- Subjects
- Published
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Berkeley, California :
Seal Press
[2015]
©2015 - Language
- English
- Main Author
- Physical Description
- 227 pages : illustrations ; 21 cm
- ISBN
- 9781580055895
- Introduction
- My Moms on the Front Lines
- 1. You Suck at This. It's not just your imagination
- 2. Walking is Hard. Bruising is considerably less difficult
- 3. Your Judging of Other Parents Comes Back to Haunt You. Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma's a bitch
- 4. Restaurants are Battle Zones. Spoiler alert: You are not the victor
- 5. Kids Get Sick. Then everyone gets sick
- 6. This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello, camera phones
- 7. Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By things with very high-pitched voices
- 8. You May be Too Tired to Sleep Train This Child. Bedtime is exhausting
- 9. You May Start Playing Bunco. Embrace the dice
- 10. You May Not Be The Favorite. And that might not be a bad thing
- 11. You're Too Old for This. And kids don't want to play with wisdom
- 12. Toddlers Don't Eat. Don't even bother trying to feed them
- 13. Pictures Are Deceiving. "Smile for the camera! We are happy, dammit!"
- 14. You May Consider Violence. Kids bring out the best in all of us
- 15. Remember When Vacations Were Fun? Hotel rooms are modern torture chambers
- 16. Let's Lean Back, Not In. Who has the energy for ambition?
- 17. You Will Never Have Another Conversation. Teaching them to talk was not your best idea
- 16. Degree in Engineering Required. Toddlers aren't interested in any toy that doesn't take fourteen hours to assemble
- 19. You'll Be Expected to Do This Again. You are a glutton for punishment
- 20. Potty Training Is the Shits. And it's everywhere
- 21. You Might Want a Divorce. Seriously
- 22. Preschool Is Serious Business. Your kid can't color and eat paste in just any environment
- Epilogue