I'm bored

Michael Ian Black, 1971-

Book - 2012

When a bored girl meets a potato who finds children tedius, she tries to prove him wrong by demonstrating all of the things they can do, from turning cartwheels to using their imaginations.

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Picture books
Published
New York : Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers 2012.
Language
English
Main Author
Michael Ian Black, 1971- (-)
Edition
1st ed
Physical Description
unpaged : ill
ISBN
9781442414037
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Review by New York Times Review

OUR brave new quickly expanding technological world has in it less human contact than ever before and less connection with - hence, less caring for - the natural world. Two new picture books explore this (oh, let's call it a) situation. Both contain an important message for young readers, but neither is burdened by it, as so many "message-y" books have been. "I'm Bored," by Michael Ian Black, stars a little girl and a potato. As the story begins, the girl tells us she is bored. A potato is the only thing in sight. But, as she says while throwing the potato up in the air, "what can you do with a potato?" The potato falls, strikes her on the head, then declares, "I'm bored!" The talking spud claims it's bored because it only has a little kid to play with. (It would rather have a flamingo.) Offended, the girl begins explaining to the potato why children are fun: they can play games, walk on their hands, pretend and so on. To each suggestion the potato replies with one word: "Boring." (Once, its response varies: "Snoring.") Unable to convince the potato of her own worth, the girl walks off in a huff. Enter a flamingo, static and probably plastic, minus a lawn, just as the potato is minus its couch. (It won't matter, by the way, if children don't get this joke.) The potato is excited to meet it, only to be told by the stiff pink bird: "I'm bored." The implication is clear: Those who cannot or choose not to move, to play, to think for themselves are always bored and are, in turn, boring to be with. Could this mean you? Your friends? Your parents? Black wisely avoids the temptation to point fingers, leaving it up to his young readers to make that call. Black is a comedian and actor ("Stella" "The State") when not writing children's books ("A Pig Parade Is a Terrible Idea"), and he tells his story in sprightly fashion. The illustrator Debbie Ridpath Ohi convincingly draws a child full of life, a potato full of - well, potatotude, and computer drawings that look just like good oldfashioned linocuts. Her smart cartoony artwork matches Black's perfect comic timing, making for a fun ride that should leave you amused, perhaps pensive, and no longer bored. Matthew Cordell's "Hello! Hello!" makes a much more direct appeal for getting back to basics. In fact, the statement is made graphically, right away, on the book jacket, where an adorably geeky little redhead is seen plunking her cellphone and laptop behind as she reaches for a leaf floating in on a breeze. The text is all in the title as well: the word "Hello" is repeated throughout in various combinations, while the story is told entirely in the art. That art is gloriously old-style, handdrawn in ink with a bamboo pen. The color is applied with old-fashioned watercolor (harder to learn than Photoshop!) while the type is quite obviously computer-made, in that rigid fractured font you see on digital clocks everywhere. The contrast of hand-drawn and machine-issued is cleverly sustained through the first half of the book, where the little girl lives in a dull, indoor world. In a prologue we see her playing in her bedroom with a standard array of technotoys: Game Boy; laptop, cellphone, TV. Tired of these, she wanders through the house and there - though she continually shouts "Hello!" - she can get the attention neither of her parents nor of her little brother. All of them, absorbed in their different technologies, would probably rather text her than talk to her face to face. The air in this drab atmosphere is constantly beeping, tapping, thrumming and humming, until the moment when a fresh breeze blows open the door and in drifts a leaf to lure her outside. At this point, hand-lettering joins handdrawing in a wild escapade in the natural world. Outside, the girl discovers an Eden full of welcoming landscapes and friendly beasts. It's an unreal view of the world (no "Nature red in tooth and claw" out here), but it's clearly shown that this is the world enhanced by the mind of a child with a great imagination. Fish and whales soar with butterflies. Buffalo and giraffe, lions and gazelles, a dog and a chicken run alongside dinosaurs through a flowery field. An octopus gallops in the grass. All are shouting "Hello! Hello!" to the ecstatic child, who leads them along on horseback. Then, in one dramatic double-page spread, the whole group is brought to a screeching halt by the ring of a cellphone in the girl's pocket. It's her parents calling, just waking up to the fact that their daughter is gone, and worried to death. Across an empty page she runs home, back to the gray interior, where Mom and Dad - torn away from their machines - greet her with an irritated "HELLO?" in computerized font. Enthusiastically she greets them back in hand-drawn "Hello's!" while, at the same time, and in handy fashion, she trades each of them a thing she has found outside - a leaf, a flower, a ladybug - for the machines to which they have been glued. The final spread has the whole family outdoors, holding hands. A tree sheds its bright fall leaves. A breeze blows the leaves toward the humans in a beckoning fashion. The parents are still looking a little conformist-robotic and slightly reluctant to break away from their virtual reality, but the two children - barefoot - are delightedly wiggling their bare toes in the dirt. Children's books that begin their lives with the intent to convey an important message generally fall flat and fail to capture anyone's fancy. These two succeed because they have appealing characters in situations that intrigue us. While the message was perhaps the main reason for baking, it comes along not as the cake itself, but as the icing. David Small has illustrated many children's books, including "So You Want to Be President?," a Caldecott medalist. He is also the author of a memoir, "Stitches."

