Wallbanger

Wallbanger

Alice Clayton

Book - 2012

"Caroline Reynolds has a fantastic new apartment in San Francisco, a KitchenAid mixer, and no O (and we're not talking Oprah here, folks). She has a flourishing design career, an office overlooking the bay, a killer zucchini bread recipe, and no O. She has Clive (the best cat ever), great friends, a great rack, and no O. Adding insult to O-less, since her move, she has an oversexed neighbor with the loudest late-night wallbanging she's ever heard. Each moan, spank, and--was that a meow?--punctuates the fact that not only is she losing sleep, she still has, yep, you guessed it, no O."--Page 4 of cover.

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Subjects
Interior decoration > Fiction.
Neighbors > Fiction.
Erotic stories.
San Francisco (Calif.) > Fiction.
Romance fiction.
Genres
Romance fiction
Published
Dallas : Omnific Publishing 2012.
Language
English
Main Author
Alice Clayton (author)
Edition
First Omnific trade paperback edition
Physical Description
302 pages ; 22 cm
ISBN
9781476741185
9781623420024
Contents unavailable.
Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

Aiming for silly, sarcastic, witty, and hot, Clayton's clumsy contemporary, inexplicably popular in its 2012 digital edition, misses the mark and comes off as ridiculous, immature, and irritating. Caroline's first night in her new apartment is interrupted in the early hours by the moaning and thumping coming from the other side of the wall. Caroline has a great job as a designer; two best friends who are caricatures of disempowered, desperate young women obsessed with sex and drinking; and a KitchenAid mixer. Her only problem in life? "O," her missing orgasm (she named it, as she nicknames just about everything else, including her neighbor Wallbanger and his girlfriends, Spanx, Purina, and Giggler). Her quest for O involves endless attempted witticisms, text message transcriptions, and behavior so juvenile and "beyond ridiculous" that even the characters admit they sound like fourth graders. Agent: Pamela Harty, Knight Agency. (Aug.) (c) Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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