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ATTACHMENTS ATTACHMENTS ATTACHMENTS CHAPTER 1 CHAPTER 2 CHAPTER 3 CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 5 CHAPTER 6 CHAPTER 7 CHAPTER 8 CHAPTER 9 CHAPTER 10 CHAPTER 11 CHAPTER 12 CHAPTER 13 CHAPTER 14 CHAPTER 15 CHAPTER 16 CHAPTER 17 CHAPTER 18 CHAPTER 19 CHAPTER 20 CHAPTER 21 CHAPTER 22 CHAPTER 23 CHAPTER 24 CHAPTER 25 CHAPTER 26 CHAPTER 27 CHAPTER 28 CHAPTER 29 CHAPTER 30 CHAPTER 31 CHAPTER 32 CHAPTER 33 CHAPTER 34 CHAPTER 35 CHAPTER 36 CHAPTER 37 CHAPTER 38 CHAPTER 39 CHAPTER 40 CHAPTER 41 CHAPTER 42 CHAPTER 43 CHAPTER 44 CHAPTER 45 CHAPTER 46 CHAPTER 47 CHAPTER 48 CHAPTER 49 CHAPTER 50 CHAPTER 51 CHAPTER 52 CHAPTER 53 CHAPTER 54 CHAPTER 55 CHAPTER 56 CHAPTER 57 CHAPTER 58 CHAPTER 59 CHAPTER 60 CHAPTER 61 CHAPTER 62 CHAPTER 63 CHAPTER 64 CHAPTER 65 CHAPTER 66 CHAPTER 67 CHAPTER 68 CHAPTER 69 CHAPTER 70 CHAPTER 71 CHAPTER 72 CHAPTER 73 CHAPTER 74 CHAPTER 75 CHAPTER 76 CHAPTER 77 CHAPTER 78 CHAPTER 79 CHAPTER 80 CHAPTER 81 CHAPTER 82 CHAPTER 83 CHAPTER 84 CHAPTER 85 CHAPTER 86 CHAPTER 87 CHAPTER 88 CHAPTER 89 ACKNOWLEDGMENTS ABOUT THE AUTHOR CHAPTER 1 From: Jennifer Scribner-Snyder To: Beth Fremont Sent: Wed, 08/18/1999 9:06 AM Subject: Where are you? Would it kill you to get here before noon? I'm sitting here among the shards of my life as I know it, and you ...if I know you, you just woke up. You're probably eating oatmeal and watching Sally Jessy Raphael. E-mail me when you get in, before you do anything else. Don't even read the comics. <> Okay, I'm putting you before the comics, but make it quick. I've got an ongoing argument with Derek about whether For Better or For Worse is set in Canada, and today might be the day they prove me right. <> I think I'm pregnant. <> What? Why do you think you're pregnant? <> I had three drinks last Saturday. <> I think we need to have a little talk about the birds and the bees. That's not exactly how it happens. <> Whenever I have too much to drink, I start to feel pregnant. I think it's because I never drink, and it would just figure that the one time I decide to loosen up, I get pregnant. Three hours of weakness, and now I'm going to spend the rest of my life wrestling with the special needs of a fetal alcoholic. <> I don't think they call them that. <> Its little eyes will be too far apart, and everyone will look at me in the grocery store and whisper, "Look at that horrible lush. She couldn't part with her Zima for nine months. It's tragic." <> You drink Zima? <> It's really quite refreshing. <> You're not pregnant. <> I am. Normally, two days before my period, my face is broken out, and I get pre-cramps cramping. But my skin is as clear as a baby's bottom. And instead of cramps, I feel this strangeness in my womb region. Almost a presence. <> I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them that you've got a presence in your womb region. <> Given: This is not my first pregnancy scare. I will acknowledge that thinking I'm pregnant is practically a part of my monthly premenstrual regimen. But I'm telling you, this is different. I feel different. It's like my body is telling me, "It has Begun." I can't stop worrying about what happens next. First I get sick. And then I get fat. And then I die of an aneurysm in the delivery room. <> OR ...and then you give birth to a beautiful child. (See how you've tricked me into playing along with your pregnancy fiction?) <> OR ...and then I give birth to a beautiful child, whom I never see because he spends all his waking hours at the day-care center with some minimum-wage slave he thinks is his mother. Mitch and I try to eat dinner together after the baby's in bed, but we're both so tired all the time. I start to doze off while he tells me about his day; he's relieved because he wasn't up to talking anyway. He eats his sloppy joe in silence and thinks about the shapely new consumer-science teacher at the high school. She wears black pumps and nude panty hose and rayon skirts that shimmy up her thighs whenever she sits down. <> What does Mitch think? (About the Presence in your womb. Not the new consumer-science teacher.) <> He thinks I should take a pregnancy test. <> Good man. Perhaps a common-sensical kind of guy like Mitch would have been better off with that home ec teacher. (She'd never make sloppy joes for dinner.) But I guess he's stuck with you, especially now that there's a special-needs child on the way. CHAPTER 2 "LINCOLN, YOU LOOK terrible." "Thanks, Mom." He'd have to take her word for it. He hadn't looked in a mirror today. Or yesterday. Lincoln rubbed his eyes and ran his fingers through his hair, trying to smooth it down ...or maybe just over. Maybe he should have combed it when he got out of the shower last night. "Seriously, look at you. And look at the clock. It's noon. Did you just wake up?" "Mom, I don't get off work until one a.m." She frowned, then handed him a spoon. "Here," she said, "stir these beans." She