Hope never dies

Review by Booklist Review

Here's something different: a mystery novel not a pastiche or a parody, an actual proper mystery starring and narrated by former vice president Joe Biden and his sidekick, Barack Obama. This is not a joke. The book has its light moments, but overall it's a straight mystery. A man dies under especially nasty circumstances; Biden, who knew the man, is suspicious. He doesn't believe the things people are saying about the dead man, and he's determined to find out what really happened. Aided by his former boss, the charismatic Obama, Biden wades into a conspiracy that threatens the stability of the country. Shaffer could have jumped on this opportunity to parody Biden and Obama, but, instead, he presents them as real people, pretty much the way we imagine them to be (allowing, of course, for literary license); and the mystery is genuinely suspenseful and satisfying, not merely a framework for a bunch of silliness. It should be noted, too, that the relationship between Biden and Obama is carefully and skillfully developed and has moments of genuine emotion. An ambitious and completely successful novel.--David Pitt Copyright 2018 Booklist

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Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

The careers of Barack Obama and Joe Biden take an unusual turn after they leave the White House in this entertaining, offbeat whodunit from Shaffer (Fifty Shames of Earl Grey). Fuming at his Delaware lake house, Joe hasn't heard in months from his BFF, Barack, who has been busy hanging out with celebrities such as actor Bradley Cooper. One night, Barack and a Secret Service agent show up to share some sad news-the death of Finn Donnelly, an Amtrak conductor Joe was friends with, who was struck by an Acela Express that morning. The presence of a map of the Biden home in Finn's work desk led the Wilmington PD to suspect that he may have been stalking Joe, so they reached out to the Secret Service. Joe is further unsettled when a friend on the force, rumored to have been the inspiration for Dirty Harry, reveals that a bag of heroin was found on the body. Unwilling to believe that family man Finn was a junkie, Joe sets out to investigate what becomes a murder case, eventually aided by the hyper-cerebral Barack. Fans of Carl Hiaasen's comic crime novels will have fun. Agent: Brandy Bowles, United Talent Agency. (July) © Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