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Review by Booklist Review

When a wispy-haired girl, bored out of her mind, comes across a potato, she finds he is bored, too. She would be happy to hang out with him, but the potato thinks kids are boring. The little girl attempts to prove him wrong by showing him all the fun things kids can do, like spin around in circles until we get so dizzy we almost throw up or pretend to be a famous ballerina or a lion tamer. But our spud is not impressed. Even when the girl hilariously throws on a potato costume, he remains steadfastly ho-hum. Ohi's digitally created girl is a real charmer as she skips and twirls across the pages; the fantasy elements, rendered in pale blue and set on a crisp white background, nicely contrast the two full-colored characters, and the potato humorously pops up in the fantasies from time to time for example, as a monkey's coconut or as the head on a snowman. This is a super silly story. But, hey, at least it's not boring.--Kelley, Ann Copyright 2010 Booklist

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Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

It looks to be the ultimate ennui smackdown: a bored-out-of-her-gourd kid vs. an equally jaded potato. Then the potato accuses the girl of being the source of its boredom. "What are you talking about?" demands the feisty pigtailed human. "Kids are fun!" "Prove it," says the potato. And almost as fast as you can say "reverse psychology," the girl shows that she is in fact a wellspring of fun: playing games, doing "ninja kicks" and other acrobatics, turning ordinary objects into fantastic props (an overturned laundry basket becomes a snow-capped mountain in her imagination), and engaging in pretend play that encompasses everything from being a ballerina to... a potato. "Boring," responds the potato each time, before the girl storms off. But not to worry: what goes around comes around. Black (A Pig Parade Is a Terrible Idea) keeps this simple concept funny all the way through its final, LOL zinger. Debut illustrator Ohi's minimalist, scraggly digital drawings are anything but boring, and speak volumes about irritation, desperation, and disdain. Ages 3-8. Agent: Barry Goldblatt, Barry Goldblatt Literary. Illustrator's agent: Ginger Knowlton, Curtis Brown. (Aug.) (c) Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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Review by School Library Journal Review

K-Gr 2-Languishing on the floor of her bedroom in a funk, a girl is momentarily distracted by a potato, but then laments, "What am I supposed to do with a potato?!!" In a funny twist, the testy tater complains about being stuck hanging out with a child. The youngster's ire is raised and she enthusiastically takes up the challenge of proving that children are anything but dull. Her cartwheels, ninja kicks, imaginary lion-taming adventures, and proclamations that "Kids can do ANYTHING!!!" all fail to impress the blank-faced spud, who delivers the same verdict-"Boring.Snoring." In the last laugh, the potato does get its comeuppance. Ohi's captivating, digitally created illustrations are full of wit and charm. The girl appears as a blue swirling cyclone with pigtails flying, hands sticking out, and a pink heart as she spins in circles. The text size and layout also keep pace with her frenetic antics. Quirky and fun to read aloud, this book is a sure antidote for cases of ennui.-Linda Ludke, London Public Library, Ontario, Canada (c) Copyright 2012. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

A kid and a tuber dispute what is and isn't boring, to no particular avail. The beginning's fun. A scowling, cartoon-style girl with a large head and sideways pigtails flops from one dramatic posture to another, complaining, "I'm bored. / Bored. Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. / I'm so BORED!" White space surrounds her. From nowhere, a potato appears. This girl must really live in white-space-land, because she's initially thrilled: "Hey! A potato!" Then she rejects it and tosses it upwards. It falls, bonks her on the head and sits on the ground. "I'm bored," announces the suddenly anthropomorphic potato in one of two genuinely funny moments. Previously unable to entertain herself, the girl labors to prove she's interesting. She demonstrates cartwheels, ninja kicks and imagination games--lion taming; dragons and swords; forcing the potato to walk a pirate-ship plank--all of which Ohi sketches in pale blue. The surly potato stubbornly remains bored. Their argument ends without satisfaction or vindication; the girl yells, mouth wide and black like in Peanuts, and departs in frustration. There's one more funny moment--not the appearance of a random flamingo (flamingos being, inexplicably, the potato's only interest in life), but the flamingo's closing complaint. Yep: "I'm bored." Turnabout's fair play, but the whole piece feels like a smarmy lesson about how annoying it is when someone insists on boredom. Ironically, boring. (Picture book. 3-5)]] Copyright Kirkus Reviews, used with permission.

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