As my good friend Henry Standing Bear says, on the Rez, even the roads are red. I was trying to pay attention, but I kept being distracted by the crows plying the thermals of the high plains sky; it was raining in the distance, but the sun appeared to be overtaking the clouds--a sharp contrast of blue and charcoal that my mother used to say was caused by the devil beating his wife. "She must've stolen the cash register." My attention was forced back inside and under cover, and I twisted the ring on my pinkie. My wife, Martha, had given it back to me before she died so that I could give it to Cady whenever she got married. I looked up--the negotiations weren't going well. It would appear that Dull Knife College had suddenly scheduled a Cheyenne language immersion class at Crazy Head Springs on the day of the wedding. We had reserved the spot well in advance, but the vagaries of the tribal council were well known and now we were floundering. The old Indian across from me nodded his head in all seriousness. I was negotiating with the chief of the Northern Cheyenne nation, and he was one tough customer. "That librarian over at the college is mean. I don't like to mess with her; she's got that Indian Alzheimer's. Um hmm, yes, it is so." I trailed my eyes from Lonnie Little Bird to the rain-slick surface of the asphalt--Lame Deer's main street being washed clean of all our sins. "What's that mean, Lonnie?" "That's where you forget everything but the grudges." I smiled in spite of myself and took a deep breath, slowly letting the air out to calm my nerves, as I continued to twirl the ring on my finger. "Cady's really got her heart set on Crazy Head Springs, Lonnie, and it's way too late to change the date from the end of July." He glanced out the window, his dark eyes following my gray ones. "Maybe you should go talk to that librarian over at the college. You're a large man--she'll listen to you. You could show her your gun." He glanced down at the red and black chief's blanket that covered his wheelchair. "She don't pay no attention to an old, legless Indian." Henry Standing Bear, my daughter's wedding planner, who had made the arrangements that were now being rapidly unraveled, sipped his coffee and quietly listened. "But you're the chief, Lonnie." "Oh, you know that don't mean much unless somebody wants a government contract for beef or needs a ribbon cut." Up until this year, Lonnie's official contribution to the tribal government had been limited to falling asleep in council. A month ago, when the previous tribal leader had been found guilty of siphoning off money to a private account belonging to his daughter, an emergency meeting had been held; since Lonnie had again fallen asleep, and therefore was unable to defend himself, he was unanimously voted in as the new chief. "She's in charge of all the books over there and she's full blood--that's pretty much the worst of both worlds." Excerpted from As the Crow Flies by Craig Johnson All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.
