If your monster won't go to bed

Denise Vega

Book - 2017

A handbook for youngsters that includes such instructions as "pour your monster a nice big glass of healthy, crunchy, oozy bug juice slimed with ooey-gooey snail trails to calm him."

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Genres
Picture books
Published
New York : Alfred A. Knopf [2017]
Language
English
Main Author
Denise Vega (author)
Other Authors
Zachariah OHora (illustrator)
Edition
First edition
Physical Description
1 volume (unpaged) : color illustrations ; 29 cm
ISBN
9780553496550
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Review by Booklist Review

An unseen narrator offers a child from a mixed-race family suggestions for getting her monster to sleep. Recommendations include: do not ask parents for help (they know nothing); do not involve the dog (she'll only whine); do not attempt the Monster Stomp (he will dance all night); do not count sheep (he'll just see them as a midnight snack); and never offer milk. Instead blenderize a big glass of oozy bug juice, give him an icy bath, brush and floss his fangs, find him a squishy toy, read him a scary story, and screech a lullaby. OHora's brightly colored acrylic artwork complements and extends Vega's tongue-in-cheek text. The multistriped monster sports happy colors (orange, fuchsia, pink, green, and azure), shaggy fur, and mushroomesque ears, and while he sometimes grimaces, he's clearly no danger to anyone. Young listeners are sure to appreciate the absurdities of Vega's instructions, particularly as they deviate from the tried-and-true tricks used by parents. A good choice for reading aloud any time of day.--Weisman, Kay Copyright 2017 Booklist

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Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

Vega's spoof of parenting manuals stars a girl in pink pajamas and her monster, a yeti-style hulk with sherbet-striped fur. When it comes to monster bedtimes, "Don't ask your parents to help you," the narrator cautions. "They know a lot about putting kids to bed, but nothing about putting monsters to bed." OHora's (The Not So Quiet Library) thick, haphazard black lines are almost intrinsically funny. The girl's father is so intimidated by the challenges of putting a monster to bed that he jumps right into his wife's arms. (They're a biracial couple, and the pajama-clad girl has brown skin.) The girl's successful formula follows: "Step 1: Pour your monster a nice big glass of calming, crunchy, oozy bug juice," followed by an ice-cold bath and a terrifying story. Vega (Grandmother, Have the Angels Come?) makes fine use of tried-and-true comic elements: the child who dominates an enormous beast, gross-out language (burps, smelly underwear), and the way her monster loves everything human children hate. Readers will be too busy giggling to go to sleep. Ages 3-7. Author's agent: Lara Perkins, Andrea Brown Literary. Illustrator's agent: Sean McCarthy, Sean McCarthy Literary. (Mar.) © Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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Review by School Library Journal Review

PreS-Gr 2-A brown-skinned girl in fuzzy bunny slippers faces the unenviable nightly task of putting her overtired monster to bed. An omnipresent narrator engages the unnamed main character and readers by discussing the importance of monsters getting their rest. Grumpy monsters are no fun, and with a series of "don'ts" that are reminiscent of what a chiding adult might say to a rambunctious child, the narrative proceeds to present what not to do, as readers follow the main character and her shaggy monster on their typical nighttime routine. Vega's incorporation of alliteration and wordplay, when woven with Ohora's bold acrylic art, creates a humorous discourse ideal for storytelling. Diversity abounds as the main character's parents, a white father quivering in the arms of her black mother, are shown to be incapable of putting monsters to bed. Vega reassures readers that "it's not their fault; they're just not good at it" and proceeds to list other concerns, such as sheep counting and avoiding the "Monster Stomp," which includes "waggle-wiggling, fur-flicking, [and] claw-clenching." The narrator provides six steps in the second half of the book, charmingly scrawled in a childlike print. Each step is fully illustrated on a spread. Strikingly bold artwork depicts a large, multicolored, bristly monster whose furry horns bear a passing resemblance to the young main character's hair puffs, slyly suggesting that bedtime routines are tough for monsters and children alike. VERDICT A superb example of picture book collaboration, this appealing title will be popular in most collections.-Rachel -Zuffa, Racine Public Library, WI © Copyright 2017. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.

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Review by Horn Book Review

In tongue-in-cheek direct-address text, Vega provides an entertaining manual for putting unruly monsters to sleep. She starts with the don'ts; the do list includes slimy bedtime bug juice, an ice-cold bath, and a scary story. It works, and soon the monster is snoring. OHora's thick-lined illustrations--"just old-school [acrylic] paint on paper"--show a brown-skinned girl bossing around a large, rainbow-sherbet-hued, non-scary monster. (c) Copyright 2017. The Horn Book, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

What with keeping the fridge stocked with slug mush and sour green milk, incidentals such as mud soap and fang paste seem downright ordinaryunlike the consequences of ignoring the emphatic "Don't"s populating this unorthodox DIY manual: "massive monster tantrums." The six-step bedtime instructions are scrawled on wide-ruled school paper, detailing the biracial bunny-slippered protagonist's superior strategizing skills. If the detailed formula is rigidly adhered to, the rowdy monster will allow itself to go from a soothing ice bath to bedtime story to screeching lullaby to, finally, sleep. OHora's signature color palette and tongue-in-cheek retro illustrations with a matte finish bring Vega's uneven story to uproarious life. The sheep sandwich heading for the cavernous maw looks appropriately terrified, in contrast to the tiny terrier worrying the gigantic, furred monster's knees. From the parents (a shell-shocked black mom cradles her cringing white husband) to the exuberant grizzly-sized, pom-pom-sporting, rainbow-striped monster, the delightful characters revolve around a no-nonsense, brown-skinned child rocking her own pom-pom 'do. Regrettably, Vega tries too hard to be cute. There is a game of "toss-the-slime-ball," the information that "monsters hate milk unless it's sour and green and smells like dirty underwear," and instructions to "read the freakiest, creepiest, scariest story from your bookshelfscreaming where appropriate"it's all just too much. A few moments shine, but all in all an overstuffed effort. (Picture book. 4-6) Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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