How to behave

L. M. Rainer

Book - 2020

"These essays will provide you with the wisdom of the ages - the insights of Wilde, Austen, Milton, Shakespeare, Cavavfy, both Brontës and all the ancient Greeks. You will know how to dress, talk, organize, decorate and comport yourself in every possible situation, especially in cafés. You will be smart, kind, witty, compassionate and have fabulous glossy hair. Yes, reading books makes your eyelashes longer and makes you look far more worldly and mysterious. Oh yes, this book will help you appear worldlier and more mysterious with many important facts you can drop into casual conversations and work meetings. Just carrying it will improve your posture, and see how well it coordinates with your outfit! You look smarter already"--