The judge hunter

Christopher Buckley, 1952-

Book - 2018

"London, 1664. Twenty years after the English revolution, the monarchy has been restored and Charles II sits on the throne. The men who conspired to kill his father are either dead or disappeared. Baltasar 'Balty' St. Michel is twenty-four and has no skills and no employment. He gets by on handouts from his brother-in-law Samuel Pepys, an officer in the king's navy. Fed up with his needy relative, Pepys offers Balty a job in the New World. He is to track down two missing judges who were responsible for the execution of the last king, Charles I. When Balty's ship arrives in Boston, he finds a strange country filled with fundamentalist Puritans, saintly Quakers, warring tribes of Indians, and rogues of every stripe. H...elped by a man named Huncks, an agent of the Crown with a mysterious past, Balty travels colonial America in search of the missing judges. Meanwhile, on the other side of the Atlantic, Samuel Pepys prepares for a war with the Dutch that fears England has no chance of winning"--Amazon.com.

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Genres
Historical fiction
Action and adventure fiction
Published
New York : Simon & Schuster [2018]
Language
English
Main Author
Christopher Buckley, 1952- (author)
Edition
First Simon & Schuster hardcover edition
Physical Description
xi, 348 pages ; 25 cm
Bibliography
Includes bibliographical references (pages 343-345).
ISBN
9781501192517
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Review by New York Times Review

CHRISTOPHER buckley writing historical fiction? The departure from type calls to mind an old graffito on the New York City subway: "Allen Ginsberg revises." But it's true. After two decades of books like "Thank You for Smoking" and "They Eat Puppies, Don't They?," Buckley's most recent publications are historical novels: 2015's "The Relic Master," set in 16thcentury Europe, and now "The Judge Hunter," setin 17th-century London and colonial America. And there will be more. His author biography in this book announces his intention to write novels set in the 18th, 19 th, 20 th and 21st centuries, and concludes with this sentence: "Good luck with that." Writers with 18 books to their credit have surely earned the right to step out of their comfort zone, Buckley's being satirical novels that skewer the vanities and hypocrisies of American commerce and politics. In "The Judge Hunter," the satire is mild, for this is mostly a melodrama about a ne'erdo-well brother-in-law of the great English diarist Samuel Pepys. Balthasar de St. Michel, Baity for short, is a real-life figure who does appear briefly in Pepys's work. In the diaries, as in this novel, he's the annoying hanger-on whom Pepys is expected to assist financially because he's family. The year is 1664, a decade and a half after the beheading of King Charles I, and four years after Charles II has been restored to the throne. Most of those responsible for the king's execution have been executed themselves, save two judges who fled to the American colonies. To dispose of his relative, Pepys arranges for Balty to take the job of hunting them down. Baity is a recognizable type: the bumbling, shiftless young man with neither talent nor accomplishments who ingenuously blurts out things he shouldn't say yet manages via wile and luck to survive. He repeatedly escapes death and imprisonment, and once is spared hanging at the last moment. The story he inhabits follows the classic pattern of picaresque novels: With an associate named Huncks, he makes his way through the back alleys, mansions, forts and forests of colonial New England, meeting all manner of social and ethnic types - colonial governors, Puritan saints, Quakers, scoundrels, "savages," merchants, termagants and lovely, sweet women. Unbeknown to him, his commission turns out to be a cover for global political intrigue, which doesn't merely complicate the plot but also makes of it a lumpy pillow that must be twisted and folded to fit inside its case, the case being the historical record. There are times when the novel adopts the tone of a boy's adventure story with obvious villains, endangered maidens and heroes, but one particular villain is too obvious. He is a Native American and the "godson" of one of the Puritan founders of New Haven Colony, and he's a dime-novel staple, the "savage" who rapes a white woman. As both the novel's principal bad guy as well as a victim of his godfather's racism, he is a potentially complex character, but Buckley sketches him in stark, simplistic terms: "So-Big-StudyMan became even more angry and struck him, again and again, on his face.... His eyes filled with blood so that he couldn't see. SoBig-Study-Man stopped hitting him and said he must have a new name, a name that would make God less angry. The name he would have from now on was Repent." The irony of this name doesn't rescue the stereotype, and Repent remains as cartoonish as countless other portrayals of Native Americans in American pop culture. I hope the point of writing historical fiction for Buckley is not that it's safer to create such characters inside the haven of the past. Buckley's writing is breezy and his descriptions vivid. Here, for example, is his portrait of Peter Stuyvesant, the director general of the colony of New Netherland: "Baity was struck by the immensity of Stuyvesant's forehead. It was like the side of a mountain. It went on forever, the summit disappearing beneath a skullcap. His nose, too, was outsized. It drooped, as if made of clay that hadn't hardened. ... Cascades of hair descended on each side past the shoulders, giving him a spaniel aspect. He seemed to have been assembled from various parts and materials. His chest swelled like a great bellows." Other passages, however, become mere exposition dumps where the narrative pauses before continuing; for example, the background information on Capt. John Underhill reads like an entry in the Dictionary of National Biography. Buckley's dialogue sounds like the witty combination of the vulgar and formal in Restoration comedy, but sprinkled into it - and one must assume this is deliberate - are modern colloquialisms. I doubt whether Restoration speakers ever used such phrases as "call it quits," "come clean" and "point taken." And they surely didn't say "din-dins" for "dinner." In his earlier novels, when he satirized the blowhards of our own times, Buckley's purpose was clear: to expose greed, hypocrisy and stupidity. In "The Judge Hunter," the only clear targets of his satire are the Puritan saints who populated New Haven, and readers are left to decide how much of it rubs off on contemporary Puritans. One wonders, however, what the comic purpose of swashbuckling perils and improbable coincidences is, other than to convey the fun of writing them. Perhaps for his fans that becomes the fun of reading them. JOHN VERNON'S latest novel is "Lucky Billy."