turned on the mixer and half shouted over it. "I still don't understand what you do in that place that can't be done in daylight.... No, honey, not like that, you're just petting them. Really stir." Lincoln stirred harder. The whole kitchen smelled like ham and onions and something else, something sweet. His stomach was growling. "I told you," he said, trying to be heard, "somebody has to be there. In case there's a computer problem, and ...I don't know ..." "What don't you know?" She turned off the mixer and looked at him. "I think maybe they want me to work at night so that I don't get close to anyone else." "What?" "Well, if I got to know people," he said, "I might ..." "Stir. Talk and stir." "If I got to know people"--he stirred--"I might not feel so impartial when I'm enforcing the rules." "I still don't like that you read other people's mail. Especially at night, in an empty building. That shouldn't be someone's job." She tasted whatever she was mixing with her finger, then held the bowl out to him. "Here, taste this ...What kind of world do we live in, where that's a career?" He ran his finger around the edge of the bowl and tasted it. Icing. "Can you taste the maple syrup?" He nodded. "The building isn't really empty," he said. "There are people working up in the newsroom." "Do you talk to them?" "No. But I read their e-mail." "It's not right. How can people express themselves in a place like that? Knowing someone's lurking in their thoughts." "I'm not in their thoughts. I'm in their computers, in the company's computers. Everyone knows it's happening ..." It was hopeless trying to explain it to her. She'd never even seen e-mail. "Give me that spoon," she sighed. "You'll ruin the whole batch." He gave her the spoon and sat down at the kitchen table, next to a plate of steaming corn bread. "We had a mailman once," she said. "Remember? He'd read our postcards? And he'd always make these knowing comments. 'Your friend is having a good time in South Carolina, I see.' Or, 'I've never been to Mount Rushmore myself.' They must all read postcards, all those mailmen. Mail people. It's a repetitive job. But this one was almost proud of it--gloaty. I think he told the neighbors that I subscribed to Ms." "It's not like that," Lincoln said, rubbing his eyes again. "I only read enough to see if they're breaking a rule. It's not like I'm reading their diaries or something." His mother wasn't listening. "Are you hungry? You look hungry. You look deficient, if you want to know the truth. Here, honey, hand me that plate." He got up and handed her a plate, and she caught him by the wrist. "Lincoln ...What's wrong with your hands?" "Nothing's wrong." "Look at your fingers--they're gray." "It's ink." "What?" "Ink."   WHEN LINCOLN WORKED at McDonald's in high school, the cooking oil got into everything. When he came home at night, he felt all over the way your hands feel when you get done eating French fries. The oil would get into his skin and his hair. The next day, he would sweat it out into his school clothes. At The Courier, it was ink. A gray film over everything, no matter how much anyone cleaned. A gray stain on the textured walls and the acoustic ceiling tiles. The night copy editors actually handled the papers, every edition, hot off the presses. They left gray fingerprints on their keyboards and desks. They reminded Lincoln of moles. Serious people with thick glasses and gray skin. That might just be the lighting, he thought. Maybe he wouldn't recognize them in the sunshine. In full color. They surely wouldn't recognize him. Lincoln spent most of his time at work in the information technology office downstairs. It had been a darkroom about five years and two dozen fluorescent lights ago, and with all of the lights and the computer servers, it was like sitting inside a headache. Lincoln liked getting called up to the newsroom, to reboot a machine or sort out a printer. The newsroom was wide and open, with a long wall of windows, and it was never completely empty. The nightside editors worked as late as he did. They sat in a clump at one end of the room, under a bank of televisions. There were two, who sat together, right next to the printer, who were young and pretty. (Yes, Lincoln had decided, you could be both pretty and molelike.) He wondered if people who worked nights went on dates during the day. CHAPTER 3 From: Beth Fremont To: Jennifer Scribner-Snyder Sent: Fri, 08/20/1999 10:38 AM Subject: I sort of hate to ask, but ... Are we done pretending that you're pregnant? <> Not for 40 weeks. Maybe 38 by now ... <> Does that mean we can't talk about other things? <> No, it means we should talk about other things. I'm trying not to dwell on it. <> Good plan. Okay. So. Last night, I got a call from my little sister. She's getting married. <> Doesn't her husband mind? <> My other little sister. Kiley. You met her boyfriend ...fiancé, Brian, at my parents' house on Memorial Day. Remember? We were