Surviving middle school Navigating the halls, riding the social roller coaster, and unmasking the real you

Luke Reynolds, 1980-

Book - 2016

Introduces Luke Reynolds, who has the insider facts on the most proficient method to make companions, deal with bullies, and have a magnificent time in the middle school.

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Published
New York : Hillsboro, Oregon : Aladdin [2016]
Language
English
Main Author
Luke Reynolds, 1980- (author)
Physical Description
xv, 175 pages : illustrations ; 22 cm
Audience
920L
Bibliography
Includes bibliographical references.
ISBN
9781582705545
9781582705552
  • Introduction: Defeating the Space Gnomes and Saving Your Garlic Bread
  • 1. Comparing Is for Melted Butter Only
  • 2. Be Like Caked Dirt
  • 3. What Do I Think About That? Let Me Think About That
  • 4. The Moves Make the Man; the Looks Make the Lady (Not!)
  • 5. Is Middle School the Titanic? No, but Here's an Iceberg to Think About
  • 6. Teachers Are Homo Sapiens Too
  • 7. Parents Are Really (Really) Vastly Overgrown Middle School Students
  • 8. Why Ask Why?
  • 9. Are Grades for Eating?
  • 10. Stuff
  • Conclusion
  • Acknowledgments
  • Recommended Resources
  • Notes
Review by Booklist Review

Reynolds uses humor and oddball metaphors to make the advice he delivers to new, beleaguered, or confused middle-schoolers palatable. The point of school, he explains to his young audience, is to learn how to use your voice to share your ideas, to solve problems, and to work with others. One's inner joy and potential for personal growth he sees as a loaf of yummy garlic bread, which is continually under threat from an army of voracious space gnomes (i.e., bullies, grades, competitions, insecurity, and fear). Everyone also has dense stores of empathy and determination to draw on when challenges arise. As a middle-school teacher, he offers plenty of classroom anecdotes, but his focus is on broadly encouraging self-knowledge and self-confidence, rather than tackling specific issues or scenarios. Typical of such guides, though, he does include lists, writing exercises, and inspirational quotes as well as selected films, websites, and novels. Silly stock cartoons further lighten the already positive message and overall tone.--Peters, John Copyright 2016 Booklist

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Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

Adopting a jokey but understanding tone, Reynolds uses his own past experiences and those of the students he currently teaches to commiserate with readers who are dealing with insecurity, the pressure to conform, grade stresses, and other difficulties; throughout, he urges them to maintain their individuality and accept that there will be good days and bad. While some of Reynolds's metaphors can be goofy to the point of nonsensical (he compares negative external pressures to "space gnomes who are only after one thing: garlic bread," and hard-to-scrub-away "caked dirt" represents inner determination), his compassion for those in the trenches is never in question, and readers in need will find plenty of encouragement in these pages. Ages 10-14. Agent: Ammi-Joan Paquette, Erin Murphy Literary Agency. (July) © Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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Review by School Library Journal Review

Gr 5-8-Former middle school teacher Reynolds has turned his love of garlic bread into an excellent and engaging treatise on life aimed at the "Wimpy Kid" generation. He begins with a hilariously rose-colored recounting of his own first day at middle school. Traitorously truthful members of his family chime in with the real story and allow readers to sympathize and relate. Each chapter is dedicated to a serious issue facing middle school students. Reynolds uses age-appropriate metaphors to get his message across, including space gnomes (forces fighting against kids) and garlic bread (adolescents' true inner selves). The author covers issues such as insecurity and self-confidence and provides a simple list of "stuff" to help navigate life successfully. Sprinkled throughout the book are pertinent quotes by famous people designed to inspire. Goofy black-and-white illustrations add to the kid-appeal. VERDICT Thoughtful, humorous, and filled with practical advice and insight, this book is recommended for all libraries.-Cindy Wall, Southington Library & Museum, CT © Copyright 2016. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.

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Review by Horn Book Review

Reynolds, a teacher, offers quirky, frank guidance on "making middle school meaningful"--everything from overcoming negative comparisons (or stopping evil space gnomes from stealing your garlic bread) to recognizing that parents and teachers sometimes take their own issues out on students. Cartoonish spot illustrations and inspirational quotes contribute to an overall light tone. Interspersed writing exercises reinforce the lessons. Reading list, websites. (c) Copyright 2017. The Horn Book, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

With age-appropriate humor and insight, veteran teacher Reynolds offers advice aimed at assisting young people as they trek through the minefield that is middle school.Honest in tone but with an acute sense of the ridiculous (the trope of garlic-bread-stealing space gnomes is overused), the short chapters contain stories from the author's own middle school experience or his imagination, a narrative approach that will appeal to fans of books such as Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Short chapters on bullying, peer pressure, grades, dealing with parents and teachers, and more are sprinkled with accessible and pertinent quotes and end with exercises to try. The topic of sex is excluded, gearing the book to younger readersespecially those who enjoy scatological goofiness. Reynolds takes on the media, imagining a fictitious Mr. Buttmuncher at its head, to encourage kids to think for themselves. While playful black-and-white cartoon illustrations and doodles add to the zaniness, the messages are worthy and clear: be yourself; practice empathy; work hard; hug your parents. A list of recommended books and movies is appended.For those approaching or in the scrum of middle school, a positive reminder that the perfect middle school experience does not exist. (Nonfiction. 10-14) Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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Surviving Middle School Excerpted from Surviving Middle School: Navigating the Halls, Riding the Social Roller Coaster, and Unmasking the Real You by Luke Reynolds All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.