The sh!t no one tells you about toddlers A guide to surviving the toddler years

Dawn Dais

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Published
Berkeley, California : Seal Press [2015]
©2015
Language
English
Main Author
Dawn Dais (author)
Physical Description
227 pages : illustrations ; 21 cm
ISBN
9781580055895
  • Introduction
  • My Moms on the Front Lines
  • 1. You Suck at This. It's not just your imagination
  • 2. Walking is Hard. Bruising is considerably less difficult
  • 3. Your Judging of Other Parents Comes Back to Haunt You. Prepare to eat your words, with a side of karma's a bitch
  • 4. Restaurants are Battle Zones. Spoiler alert: You are not the victor
  • 5. Kids Get Sick. Then everyone gets sick
  • 6. This Childhood Will Be Televised. Hello, camera phones
  • 7. Your TV Has Been Hijacked. By things with very high-pitched voices
  • 8. You May be Too Tired to Sleep Train This Child. Bedtime is exhausting
  • 9. You May Start Playing Bunco. Embrace the dice
  • 10. You May Not Be The Favorite. And that might not be a bad thing
  • 11. You're Too Old for This. And kids don't want to play with wisdom
  • 12. Toddlers Don't Eat. Don't even bother trying to feed them
  • 13. Pictures Are Deceiving. "Smile for the camera! We are happy, dammit!"
  • 14. You May Consider Violence. Kids bring out the best in all of us
  • 15. Remember When Vacations Were Fun? Hotel rooms are modern torture chambers
  • 16. Let's Lean Back, Not In. Who has the energy for ambition?
  • 17. You Will Never Have Another Conversation. Teaching them to talk was not your best idea
  • 16. Degree in Engineering Required. Toddlers aren't interested in any toy that doesn't take fourteen hours to assemble
  • 19. You'll Be Expected to Do This Again. You are a glutton for punishment
  • 20. Potty Training Is the Shits. And it's everywhere
  • 21. You Might Want a Divorce. Seriously
  • 22. Preschool Is Serious Business. Your kid can't color and eat paste in just any environment
  • Epilogue
Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

Dais (The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year) addresses the issues involved in raising toddlers, including sleep (for both child and parent), eating, potty training, meltdowns, and preschool. Dais, mother of a one-year-old and a three-year-old, can spot the humorous side of most situations, whether describing an exasperating-yet laugh-out-loud-trip to McDonald's with her youngsters, or the "snot, tears, and bliss" of dancing with them in a pizza parlor. In addition to her own essays, Dais includes several brief pieces from a dozen friends ("Moms on the Front Lines"), along with occasional professional observations from two therapists. Frank and funny in her approach (the first chapter is entitled "You Suck at This"), she also deals soberly with such weighty matters as balancing work and family, reconciling parenting styles, and keeping marriages and partnerships together. The essays are often hilarious and entertaining, and readers will also find plenty of hands-on strategies for making raising toddlers just that little bit easier (e.g., avoid power struggles when it comes to meals; make sure each parent gets some time alone). Dais offers a commonsense yet comical view of the toddler years, which she wryly sums up as a "confusing cluster-f of a time.'' Agent: Lilly Ghahremani and Stefanie von Borstel, Full Circle Literary. (Sept.) © Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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