making fun of the Sigma Chi tattoo on his ankle ... <> Right, Brian. I remember. We like him, right? <> We love him. He's great. He's just the kind of guy you hope your daughter will meet someday at an upside-down-margarita party. <> Is that a fetal-alcoholic joke? This wedding is your parents' fault. They named her Kiley. She was doomed from birth to marry a hunky, fratty premed major. <> Pre-law. But Kiley thinks he'll end up running his dad's plumbing supply company. <> Could be worse. <> It could hardly be better. <> Oh. I'm sorry. I just now got that this wasn't good news. What did Chris say? <> The usual. That Brian's a tool. That Kiley listens to too much Dave Matthews. Also, he said, "I've got practice tonight, so don't wait up, hey, hand me those Zig-Zags, would you, are you in the wedding? Cool, at least I'll get to see you in another one of those Scarlett O'Hara dresses. You're a hot bridesmaid, come here. Did you listen to that tape I left for you? Danny says I'm playing all over his bass line, but Jesus, I'm doing him a favor." And then he proposed. In Bizarro World. In the real world, Chris is never going to propose. And I can't decide if that makes him a jerk--or if maybe I'm the jerk for wanting it so bad. And I can't even talk to him about it, about marriage, because he would say that he does want it. Soon. When he's got some momentum going. When the band is back on track. That he doesn't want to be a drag on me, he doesn't want me to have to support him ... Please don't point out that I already support him--because that's only mostly true. <> Mostly? You pay his rent. <> I pay the rent. I would have to pay rent anyway ...I would have to pay the gas bill and the cable bill and everything else if I lived alone. I wouldn't save a nickel if he moved out. Besides, I don't mind paying most of the bills now, and I won't mind doing it after we're married. (My dad has always paid my mom's bills, and no one calls her a parasite.) It isn't the who-pays-the-bills issue that's a problem. It's the acting-like-an-adult issue. It's acceptable in Chris's world for a guy to live with his girlfriend while he works on a demo. It's not as cool to chase your guitar fantasy while your wife's at work. If you have a wife, you're an adult. That's not who Chris wants to be. Maybe that's not who I want him to be. <> Who do you want him to be? <> Most days? I think I want the wild-haired music man. The guy who wakes you up at 2 a.m. to read you the poem he just wrote on your stomach. I want the boy with kaleidoscope eyes. <> There would very likely be no more 2 a.m. tummy poems if Chris got a real job. <> That's true. <> So you're okay? <> No. I'm about to get fitted for another bridesmaid dress. Strapless. Kiley's already picked it out. I'm dog years away being from okay. But I don't think I can complain, can I? I want him. And he wants to wait. And I still want him. So I can't complain. <> Of course you can complain. That's unalienable. On the bright side, at least you're not pregnant. <> Neither are you. Take a pregnancy test. CHAPTER 4 JUST FOR THE record--his own internal record--Lincoln never would have applied for this job if the classified ad had said, "Wanted: someone to read other people's e-mail. Swing shift." The Courier ad had said, "Full-time opportunity for Internet security officer. $40K+ Health, dental." Internet security officer. Lincoln had pictured himself building firewalls and protecting the newspaper from dangerous hackers--not sending out memos every time somebody in Accounting forwarded an off-color joke to the person in the next cubicle. The Courier was probably the last newspaper in America to give its reporters Internet access. At least that's what Greg said. Greg was Lincoln's boss, the head of the IT office. Greg could still remember when the reporters used electric typewriters. "And I can remember," he said, "because it wasn't that long ago--1992. We switched to computers because we couldn't order the ribbon anymore, I shit you not." This whole online thing was happening against management's will, Greg said. As far as the publisher was concerned, giving employees Internet access was like giving them the option to work if they felt like it, look at porn if they didn't. But not having the Internet was getting ridiculous. When the newspaper launched its Web site last year, the reporters couldn't even go online to read their stories. And most readers wanted to e-mail in their letters to the editor these days, even third-graders and World War II veterans. By the time Lincoln started working at The Courier, the Internet experiment was in its third month. All employees had internal e-mail now. Key employees, and pretty much everyone in the news division, had some access to the World Wide Web. If you asked Greg, it was all going pretty well. If you asked anyone in upper management, it was chaos. People were shopping and gossiping; they were joining online forums and fantasy