Nine women, one dress

Jane L. Rosen

Book - 2016

"A charming, hilarious, irresistible romp of a novel that brings together nine unrelated women, each touched by the same little black dress that weaves through their lives, bringing a little magic with it. Natalie is a Bloomingdale's salesgirl mooning over her lawyer ex-boyfriend who's engaged to someone else after just two months. Felicia has been quietly in love with her boss for seventeen years and has one night to finally make the feeling mutual. Andie is a private detective who specializes in gathering evidence on cheating husbands--a skill she unfortunately learned from her own life--and lands a case that may restore her faith in true love. For these three women, as well as half a dozen others in sparkling supporting r...oles--a young model fresh from rural Alabama, a diva Hollywood star making her Broadway debut, an overachieving, unemployed Brown grad who starts faking a fabulous life on social media, to name just a few--everything is about to change, thanks to the dress of the season, the perfect little black number everyone wants to get their hands on"--

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Romance fiction
Published
New York : Doubleday [2016]
Language
English
Main Author
Jane L. Rosen (author)
Edition
First edition
Physical Description
257 pages ; 21 cm
ISBN
9780385541404
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Review by New York Times Review

The cutesy premise of "Nine Women, One Dress" is that a single little black dress is equipped with the mystical power to fundamentally alter the lives of those who happen upon it, kind of like the classic Canadian TV series "The Littlest Hobo," only with an inanimate piece of clothing taking the place of an improbably wise German shepherd. The structure seems designed to mimic such ensemble comedies as the films "Love Actually" and "Valentine's Day," jumping back and forth between the narration of a bewildering assortment of characters, including a patternmaker, a movie star, two sales clerks, a private detective, a publicist, a model and an undertaker. Screwball antics ensue, even though half of these people aren't women, don't get to wear the dress and yet still benefit from its unimagined powers. The sheer volume of stories at hand makes the reading experience haphazard, while few of the narratives distinguish themselves in any meaningful way. The most prominent character is New York itself, which pops up in scenes that feel frequently like stock footage: dinner at the Four Seasons, matinees at the Paris Theater, cocktails at Sardi's, shopping at Bloomingdale's. Toward the end of the novel, when the dress in question is almost destroyed by a cruel and unusual act of God, it's hard to summon any sadness to see it go.

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Review by Booklist Review

Morris Siegel creates his last beautiful black dress after seven decades in the dressmaking business. The influence of this particular dress on nine women (and a few men) is loosely woven together in this lovely novel. In alternating chapters, we meet a rookie model whose career is launched when she's chosen to wear the dress on the runway; an aging Hollywood star who is out of place on Broadway; and a private detective who falls in love with the married man she's following. There's also a delightful set of stories that revolves around Bloomingdale's: salesgirl Natalie wears the dress to an event with a movie star; clerks Tomás and Ruthie give the dress to secretary Felicia as they set her up on a surprise date with the boss she's been in love with for years; and a rude customer eager to get her hands on the last size small gets her comeuppance. This quick read is at turns poignant and laugh-out-loud funny, and readers who like chick lit will find it absolutely adorable.--Vnuk, Rebecca Copyright 2016 Booklist

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Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

Like the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series, Rosen's witty debut novel features a transformative item of clothing, not for four girls coming of age, but for nine women living in present-day New York. Max Hammer's little black dress, as executed by 90-year-old pattern-maker Morris Siegel and singled out by Women's Wear Daily, becomes the dress of the season. Rosen adroitly ties together her stories: the author is at her most romantic with Natalie, a Bloomingdale's saleswoman, and Felicia, a middle-aged woman secretly in love with her widowed boss; she is at her most clever with Sophie, an underemployed Brown grad using selfies and hashtags to fashion the life she wants. And using multiple points of view enlivens and adds a lightheartedness to the book's romantic story lines-Natalie and Felicia tell their stories, but so do the men in their lives, Jeremy and Arthur, not to mention a host of others united by the fateful dress. This is a fun book, tightly plotted and perfectly timed for the summer season. Agent: Alexandra Machinist, ICM Partners. (July) © Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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Review by Library Journal Review

Imagine the movie Love Actually in book form and you've got this charming debut. The story follows an "it dress" from New York's fashion season and how it affects the lives of the women who wear it. -Felicia, longtime assistant to widowed -Arthur, receives the garment from a matchmaking staffer at Bloomingdale's. Jeremy, a movie star who was recently wrongly outed, goes on a publicity date with Natalie, who wears the little black number. There are also vignettes with Sally, who first modeled the dress in a fashion show; Max, the patternmaker for the dress's designers; and Medina, a young Muslim woman who sheds her burqa to see herself clad in Western fashion. We also meet the clerks at Bloomingdale's, who know their customers and are not afraid to work a little magic in their lives, using only fabulous clothing. VERDICT Chick lit at its best. If this book were a dress, it would fit everyone perfectly and flatter everyone's figure.-Jennifer Mills, Shorewood-Troy Lib., IL © Copyright 2016. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

