Wall Street as the boy genius of the foreign exchange desk. Surrounded by acolytes of the free market, the true believers, the U.S. Marines of capitalism--"the few, the proud, the completely full of themselves"--Bryan soon realizes that being honest at a dishonest job is not the path to success. He decides to give Wall Street a taste of its own medicine and hatches an intricate plan to disappear permanently with just enough misappropriated money--and sailing classes--to spend his golden years cruising the Caribbean. Bryan quickly learns that being a criminal, even a really smart one, is more complicated than he thought. He finds himself on the run in the Cayman Islands,... wanted for murder. On his trail is an irresponsible team of investigators sent by his Wall Street firm, hellbent on reclaiming the millions before their clients notice it's missing: his boss, Seo-yun Kim, who's committed to not only clearing her name but escaping her suffocating fiancé and their pending nuptials; the investment bank's collections agent, Neal Nathanson, depressed over a recent break-up with his boyfriend; and an ex-cop from Curaçao, Piet Room, who has traded in his badge for spouse spying as a private investigator. Their efforts are complicated by an Australian sailor begrudgingly circumnavigating the globe to fundraise for breast cancer awareness. Wickedly funny, ribald, and sharp-eyed, BLOWN starts as a simple case of embezzlement and explodes into a fatal high-stakes gamble for money and the pursuit of happiness"--

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Genres
Satirical literature
Humorous fiction
Published
New York : Black Cat 2018.
Language
English
Main Author
Mark Haskell Smith (author)
Edition
First Grove Atlantic paperback edition
Physical Description
223 pages ; 21 cm
ISBN
9780802128140
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Review by Booklist Review

Smith's growing collection of novels, most bearing one word titles (Raw, 2013; Baked, 2010), have been widely praised for their unpredictable, pop-culture-driven story lines and barbed black humor. True to form, his latest farcical escapade pokes fun at Wall Street in a tale about a financial whiz. Although his gig at a foreign exchange desk puts big bucks in both his clients' pockets and his own, Bryan LeBlanc finds rubbing elbows with greedy bankers distasteful enough to bilk them of a cool $17-million, enough embezzled money to set himself free from the rat race and sail off on a private yacht to the Caribbean. When his ruse is finally discovered, LeBlanc finds himself being chased across the West Indies by his boss, an eccentric Korean American genius looking to escape her fiancé; the bank's heartbroken gay collections agent; and a wisecracking dwarf ex-cop from Curaçao. Smith turns in another compulsively readable blend of satire, crime fiction motifs, and the occasional quirky, violent interlude in a tale that will satisfy his current fans and attract new ones.--Hays, Carl Copyright 2010 Booklist

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Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

An embezzlement scheme goes horribly off the rails in this darkly amusing tale of white-collar crime and its inexpert perpetrators. Bryan LeBlanc is a foreign exchange trader on Wall Street who, disillusioned with his career prospects and his colleagues' sense of entitlement, decides to skim $17 million from his accounts and set off for a permanent vacation. Bryan is no sooner bound for the Cayman Islands than the financial irregularities are spotted by his boss, setting in motion a pursuit by the firm's security agent Neal Nathanson and managing director Seo-Yun Kim (both of whom are grappling with personal emotional crises not unlike Bryan's), a private detective, and a crooked bank manager, not all of whom are committed to the return of Bryan's haul. Smith (Raw: A Love Story) relates details of Bryan's financial legerdemain with the authority of an insider and masterfully laces the novel's serious scenes with veins of humor, as when Bryan recounts the exhausting number of currencies he has laundered his ill-gotten gains through and thinks, "Who knew being a criminal was so stressful?" He has a fine-tuned ear for witty repartee and a skill for embroiling even his most comically conceived characters in dramas that steer his plot through unpredictable twists and into unforeseeable outcomes. This is a surprising, memorable novel. Agent: Mary Evans, Mary Evans Inc. (June) © Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

When a Wall Street trader rips off $17 million of his brokerage's cash, it initiates an island-hopping chase across the Caribbean.Smith's (Raw, 2013, etc.) novels are an acquired taste but often leave readers wanting more. Here, he delivers a comic crime novel inspired by the criminal character of Wall Street and its modern-day robber barons. A prologue finds a main character stranded on the high seas, imprisoned by a stranger. Next, meet our "bad guy." Bryan LeBlanc is a trader on his company's foreign exchange desk, and the former boy genius is embitterednot a Fight Club burn-the-world-down anarchist but more of a disaffected sort who's convinced himself his theft is sticking it to the man. "Call it dropping out or early retirement, but somebody had to show that those [Wall Street] values were corrupt; exploiting people didn't lead to happiness," Smith writes. "He could make a stand for a better world, inflict some hurt on a big bankall that and get a tan." His theft is the catalyst for a rapid, funny, and often lewd pursuit across the West Indies by a quirky cast. Those on the chase include Bryan's boss, Seo-Yun Kim, a Korean-American savant with an eccentric personality and a blossoming sexual appetite; Neal Nathanson, the bank's lovelorn internal investigator; and eventually Piet Room, the book's most interesting character, a dwarf ex-cop with the swagger and charm of Tyrion Lannister. Smith works out the mechanics of his heist beautifully, including the inconvenience of hauling around millions in cash and the inevitability that someone dangerous is going to catch up to you eventually, while still throwing in the occasional graphic jolt to make sure you're paying attention. Smith isn't always the best at sticking the landing (hello, deus ex machina), but readers will have enough fun here to push the boundaries of plausibility a little.Another madcap crime caper, one with a little temper and a dirty mind. Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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Bryan knew that eventually they would get around to unlocking his computer and going through his accounts. It would take them a couple of days, more or less, and then they'd know he'd ripped them off. If his plan succeeded, he'd leave this re-sort and have a few days to create a false trail. Then he could collect his money and disappear. Bryan thought he'd been smart about it, thought he'd covered his tracks, but worried that he might have made a mistake, might have underestimated Seo-yun or whatever tech person they were sure to put on his case. Maybe they'd figure it out sooner. For all he knew, they could be on their way to the Dominican Republic right now. He reflexively looked over his shoulder and then, seeing sunbathers rubbing lotion on their bodies, heaved a sigh. Who knew being a criminal was so stressful? He'd justified ripping off the company a hundred times in his mind. They never hesitated to exploit the weaknesses of others so why shouldn't others exploit them right back? Just the thought of the little guy, Joe Q. Public or Jane Doe, in-vesting their life savings into a rigged game--a system that sanctioned corruption and insider trading, a money churning behemoth that spit out trades every nano-second for the banks--the unfairness of it all nagged at him, like a flea bite that wouldn't go away. But then everyone knows that's the way Wall Street works. Excerpted from Blown by Mark Haskell Smith All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.