football leagues. There was some gambling going on. And some dirty stuff. "But that isn't such a bad thing," Greg argued. "It helps us weed out the sickos." The worst thing about the Internet, as far as Greg's bosses were concerned, was that it was now impossible to distinguish a roomful of people working diligently from a roomful of people taking the What-Kind-of-Dog-Am-I? online personality quiz. And thus ...Lincoln. On his very first night, Lincoln helped Greg load a new program called WebFence on to the network. WebFence would monitor everything everyone was doing on the Internet and the Intranet. Every e-mail. Every Web site. Every word. And Lincoln would monitor WebFence. An especially filthy-minded person (maybe Greg) had defined the program's mail filters. There was a whole list of red flags: nasty words, racial slurs, supervisors' names, words like "secret" and "classified." That last one, "classified," beached the entire network during WebFence's first hour by flagging and storing each and every e-mail sent to or from the Classified Advertising department. The software also flagged large attachments, suspiciously long messages, suspiciously frequent messages.... Every day, hundreds of possibly illicit e-mails were sent to a secure mailbox, and it was Lincoln's job to follow up on every one. That meant reading them, so he read them. But he didn't enjoy it. He couldn't admit this to his mother, but it did feel wrong, what he was doing, like eavesdropping. Maybe if he were the sort of person who liked that sort of thing ...His girlfriend Sam--his ex-girlfriend--always used to peek in other people's medicine cabinets. "Robitussin," she'd report in the car on the way home. "And generic Band-Aids. And something that looked like a garlic press." Lincoln didn't even like using other people's bathrooms. There was a whole complicated process he was supposed to follow if he caught someone actually breaking The Courier's rules. But most offenses called for just a written warning, and most offenders got the message after that. In fact, the first round of warnings worked so well, Lincoln started to run out of things to do. WebFence kept flagging e-mails, a few dozen a day, but they were almost all false alarms. Greg didn't seem to care. "Don't worry," he said to Lincoln on the first day that WebFence didn't snag a single legitimate violator. "You won't get fired. The men upstairs love what you're doing." "I'm not doing anything," Lincoln said. "Sure, you are. You're the guy who reads their e-mail. They're all scared of you." "Who's scared? Who's they?" "Everybody. Are you kidding? This whole building is talking about you." "They're not scared of me. They're scared of getting caught." "Getting caught by you. Just knowing that you're snooping around their Sent folders every night is enough to keep them following the rules." "But I'm not snooping around." "You could," Greg said. "I could?" Greg went back to what he was doing, some sort of laptop autopsy. "Look, Lincoln, I've told you. Somebody has to be here at night anyway. Somebody has to answer the phone and say, 'Help desk.' You're just sitting around, I know. You don't have enough work, I know. I don't care. Do the crossword. Learn a foreign language. We had a gal who used to crochet ..." Lincoln didn't crochet. He read the newspaper. He brought in comic books and magazines and paperback novels. He called his sister sometimes, if it wasn't too late and if he felt lonely. Mostly, he surfed the Net. CHAPTER 5 From: Jennifer Scribner-Snyder To: Beth Fremont Sent: Wed, 08/25/1999 10:33 AM Subject: This is only a test. In the case of an actual emergency ... It's here. Return to your usual programming. <> It? <> You know ...it, the thing that tells you you're not pregnant. <> It? Do you mean your period? Your monthly? Did your aunt Ruby arrive for a five-to seven-day visit? Is it ...that time? Why are you talking like you're in a feminine napkin commercial? <> I'm trying to be more careful. I don't want to trigger one of those red flags and send some company watchdog computer into a frenzy, just because I sent an e-mail about it. <> I can't imagine that any of the company's red-flag words involve menstruation. <> So you're not worried about it? <> About your period? <> No, about that note we got. The one that warned us not to send personal e-mails. The one that said we could be fired for improper use of our computers. <> Am I worried that the bad guys from Tron are reading our e-mail? Uh, no. All this security stuff isn't aimed at people like us. They're trying to catch the pervs. The online porn addicts, the Internet blackjack players, the corporate spies ... <> Those are probably all red-flag words. Pervs. Porn. Spies. I bet red flag is a red flag. <> I don't care if they are reading our mail. Bring it on, Tron! I dare you. Try to take away my freedom of expression. I'm a journalist. A free-speech warrior. I serve in the Army of the First Amendment. I