A charming story that twists the lives of New Yorkers around a little black dress. Or is it the other way around? A little black dress catches the eyes of the buyers lining the fashion runway and becomes the dress of the season. The dress finds its way in varying degrees into the lives of nine women as it is bought, returned, and borrowed from the third-floor dress department at Bloomingdale's. The title may sell the novel shortthe story is not just about nine women; it's as much, maybe equally so, about the men who share their lives. The back story hearkens to the days when families fled Europe's looming Holocaust. Two young immigrants build a dressmaking business, and decades later their little black dress catches the eyes of New York buyers as Sally Ann Fennely, fresh from Alabama, makes her debut stroll down the runway. And thus begins the love affair with the LBDa Max Hammer creation featured on the cover of Women's Wear Daily. It's a testimony to Rosen's artful vision that she fills the pages with so many characters, each with a unique story, without muddling the waters. There is the dressmaker and his son, a movie star and his "beard," Bloomingdale's employees who take the lives of their customers into their own hands, an attorney, his girlfriend, his executive assistant, a private detective and the husband she spies on, a young Muslim girl who finds the dress and offs her burka for a try-on, and more. It all works. Each scenario is revisited and broadened as the chapters unfurl. If there's a flaw, it's in the voices of the characters (each within their own chapters), which sound too similar, recounting their tales with the same subtle, ironic humor. Rosen's debut novel is rich in relationships, written with clarity and humor and surprise twists that bring the tale to a satisfying conclusion. A pure pleasure to read. Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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PREFACE                            The Runway  By Sally Ann Fennely Age: Just 18     "Pin It!"  The dressers were all riled up. "Pin what?" I thought. "Ow!" There was my answer: pin me. It was madness. I had been measured at least five times at casting. I thought that would have been the worst part, fifty eager models lined up in black slips, dreaming of cheeseburgers. It was a different kind of cattle call from what I was used to back home in Alabama. I barely uttered my first words of the day,  "It's big on me. Maybe you should put it on a bigger girl."  "There are no bigger girls," the pin-happy dresser mumbled under his breath. I looked around--he was right. Last week I was skinny, skinniest girl south of the Mason-Dixon line.  They called me String Bean Sally; asked if I had to dance around in the shower to get wet. Now I'm the big girl.  "Get in line!" he yelled. I got in line. I concentrated on the mantra in my head: breathe, breathe, one foot, the other.  Breathe. Breathe. The girl behind me broke my concentration with the strongest New Yawk accent I'd ever heard. "I think you may have on the dress ," she said. It sounded more like a warning then a statement.  "The dress?" I didn't understand what she was talking about. I was having a hard time just breathing. We were getting closer to the runway.  She continued. "Every year there's one dress.  The front row people out there, they choose it.  See 'em?" She pointed to where two cavernous curtains met. As they rippled and settled I got a quick glimpse of the crowd. I wished I hadn't. She continued, "Come fall, those front row people are gonna plaster the dress on the covers of magazines, red carpets and store windows. And it's usually little and black--like yours." Her voice near 'bout erased her beauty. She was like one of those silent film stars my Grandma used to go on about who went bust the day talkies came out. She sounded so foreign to me. I reckon if I spoke with my Southern drawl she would feel the same way about me.  I'd hardly spoken since I'd been in New York for that very reason. When I do speak it's real short and careful. I can fake my way through a sentence or two but it's not easy. I try and triple my usual talking speed or people look like they want to wring the words out of me like I'm a wet rag.  And my thinking has to keep up with my speaking, which ain't easy either. It's clear that they don't understand me just as much as I don't understand them.  You would think that would make us all equal, but it doesn't. Not here. It's not just talking the talk that throws me, walking the walk is equally hopeless. On my first day here I made the mistake of stopping mid-stride to look up at a building when BOOM, a man crashed right into me. He yelled, "You crazy Mama?" Like I had slammed dead on my brakes in the middle of Interstate 10. I pictured the domino effect--a whole city toppling over on account of little old me. The next day it rained.  The city was hard enough to navigate dry, let alone in a downpour. I was so intimidated by the natives dodging puddles and raising and lowering their umbrellas in perfect synchronicity that I never made it past the overhang of my building.  It was as if everyone but me had been taught the day's choreography in advance.  