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Review by Booklist Review

In The Relic Master (2015), essayist and political humorist Buckley demonstrated his aptitude for historical fiction with the farcical adventures of a relic collector during the Middle Ages. Here he moves the timeline forward to 1664 and splits the lively locales between early colonial America and London under the reign of King Charles II. Twenty-four and chronically unemployed, Baltasar Balty St. Michel had done almost nothing in his life except be a nuisance to his brother-in-law Samuel Pepys, the chief secretary to the admiralty and future famous diarist. When an assignment presents itself to hunt down a pair of fugitive justices partly responsible for the execution of the king's father, Charles I, Pepys drafts Balty for the position and sends him packing to the New World. After landing in Boston, Balty finds himself, by turns, haplessly entangled with suspicious Puritans, hostile Indians, and a mysterious king's agent named Huncks. Buckley serves up generous helpings of witty dialogue, colorful characters, and intriguing plot twists that his fans and historical novel enthusiasts will find irresistible.--Hays, Carl Copyright 2018 Booklist

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Review by Library Journal Review

Satirist Buckley (Thank You for Smoking; Boomsday) travels to 17th-century New England for his second historical novel, part of the century-jumping series he began with The Relic Master. With an almost British, Monty Python-esque dryness, Buckley traipses through the American Colonies and skewers the foibles of the inhabitants. "Balty" (Balthasar de St. Michel) is brother-in-law to Samuel Pepys. To keep his inept, freeloading relation occupied, Pepys directs him to New England to track down two judges responsible for ordering the death of King Charles I. Arriving in the New World, Balty becomes embroiled in a political bramble patch that may bring about war with Holland. At his side during his misadventures is a former militiaman named Huncks. Buckley cleverly weaves his story line with historical threads taken from Pepys diaries and other notes from the Colonial period. Verdict A wry, witty, enjoyable romp. Buckley knows how to turn a phrase. Recommended for fans of George MacDonald Fraser and those who prefer some P.G. Wodehouse in their Bernard Cornwell. [See Prepub Alert, 11/26/17.]-Laurel Tacoma, Fairfax Cty. P.L., VA © Copyright 2018. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