didn't take this job for the bad money and the regressive health care coverage. I'm here for the truth, the sunshine, the casting open of closed doors! <> Free-speech warrior. I see. What are you fighting for? The right to give Billy Madison five stars? <> Hey now. I wasn't always a spoiled movie reviewer. Don't forget my two years covering North Havenbrook. Two years in the trenches. I bled ink all over that suburb. I went Bob Woodward on its ass. Furthermore, I would have given Billy Madison six stars if they were mine to give. You know how I feel about Adam Sandler--and that I give bonus stars for Styx songs. (Two stars if it's "Renegade.") <> Fine. I surrender. Company Internet policy be d@mned: I started my period last night. <> Say it loud, say it proud. Congratulations. <> Yeah, that's the thing ... <> What's the thing? <> When it started, I didn't feel my usual hurricane of relief and Zima cravings. I mean, I was relieved--because, on top of the Zima drinking, I don't think I've eaten anything with folic acid in the last six months. I may even be eating things that leach folic acid from your system, so I was definitely relieved--but I wasn't ecstatic. I went downstairs to tell Mitch. He was working on marching band diagrams, which, normally, I wouldn't interrupt, but this was important. "Just FYI," I said, "I started my period." And he set down his pencil and said, "Oh." (Just like that. "Oh.") When I asked him why he said it that way, he said he thought that maybe I really was pregnant this time--and that that would have been nice. "You know I want kids," he said. "Right," I said. "Someday." "Someday soon," he said. "Someday eventually. When we're ready." And then he turned back to his diagrams. Not mad or impatient. Just sorrowful, which is much, much worse. So I said, "When we're ready, right?" And he said ... "I'm ready now. I'm ready last year, Jenny, and I'm starting to think that maybe you never will be. You don't even want to be ready. You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets." <> What did you say? <> What could I say? I'm not ready. And maybe I misled him every time I used the words "someday" and "eventually." I can't picture myself with kids ... But I couldn't picture myself married, either, until I met Mitch. I always thought the kid idea would grow on me, that all Mitch's healthy desires would infect me, and one morning I'd wake up thinking, "What a beautiful world in which to bring a child." What if that never happens? What if he decides to cut his losses and find some perfectly normal woman who--on top of being naturally thin and never having turned to prescription antidepressants--also wants to have his babies ASAP? <> Like Barbie in a state of perpetual ovulation. <> Yes. <> Like the fictional new consumer-science teacher. <> Yes! <> It won't happen. <> Why not? <> For the same reason Mitch tries to grow giant pumpkins every summer--even though your yard is too small, is infested with beetles and doesn't get enough sun. Mitch doesn't want the easy thing. He wants to work a little harder to get the thing he really wants. <> So he's a fool. A fool whose seeds find no purchase. <> That's not the point. The point is, he's a fool who won't give up on you. <> I'm not sure that you're right, but I think I might feel better now. So, good work. <> Anytime. (You know that I mean anytime after 10:30 a.m. or so, right?) <> (I do.) CHAPTER 6 JENNIFER SCRIBNER-SNYDER, ACCORDING to the company directory, was a Features copy editor. Beth Fremont, Lincoln knew. He knew of, anyway. He'd read her movie reviews. She was funny, and he usually agreed with her. She was the reason he'd gone to see Dark City and Flirting With Disaster and Babe. By the time Lincoln realized that he hadn't sent a warning to Beth Fremont and Jennifer Scribner-Snyder--after who knew how many offenses, three? half a dozen?--he couldn't remember why not. Maybe because he couldn't always figure out what rule they were breaking. Maybe because they seemed completely harmless. And nice. And now he couldn't send them a warning, not tonight. Not when they were actually worried about getting a warning. That would be weird, wouldn't it? Knowing someone had read an e-mail you'd written about whether someone was reading your e-mail? If you were an excessively paranoid person, it could make you wonder whether all the other things you were worried about were also true. It might make you think, "Maybe they are all out to get me." Lincoln didn't want to be the bad guy from Tron. And also ...Also, he kind of liked Beth and Jennifer, as much as you can like people from reading their e-mail, only some of their e-mail. He read through the exchange again. "Ass" was definitely a red-flagged word. So was "blackjack" and "porn." He wasn't sure about "perv" or "menstruation." He trashed the files and went home.   Excerpted from Attachments by Rainbow Rowell All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.