I stayed put till the sun came out. The girl with the voice was still going on about the dress. There were about a dozen girls between the runway and us. "There was another possibility from a show yesterday that my friend Adeline wore. That may have been the dress . Adeline said the flashbulbs went crazy, especially when she was at the end of the runway. She's hoping it's hers. I want to be the kind of friend that hopes it's hers too. But I'm not. Honestly, I couldn't bear seeing her on the cover of Women's Wear Daily. The dress is always on the cover of Woman's Wear Daily.  Right before it embarks on a sort of whirlwind tour of who wore what where.  The dress can actually become famous, and it's model too. I heard the girl from two years ago got a part in a Woody Allen movie. That girl was a brand new face too, like you. You know, you only get to be a brand new face once. They usually put the dress on either a brand new face or a famous face. Now Woody Allen made her brand new face famous! Do you think he's a pedophile? I don't like to think that." She didn't seem concerned at all with breathing while that was all I could think about. Now there were just eight girls between the runway and us. Still she kept going, "Some things I wish I didn't have to think about. Like last week someone told me those lemon wedges they put on your water glass are deadly. Covered in germs, even poop--that's what the girl said, on account of the waiters not washing their hands.  Literally, that lemon wedge in my water is the closest I have gotten to a slice of cake in three years. Now what am I supposed to do? I feel like no matter when I die my last words are gonna be, I'm still hungry. I just wish I could un-hear that thing about the lemons and Woody Allen." A lemon, I thought.  All I had seen any of these girls have for dessert was a cigarette. They were all exactly the same, birds of a feather we'd call 'em back home. They all walked the same, in a light, airy kind of way. I was sure they would flutter across the runway, while I imagined I would resemble a schoolgirl wearing mud kickers. And they all spoke the same language. They added words to their sentences that made no sense to me at all. Like seriously and literally and honestly . Honestly this and honestly that. It made you wonder if everything else that came out of their mouths was a lie.  Also, many of their stories began with "Don't judge me." As if it were a get out of jail free card. "Don't judge me, I slept with your boyfriend," or "Don't judge me, I ate an entire pecan pie last night."  Honestly, the second one would literally never happen. Seriously, it's literally catching. Six girls in front of me. I don't even know how I got here. Well, that's not really true. I got here on a Greyhound bus. When you're born with a face like mine and legs that keep going and going like mine you stop considering any other way out.  I used to do well in school, but there was almost no point. When my barely younger sister Carly and I would bring home our report cards, my mother would study hers and barely look at mine. My sister is short, like my mother's side of the family. An early bloomer, she was the tallest one in elementary school and the shortest by high school. She is ok smart, not a genius or anything. I'm just as smart as she is. But my mama barely looked at my report cards. "With legs like that" she'd say, "You just need to find a rich man to wrap them around. Carly has to learn to fend for herself."  It was somewhere around then that I stopped trying.  It wasn't just my legs. I had the face, the skin, the hair, the whole package. That kind of beautiful that makes people stop and stare as if they're looking at a painting. A very tall painting. I was flawless. On the outside that is. On the inside I was jealous of Carly. She would speak, and people would like her or not. Not me, I just needed to walk into a room and the boys all liked me. Never heard a word I said. It was so lonely that I finally left and came to New York where I could stand in a line of perfect specimens like me and be ordinary. That part had felt wonderful--until now. Just four girls ahead of me, all with the face, the skin, and the legs... Wait, three. I pressed my hands against my sides to stop them from shaking.                Her nasal voice briefly broke my nervous trance. "It's not just lemons you know. Those mints in the bowls at the register--those have been tested too and..."  I hoped this wasn't the dress .  It seemed so simple. I would think the dress would be something spectacular and loud like the girl who was talking my ear off. The dress I was wearing was quiet. Not that I know diddlysquat about fashion. I know nothing more that what I've seen in the fashion magazines, and I only ever looked at those the few times that my mom drove Carly and me into Batesville to get mani-pedis. That's in fact how I ended up coming to New York. There was an article in one of the magazines-- Do You Have What it Takes to Be a Runway Model?   I went down the list: Height 5'9 to 5'11. Check. Bust 31-34". Check. Waist 22-24". Check. Hips 31-35". Check. They measured me right there at the salon. In the time it took for two coats of  "Cherry on Top" nail polish to dry my fate was sealed. There was only enough money saved for one of us to go to college anyway, and "Carly had the brains." "Go!" With a push I was gone. It was like skydiving. Not that I know diddlysquat about skydiving either. As I stepped out onto the runway, bulbs flashed like mad, just like the girl had said they would. I near 'bout fainted right there. Honestly, literally and seriously. Excerpted from Nine Women, One Dress by Jane L. Rosen All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.