The political humorist's second historical novel is a witty bromance about international intrigue and a hunt for two regicides in 17th-century New England.Buckley (The Relic Master, 2015, etc.) continues a series that began with his previous book's Baedeker through religious hypocrisy in 16th-century Europe and may have four more installments. Here, he moves to 17th-century New and Old England, jabbing at the Colonies' Puritan cant, London court intrigue, and libidos in high places. When Samuel Pepys in 1664 seeks a job for his feckless brother-in-law, Balthasar "Balty" de St. Michel, the effort rapidly becomes embroiled in secret plans to spark a war with Holland. Balty receives a royal commission to hunt down two of the judges who signed the death warrant for King Charles I and then fled to New England after Cromwell's demise. But Balty's aide-de-camp, a former militia commander named Hiram Huncks, uses the hunt as a cover for his efforts to rally Colonial forces when the British navy arrives to seize New Amsterdam. Balty is amusingly useless at nearly every turn, from seasickness on the Atlantic to tactless posturing among suspicious Colonial officials. Huncks, by contrast, is impressively resourceful and heroicuntil Buckley cleverly flips roles and Balty must show his mettle. One subplot has Pepys cast into the Tower of London for peeping at private communiques. Another brings in a Quaker woman who must be rescued by the judge hunters from sadistic New Haven jurists. For those who nodded through classroom history, Buckley provides excellent summaries where needed during the tale and a two-page bibliography as well as asides on the five bastards Charles II had with Lady Castlemaine and their descendants (Diana Spencer, Sarah Ferguson).An entertaining and nicely crafted picaresque thriller with crackling dialogue and a brace of Colonial cops as appealingly mismatched as any of Hollywood's buddy efforts. Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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The Judge Hunter - CHAPTER 1 - London, February 1664 Balthasar de St. Michel was contemplating his excellent good fortune at having such an influential brother-in-law as Samuel Pepys when he looked up and saw the head of Oliver Cromwell, mummifying on a pike. Revolting, he thought. It had been there for--what--three years now? When the late king's son, Charles II, was restored to the throne, he ordered the moldering corpses of his father's executioners dug up, hanged, and decapitated. "Symbolic revenge." Ten of the fifty-nine men who signed the King's death warrant were rather less fortunate than Cromwell. They got hanged and butchered while alive. Balthasar shuddered and moved briskly along to his destination, the Navy Office in Seething Lane, a busy warren near the Tower of London. "Brother Sam!" he said with a heartiness suggesting it was a social call. Samuel Pepys, Clerk of the Acts of the Royal Navy, looked up from his desk. His face did not convey delight. He knew from experience that this was not a social call. "Brother Balty. I fear you find me much occupied." "I was passing by. Thought to stick my head in. Say hello." "Good of you," Pepys said heavily. "What's the commotion?" Balty said, looking out the window at the bustle in the courtyard below. "Meetings. So as you see, I am somewhat--" "Say, how long are they going to leave Cromwell's head on that pike?" Pepys sighed. "I wouldn't know. For as long as it pleases his majesty, I expect." "Frightful thing." "Yes, I imagine that's rather the point." "Weren't you present when they"--Balty made a chopping motion--"lopped off the king's head?" "Yes. I was sixteen. Played truant from school. And was well whipped for it. Now if you'll--" "Didn't you also see the execution of the first of the regicides? What's his name . . . Harrison?" "Yes. Well, good of you to--" "Must have been ghastly. Hanging, disemboweling, cutting off the privy parts. Then--" "Yes, Balty. It was horrid. So much so that I endeavor not to dwell upon it." "People will suspect you've a penchant for gruesome entertainments." He pronounced the word in the French way, himself being half French. Balty and his sister, Pepys's wife, had the tendency to lapse into their father's native tongue. "My penchant, Balty, is to be witness at great events. I do not attend only executions. I remind you that I was aboard the ship that brought his majesty back to England from Holland four years ago." Pepys did not mention--to Balty or anyone, for that matter--the diary he'd been keeping since 1660. He wrote it in a shorthand decipherable only to himself, so that he could tell it all. "Well, good to see you," Pepys said. "Do give Esther my love." Esther was Balty's wife of two years, and the latest addition to the growing number of mouths it fell to Pepys to feed. His rise within the Navy Office had barely kept pace with the proliferation of impoverished relatives. Balty's father, Alexandre, had been a prosperous if minor member of the French aristocracy, Gentleman Ordinary to the great King Henri IV. He was in charge of the King's Guard on that dreadful spring day in 1610 when his majesty was driven in an open carriage through the Tuileries. The guards lagged behind, preening for the ladies in the crowd. The fanatical Catholic François Ravaillac saw his opening and