This book has balls Sports rants from the MVP of talking trash

Michael Rapaport

Book - 2017

Michael Rapaport, actor, Top 50 podcaster, award-winning film maker, and sports fanatic, is here to set the world straight on the greatest and downright worst athletes, players, teams, and jerseys?while refusing to mention statistics, analytics, or anything else that isn't pure hustle. In 1979, nine-year-old Michael Rapaport decided he was going to do whatever it took to be a pro baller. He practiced and practiced, but by the time he was fifteen, he realized there was no place for a slow, white Jewish kid in the NBA. So he found another way to channel his obsession with sports: talking trash. In This Book Has Balls, Rapaport uses his signature smack-talk style and in-your-face humor to discuss everything from why LeBron will never be l...ike Mike, that Tiger needs the ladies to get his golf game back, and how he once thought Mary Lou Retton was his true love. And, of course, why next year will be the year the New York Knicks win the championship. This book is a series of rants?some controversial, some affectionate, but all incredibly hilarious.

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Published
New York : Touchstone 2017.
Language
English
Main Author
Michael Rapaport (author)
Edition
First Touchstone hardcover edition
Item Description
Includes index.
Physical Description
xvi, 280 pages : illustrations ; 24 cm
ISBN
9781501160318
9781501160325
  • An Imperative Note from the Editor
  • Disruptive Behavior 101
  • An Open Apology to Larry Legend
  • Ain't No Fact Checkin'
  • Why Lawrence Taylor Is the Greatest Football Player Ever
  • An Open Letter to Tiger Woods
  • My Gold Medal Sweetheart, Mary Lou Retton
  • Good Men in Bad Pieces
  • Bill Russell Is Overrated, Deal with It
  • Dolph Schayes and the Athletic Jews of Yesteryear
  • Allen Iverson and the Weeping Woman
  • The Michael Rapaport Celebrity Scouting Report, Volume 1
  • #MadShaming
  • Question Time for Bill Belichick
  • Hookers, Pills, Dwarfs, and the Las Vegas Raiders
  • Fa Fa Fantasy Football
  • Twenty-Second Time-Out: Hamilton, the Musical That's Not Hip-Hop
  • Catching Punts
  • LaVar Can't Ball!!!
  • The Magic of Magic
  • The Beautiful Audacity of Muggsy Bogues
  • Geno, Go Get Your Shine Box, Geno
  • Fuck Spin Class
  • Even When We Suck, New York City Is Still the Mecca
  • The Irony of Charles Oakley
  • The Eviction of Phil Jackson: An Absurd One-Act Play
  • Halftime!: My Spiritual Connection with the Housewives of Bravo TV
  • Rapaport's Real Housewife Top Twenty Power Rankings, Volume 1
  • 23 Reasons Why LeBron Will Never Be Like Mike
  • Venus and Serena Kicked All the Ass, but Richard Williams Is the MVP
  • Phife Dawg: Words from the Five-Foot Assassin
  • If Iron Mike Tyson Can Find Inner Peace, So Can I
  • Great in the Ring, Shitty in Life
  • The Great White Hype of Ronda Rousey
  • Why Boxers Make More Money Than MMA Fighters
  • Rocky Is Great, but Not the Greatest
  • The Bronx Bull, the Raging Bull
  • Caitlyn, Caitlyn, Caitlyn
  • Stickmen: The Ultimate List of Great Stickmen, Part 1
  • These Sneakers Are Made for Walking
  • Me and Ali
  • The Champ
  • The Skinny-Jeanification of Sports
  • The Bachelor of Montana
  • The Greatest Ever Eva!!!!
  • Acknowledgments
  • Index