Prologue: The Docks As the crew loaded large wooden crates and smaller iron cages onto the steamship, the misty salt water tickled my ears. Ear--tickling is very annoying, so I cursed the ocean spray. Rattling chains and hydraulic hums echoed across the pier, along with the grunting of apes, the whoops of flamingos, the roars of lions, and the shrieks of a dockworker who forgot to close the crate of roaring lions before loading it onto the ship. But, despite the menagerie of yips and yaps, the penguins were silent. I watched as their crate was lifted with ropes that were attached to a large crane, to be loaded onto the ship. Their crate had a window, and I could see the penguins lounging on their pillows, watching a show on the big--screen TV I had thoughtfully placed inside for their amusement. Penguins love soap operas. "Be careful!" shouted the penguin caretaker as the crate swung from the crane. The man---short, balding, and roundish with a long, thin nose---wore a long black overcoat with a white shirt underneath. It was the same outfit he had worn every time I had seen him, an outfit that made him look, if you squinted, eerily similar to the birds he cared for. "Relax, my friend." I clapped the man on the back, and he jumped. He was jittery. Anxious. "Your penguins will be fine," I said in my most soothing voice. "After all, penguins don't get seasick. It's the giraffes I worry about." There are few things worse, or harder to clean up after, than a seasick giraffe. "We should be at the zoo within the week. There, the animals will find happiness. I hope." "It was kind of you to offer them a new home," said the man. He choked up; his gratefulness was genuine. "We had a deal," I reminded him. "You tell me your tale, all of it, and I give the animals a new beginning." "Although perhaps you wish I had never begun to tell you my story at all?" "Perhaps." My evenings had been filled with nightmares since my first visit to this zoo. So, why was I here? Why return to hear the rest of a story that had turned my hair white, my face wrinkly, and my stomach perpetually queasy? Because perhaps after the story ended, my nightmares would cease and my stomach would un--quease itself. I could only pray they might. But, upon my return just the other day, I discovered the St. Aves Zoo had been torn down, a result of accidents and circumstances that involved an iceberg and a clumsy cow. I was the animal procurer for a new zoo, a great zoo, and so I struck my bargain: a home for the now homeless animals if the man told me the rest of his story. To be honest, the zoo already had plenty of giraffes and apes and dung beetles---and really, how many dung beetles does one zoo need?---but to hear the conclusion of this man's tale, I would have accepted a thousand dung beetles. Fortunately, he only had twenty--eight of them. But our deal was not entirely one--sided. For my zoo would also now feature the St. Aves Zoo penguins---the most celebrated penguins in the world. I pinched my arm to make sure I wasn't dreaming. "Ow!" I howled, wishing I hadn't pinched so overzealously. I turned to my companion, who was still watching the penguin crate, which now lay quietly on the ship, snuggled between the opossum cage and possum cage, although I wasn't sure which was which. The loading of the rest of the cages and crates would take hours. As we stood on deck I figured this was a good time to collect the rest of my payment. "Your story is not yet finished," I reminded the penguin caretaker. "Are stories ever finished?" he asked. "For even as one story ends, another begins. The world continues to spin, lives continue to be lived, penguins continue to waddle." "And storytellers continue to delay ending them." The man smiled and sighed. "Very well. Where did I leave off?" "Bolt and his companions, the bandit Annika and the fearless pirate Blackburn, had set sail for the island of Omnescia. Bolt needed to speak to the great seer Omneseus in hopes of discovering how to defeat the Stranger, the most powerful werepenguin of them all." The man nodded, his long, thin nose flapping against the bitter winds blowing across the deck. "Yes, they were happy then, sort of. Happyish. All was well, for the moment. But Bolt and his friends would soon discover their happiness was as fleeting as a feather in the wind. As the caretaker for penguins, I know how fleeting feathers in the wind can be." Coincidentally a feather, perhaps from an ostrich, floated under my nose. My sneeze was so loud it woke a sleeping hippo nearby, and you never want to wake a sleeping hippo. The hippo grunted, thumped its feet, and overturned the snow cone machine in its cage. A shame. Hippos love snow cones, and I hadn't brought another machine as a backup. The caretaker waited for the hippo grunts to quiet before continuing. "Our three heroes arrived the very next day. Bolt made the trek up the Omnescian mountains to speak to the great seer. That is where we will continue our story. That is, if you are certain you want to hear its conclusion." "I am. I must." I wrung my hands with excited nervousness. "For once you let the cat out of the bag, it can never go back in." "I hope you're mistaken by that," said the man as a pride of escaped lions ran across the deck below us, chasing a dozen screaming dockworkers. Excerpted from The Battle of the Werepenguins by Allan Woodrow All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.