lunged, sinking his sword into the King. The King died quickly. Ravaillac's death was a more prolonged affair. According to St. Michel family lore, never entirely reliable, Alexandre redeemed himself some years later when he plucked Henri's drowning son, King Louis XIII, from a pond after his horse threw him during an excited hare hunt. Thus he could claim the unique distinction of having got one king killed and another saved. A series of disastrous decisions had reduced him to his present station here in London, taking out patents for various inventions. One supposedly fixed leaky chimneys. It did not. Another was a device that rendered pond water fit for horses to drink. The horses died. The proverbial apple did fall far from the tree. At twenty-four, Balthasar could claim no achievements, nor was there any indication of ones to come. The word "feckless" might have been coined to describe Balty. But his older sister Elizabeth, Pepys's wife, adored him and doted on him. For her, Balty could do no wrong. Pepys fumed that he could do no right. Pepys loved his wife, though fidelity was not chief among his qualities. And so it fell to Sam, again and again, to provide money and employment for his pointless, impecunious brother-in-law. "As to Esther," Balty responded in a merry, conspiratorial tone, "we have news. We are with child." This stung. Pepys and his wife had been trying for ten years to produce a child. Sam was more and more convinced that the hellish operation he endured to cut out his kidney stone had rendered him incapable. Elizabeth meanwhile was plagued by feminine cysts. God himself seemed against them. "Well, Balty," Pepys said, forcing a wistful smile, "that is news. I am glad. Heartily glad. Bess will be very pleased to hear of it." "That is, we might be with child." Balty threw up his hands to show his frustration at the impenetrable mysteries of conception. "I suppose we'll know at some point." Pepys frowned. "Yes, I expect so. Now you really must excuse me. I've a great deal to do." A clatter of hooves and carriage wheels came from the courtyard. Balty peered down. "A personage of significance arrives. Very lush carriage." "Lord Downing." Balty considered. "Downing . . ." "Sir George Downing." Balty made a disapproving face. "What, the one who lured his former comrades into a trap and got them butchered? Bloody Judas." Pepys said sternly, "Have a care with your tongue, Balty. And for my position here." "But surely you can't approve of such a man as that? It was monstrous, what he did. Perfidy of the lowest--" "Yes, Balty. We all know what he did. For which service the King created him baronet. Those he lured were among the men who'd condemned the King's own father. Try to bear that in mind, amidst your deprecations." "I find him despicable. Honteux." Pepys agreed with his brother-in-law. Privately. He confined his own indignation about Downing--"perfidious rogue," "ungrateful villain"--to his diary. "Downing is Envoy at The Hague. And the King's spymaster. He's a powerful man, Balty. I'd urge you to keep that in mind before you go emptying your spleen in public houses. His lordship's not someone you want for an enemy." "I shouldn't want him for a friend." Balty sniffed. "Not after what he did to his." "Well, what a pity," Pepys said with a touch of pique. "I was about to suggest the three of us take tea together. Now really, Balty, I must say good day to you." Balty took a few steps toward the door. "Brother Sam?" "Yes, Balty?" "Might you have something for me? A position?" "A position? Well, yes. I could arrange a position for you today. Aboard one of our ships." "Sam. You know I'm no good on ships. They make me ill. Even when they're not moving." "This is the Navy Office, Balty. Ships are what we are about." "Couldn't I be your aide-de-camp? Or subaltern, or whatever they're called in the Navy. Here. On land." "Balty, I say this with the deepest affection--you have no qualifications. None. You have not one scintilla of qualification for Navy work." Or any other kind, he thought. Pepys regarded the specimen of aimlessness who stood before him. He knew what scene would greet him at home tonight--his wife berating him, either with icy silence or volcanic eruption. Elizabeth, being half French, was capable of both modes. It wasn't fair. Again and again, Pepys had done what he could for Balty, usually in the form of "loans." "There might be something in Deptford, at the dockyards. Let me make some inquiries." "Oh, bravo. Thank you." Balty added, "Nothing too menial." Pepys stared. "I'm told I've got rather a good head on my shoulders," Balty said. "No sense wasting it putting me to work hefting sacks of gunpowder and dry biscuit all day. Eh?" Pepys inwardly groaned, but his desire to be rid of Balty was greater than his temptation to box his ears. "I'll make inquiries." Pepys rubbed his forehead in exasperation. "Valerian," Balty said. "What?" "Valerian. The herb. They call it the Phew Plant. On account of the stink." Balty pinched his nose. "But there's nothing better for headache. Or the colic." "Thank you. But I have my hare's foot for that." "Cures flatulence, too." Pepys sighed and pointed to the door. "Go, Balty." "Shall I stop in tomorrow?" "Go." Excerpted from The Judge Hunter by Christopher Buckley All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.