Though they've both been put out to pasture, Barack Obama and Joe Biden team up once again to solve a murder practically in the former vice president's backyard.During all those years commuting between Delaware and Washington, Biden got to know every single Amtrak conductor. His favorite was Finn Donnelly, even before the stroke his wife, Darlene, suffered brought them even closer together. Now Finn is dead, inexplicably run over by a train as he lay unmoving on the tracks. When Grace Donnelly tells Biden that her father took out a $1 million insurance policy shortly before his death but the company, saying they suspect suicide, doesn't want to pay out, Biden vows to get to the bottom of Finn's death. True, he has no experience as a detective and scarcely any more as a logical thinker. But he does enjoy an intermittent alliance with the still-powerful Obama. Even though "there was no love lost between Barack and me," Obama keeps turning up at Biden's home, sharing sensitive information with him, and goading him to challenge Wilmington cops Detective Dan Capriotti, who's unenthusiastic, and Lt. Selena Esposito, who's downright hostile, by opening his own investigation. Together the salt-and-pepper duo, taking a leaf from the film My Fellow Americans, swap aphorisms, indulge in high-speed car chases, and occasionally do some actual detection. Shaffer takes the edge off his last satire (The Day of the Donald, 2016)the nicest touch here is the failure of a single character to mention the name of Obama's successorand conservatives are as unlikely to be offended by the unlikely sleuths as liberals are to be soothed or cheered.The mystery is wafer-thin and the solution unsatisfying, but the cool, cerebral ex-POTUS is a reasonable stand-in for Sherlock Holmes, and his ex-VPOTUS, by turns appealingly modest and laughably self-satisfied, is in some ways a better Watson than the good doctor himself. Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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The night this all started, I was in a black Irish mood.      And that was before I learned my friend was dead.      I was sitting at my computer, and I'd stumbled across one of those so-called paparazzi videos. It opened with a wide shot of Cape Town's fabled Table Mountain. The camera panned down to the white-capped waves in the harbor. An impossibly long speedboat entered the frame, cutting through the surf like a buttered bullet. A parasailor trailed behind the boat, high in the sky, tethered to the stern by a thin rope. The camera zoomed in on the daredevil's face, and I saw that my old friend Barack Obama was having the time of his life.      Unencumbered by his dead-weight loser vice president, 44 was on the vacation to end all vacations. Windsurfing on Richard Branson's private island. Kayaking with Justin Trudeau. BASE jumping in Hong Kong with Bradley Cooper. Barack wasn't simply tempting the fates--he was daring them. And why not? If he could survive eight long years as the first black US president, he could survive anything.      Not that I was worried about him.      I was done getting all worked up over Barack Obama.      I forced myself to look away from the computer. I turned to face the dartboard on the back wall of my office. It was an old Christmas gift from my daughter. I'd kept it in storage for many years, but now I finally had some free time on my hands.      Maybe too much free time.      "One call," I said to my faithful companion, Champ. "Is that too much to ask?"      The dog glanced up with indifference. He'd heard it all before.      "Just one phone call," I said.      With a snap of the wrist, I sent the dart sailing across the room. It hit its mark, right between Bradley Cooper's piercing blue eyes.      "Eight years." I plucked the darts from the shredded magazine cover taped to the board. "And not even a gosh-darned postcard."      Barack even had the gall to tell People magazine that we still went golfing together on occasion. To save face, I repeated the lie. The truth was, there hadn't been any golf outings. No late-night texting. Not even a friendly poke on Facebook.      I watched the skies for smoke signals; I read the New   York Times , dissecting headlines, looking for clues he might have left me. Nothing. Sometimes late at night, after Jill was sound asleep, I scrolled through the old text messages Barack and I had exchanged a lifetime ago. It was an exercise in futility. If I kept picking at the wound, it was never going to heal.      In the darkness outside my office window, I glimpsed a tiny flickering light.      I turned off my desk lamp to get a better look, and there it was again: a pinprick of orange light, like a firefly . . . or a cigarette.      A prowler? Maybe.      Only one way to find out.      "Let's go, Champ."      The dog's ears perked up. I spun the dial on the small closet safe. There were two things inside: my Medal of Freedom. . . and my SIG Sauer pistol. The bean shooter was a gift I'd bought for myself, in spite of Jill's objections. "Aren't your shotguns enough?" she'd asked. "What on earth could you need a handgun for?"      For times like this, Jill.      I slipped the pistol into the waistband at the small of my back, then tucked my polo shirt over it.      I called to my wife, "I'm letting Champ out." She didn't answer back. I could hear the TV playing in our bedroom.  Law and Order. I should have been watching with her. Instead I opened the back door.      As soon as I did, Champ raced across the lawn and tore off into the woods. The motion light over the back porch should have kicked on, but the bulb was burnt out.      It was an old one, I guess.      Old bulbs were meant to burn out.      The moon was full enough to light up the backyard. Our 7,000-square-foot lake house sat on four acres of property. Late at night, it was possible to imagine you were all alone in the world.      Tonight, however, I wasn't alone.      Ahead in the woods was that pinprick of light.      And now I smelled tobacco, a familiar brand.      Marlboro Reds.      Don't get your hopes up , I told myself. "Hope" is just a   four-letter word.      I crossed the yard, walking to the spot where Champ had disappeared into the trees. At the edge of the clearing, I spied a vertically challenged man in a dark gray suit and matching tie. He had short, spiky hair, like he'd recently been discharged from the Marines and was letting it grow out. An earpiece wire disappeared into his collar. Secret Service.      My heart was beating faster than a dog licking a dish.      My own security detail had been dismissed several weeks earlier. Vice presidents were granted six months of protection following their time in office and not a day more unless there were extenuating circumstances.      "Nice night for a walk," I said.      Secret Service nodded toward the woods, showing me the way. I ducked under a low-hanging branch and kept walking. The heavy foliage overhead diffused the moonlight. I had to tread carefully to avoid the underbrush. The smell of burning tobacco grew stronger. I called for Champ.      In response, I heard flint striking metal. A lighter, close by.      I swiveled around. There. To my left, by the big oak. Ten paces away. A man crouched low, scratching Champ behind the ears. German shepherds don't take to strangers, but this man was no stranger.      He rose to his feet, a slim figure in his black hand-tailored suit. His white dress shirt was unbuttoned at the neck. He took a long drag off his cigarette and exhaled smoke with leisure. Barack Obama was never in a hurry. Excerpted from Hope Never Dies by Andrew Shaffer All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.

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