You can't spell America without me The really tremendous inside story of my fantastic first year as president, Donald J. Trump : a so-called parody

Alec Baldwin, 1958-

Book - 2017

A satirical memoir written in the style of Donald Trump shares lampooning insights into the forty-fifth president's election, disdain for the press, backroom strategy sessions with White House advisers, and world-changing decisions.

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Subjects
Genres
Humor
Published
New York, New York : Penguin Press, a imprint of Penguin Random House LLC 2017.
Language
English
Main Author
Alec Baldwin, 1958- (author)
Other Authors
Kurt Andersen, 1954- (author)
Physical Description
246 pages : illustrations (chiefly color) ; 25 cm
ISBN
9780525521990
  • Chapter 1. You Actually Can't Spell America Without "Me"
  • Chapter 2. I Had To Do It My Way
  • Chapter 3. This is American History
  • Chapter 4. I Won, I'm a Winner, I'm The Winner
  • Chapter 5. With Great Wealth Comes Great Quality
  • Chapter 6. The Actual Legal Takeover of the Government
  • Chapter 7. I Need a TV In The Oval
  • Chapter 8. It Finally Felt Real, Like a Movie
  • Chapter 9. I'm The President
  • Chapter 10. I Feel Like a New Man
  • Chapter 11. I Like Tough
  • Chapter 12. It Was About To Get Even Better
  • Chapter 13. The So-Called Russia Stories
  • Chapter 14. If I Acted "Presidential" I'd Lose My Special Powers
  • Chapter 15. The American People Understand
  • Chapter 16. A Good Test for Comey
  • Chapter 17. They Said It On the News
  • Chapter 18. The Bad Polls Are Probably Mostly or Completely Fake
  • Chapter 19. Everybody Lied To Me
  • Chapter 20. Ivanka Has Such a Gorgeous Smile
  • Chapter 21. The Presidency Really is Like a TV Series
  • Chapter 22. I Never Panic
  • Chapter 23. I Had To "Kill" Him-Kiel in Quotation Marks
  • Chapter 24. The "Special Counsel" is Totally Rigged
  • Chapter 25. Everyone Nervous Except Me
  • Chapter 26. Is Jared A Fredo?
  • Chapter 27. We're Both Strong and Know the Score
  • Chapter 28. If Anything Happens To Me, Here's the Truth
  • Chapter 29. We'll All Look Back and Laugh About This
  • Chapter 30. Call Him Flipper
  • Chapter 31. It's A Crazy World
  • Chapter 32. So Many, Many Secrets To Keep
  • Chapter 33. Route 66
  • Chapter 34. Maga
  • Chapter 35. My Nobel Prize
  • Chapter 36. Shlimazel
  • Chapter 37. Ang Buhlay Ay Maganda
  • Chapter 38. Was That All A Dream?
  • Chapter 39. All Fake
  • Chapter 40. Hooray President Trump, Hooray Presidente Trump, Hooray President Trump in Russian With the Crazy Backward 3
  • Chapter 41. The End
Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

Baldwin and Anderson's satirical title comes to audio in a curious arrangement with regard to performance. Longtime movie and television actor Baldwin delivers the first few chapters of the book using his familiar caricature of President Trump, made famous on Saturday Night Live. Then, Baldwin suddenly breaks character and announces that he prefers playing the chief executive in five-minute television sketches, instead of long hours in a recording studio. Author and Studio 360 host Anderson takes over, though eventually audiobook veteran Wyman takes the reins. Anderson and Wyman certainly present the material competently, though their styles pale in comparison to Baldwin's reading. The mix of styles may leave some listeners scratching their heads as to the where the project fits on the spectrum between sketch comedy and autobiographical parody. A Penguin Press hardcover. (Nov.) © Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

A rollicking spoof by classically trained actor Baldwin (Nevertheless, 2017), who has made considerable hay in the past year as the foremost Donald Trump impersonator, and Spy magazine co-founder Andersen (Fantasyland: How America Went Haywire, 2017, etc.).Teaming up with photographer Mark Seliger, who captures Baldwin in all his pouty-lower-lip majesty, the authors serve up a withering sendup of Trump, the aggressively repetitive "Me" of the title. Despite that brace of partners, without breaking persona, Baldwin/Trump insists that this memoir, "unlike my many previous excellent Trump books, which were typed up by subcontractors who interviewed me, is being created 100 percent by me." Of course it is, just as Trump created all his wealth single-handedlyand, in any event, "what professional writer' could I trust to understand and truly love Trump?" It's a good question. Baldwin/Trump charts his seemingly out-of-the-blue political rise to his close friendship with the much-despised Roy Cohn, who "was my mentor, and I was his John F. Kennedy, if Joseph Kennedy had been gay and Jewish and his son had been Protestant." The lessons of the master stuck: make sure to get prenups and postnups, to get paid by the book and not the word (take that, publishers!), and to control the narrative about the rise from uptown bully to being "officially equal to or better than John F. Kennedy, George Washington, Ronald Reagan, Thomas Jefferson, Abe Lincoln, all of the Roosevelts." The cumulative effect of the book, sad to say, is a bit depressing, for it captures its putative author in all his solipsistic, preening self-regard, all his insistence on his genius ("I mean, I'm a smart guy, graduated Wharton top of my class"), and all his nutty conspiracy theories. It's all a bit much. But then, so is everything else about this president.Sure to be a hot gag-gift item inside the Beltwayand to provoke angry tweets from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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