I killed True stories of the road from America's top comics

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Published
New York : Crown Publishers c2006.
Language
English
Other Authors
Ritch Shydner (-), Mark Schiff
Edition
1st ed
Physical Description
xix, 264 p. ; 25 cm
Bibliography
Includes bibliographical references and index.
ISBN
9780307341990
  • Foreword / Jerry Seinfeld
  • And further delaying tactics / Mark Schiff & Ritch Shydner
  • Hey, Mr. Cooper! / Larry Miller
  • My first road trip / Ron Shock
  • This ain't my first gig / David Tyree
  • My ride is here / Ant
  • Life with Rodney / Robert Schimmel
  • A lost love / Jay Leno
  • Joke's on me / Mack Dryden
  • The 200-pound heckle / Bob Goldthwait
  • The mark of a genius / Jackie Martling
  • Get in the car / Margaret Smith
  • Shaq can stop bullets / Carlos Mencia
  • A tip from Bob Hope / Dan Bradley (as told to Jason Dixon)
  • Only Superman onstage / Daniel Tosh
  • Blame them for my funny / Bob Marley
  • Something I said? / Jerry Seinfeld
  • No love from a llama / John Bowman
  • Alabama waitress / Barry Marder
  • The pissed-off pirate and me / Cathryn Michon
  • Is she still drunk? / Alex Cole
  • Poker flats did just that / Marcie Smolin
  • Funny goes to the front of the line / Brant von Hoffman
  • I'm the motherfucking man / Chris Rock
  • A night at the precinct / Brett Butler
  • Henny worked clean / T. Sean Shannon
  • The perfect intro for Sam / Ralphie May
  • Lefkowitz comedy / Pat Cooper
  • Man overboard / Ray Romano
  • The show must go on / Rita Rudner
  • The real Andy Kaufman has stood up / Bob Zmuda
  • The real high / Ritch Shydner
  • Entertaining the mob / Allan Havey
  • Early digs / Paula Poundstone
  • For the kids / Tom Papa
  • Tanking it / Don Barnhart, Jr.
  • Welcome to my world / Jeff Foxworthy
  • Comic material / Dennis Miller
  • Goodnight Charlie / Ophira Eisenberg
  • Zippity-Doo-Dah / Rusty Warren
  • The comic stripper / Eddie Brill
  • State fair comedy / Richard Lewis
  • Peer laughter / Billy Martin
  • Is there a comic in the audience? / Tom Stern
  • Don't worry if they suck / Paul Reiser
  • Giving my fans away / Paul Rodriguez
  • A clinging love / John Heffron
  • They weren't sedated / Ritch Shydner
  • Wrong move on the wrong guy / Tim Allen
  • Pay fight / George Westerholm
  • Comedy house calls / Christopher Titus
  • Willie and Richard at The Comedy Store / Charlie Hill
  • A shining star / Shelley Berman
  • Rodney and me / Jackie Martling
  • Bad timing / Colin Quinn
  • A Larry David crowd / Chris Albrecht
  • Moving on black time / Lisa Lampanelli
  • The Wile E. Coyote of comedy / Paul Kozak - Pryor and the fire / Harris Peet
  • Don Adams hated standup / Ron Zimmerman
  • You heckle me, you heckle Dean / Bill Maner
  • A lost toy / The Amazing Jonathan
  • The star returns / Jonathan Winters
  • Upstaging Rich Little / Kevin Pollack
  • The vanishing gig / Vince Moranto
  • Driving Miss Stripper / Kelly Monteith
  • The dream of doing standup / Larry David
  • Eighty-proof review / Ron White
  • Sunday night is blow-job night / Clay Heery
  • Late-night dining / Mark Russell
  • The funny side of typing / Jay Thomas
  • Promo at a funeral / Dante Garza
  • The N word wins / Heath Hyche
  • Roseanne, Rodney, and Pritikin / Louie Anderson
  • Live nude comedy / Marcie Smolin
  • I said what? / Henry Cho
  • Opening for Prince / Judy Carter
  • A special night / Jonathan Solomon
  • The Irish Tenor / Kevin Nealon
  • Driving Johnny home / Bruce Smirnoff
  • You follow the burning bush / Bob Saget
  • A modest proposal / Patton Oswalt
  • Spartacus finally gets a laugh / Steve Alan Green
  • 100% cotton / Mike Myers
  • Check the oil and clean the punch lines / Kip Adotta
  • It's not decaf / George Lopez
  • Classy gig / Michael Patrick King - A comic no-show / Diane Nichols
  • Save the goldfish / Tom Arnold
  • Don't heckle the driver / Judy Tenuta
  • A trained smart-ass / Carl Labove
  • Armed and affectionate / D.L. Hughley
  • Is that what I think it is? / Doug Stanhope
  • Even a politician has to pay / Earthquake
  • Sorry about the funny / Drew Carey
  • Stage clothes
  • George Wallace
  • Joke pimp / Joe Bolster
  • Motorcycle mayhem / Jimmy Shubert
  • Follow that / Chrissy Burns
  • Jokes for an orgy / Rick Overton
  • My mom loves George Carlin / Dennis Blair
  • Swanee, how I hate ya! / Kathy Griffin
  • The joke is in the house / Paul Mooney
  • Doing Ron White / Frank Lunney
  • The first rule of a show / Steven Wright
  • A little comedy from the audience / Vic Henley
  • Hooked on love / Steve Wilson
  • Not that kind of girl / Mike Preminger
  • The laugh is on me / Helen Kearney
  • The one-handed clap / Jim O'Brien
  • A fool for the road / Larry the Cable Guy
  • Any publicity is good, but ... / Tony Robinson
  • Funny as a guy / Mishna Wolf
  • Where the Tuscaloosa / Dobie "Mr. Lucky: Maxwell
  • Keep the crowds down / Kenny Kramer
  • Buddy Hackett's late-night dining / London Lee
  • Here's last night's show / Mike McDonald
  • The joke was on me / Rodney Carrington
  • Making friends with Kenny G / Mike Rowe
  • She dead in my bed / Doug Williams
  • Don't ask him to do a second show / John Fox
  • Thongs / Jennifer Rawlings
  • Heeeeere's David / David Steinberg
  • Traveling with my father / Mark Schiff
  • The lost fishhook / Joan Maurer
  • Killing at a funeral / Vicki Barbolak
  • Laughs in Bosnia / Bernie McGrenehan.
Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

Some of the funniest and most outrageous stories a comedian has don't get told onstage. They're passed around after hours and derive from the bizarre intersection of travel, intoxicants and the colorful characters on the fringes of the comedy world. (A little poverty can't hurt the best stories from "top comics" often come from the early days.) In this collection, Ron Shock tells of being goaded by outlaw comic Bill Hicks into dropping acid before a show, infuriating the audience and escaping just in time. Jay Leno recounts how he accidentally left a groupie tied to her bed overnight and she loved it. Black comic Alonzo Bodden recalls ripping into a redneck from the stage and having audience members tell him later that his target ran the local Klan. Shydner, early in his career, performed regularly at a variety of bars around Washington, D.C., and found himself opening for a riled-up audience eager to see the Ramones. He suffered through a "beer shower," and one of the Ramones thought that was his act: human beer sponge. Jerry Seinfeld, in his foreword, calls comedy "one of the Great Jobs"; this volume makes for excellent bathroom reading and that's a compliment. (Oct.) (c) Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved

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