The restraint of beasts

Magnus Mills

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New York : Scribner Paperback Fiction 1999, c1998.
Language
English
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Magnus Mills (-)
Edition
1st Scribner pbk. ed
Physical Description
214 p. ; 21 cm
ISBN
9780684865119
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Review by Booklist Review

Who would think that building high-tension fencing in rural Scotland and England could provide such an opportunity for black humor? Tam and Richie, the crew, are any supervisor's worst nightmare. Our narrator, a man with his own astonishing moral lapses, has to cope with their lack of ambition and work ethic, the demands of the company's owner, and a string of quite peculiar clients. Substandard living conditions, boredom, bad food, and irregular wages make for an unpleasant existence and an even worse future, all of which he faces with a matter-of-fact attitude that speaks poorly for his own goals. This startlingly funny novel with its cast of very odd characters will leave readers wondering in the end exactly what or who are the beasts being restrained. In spite of the skewed worldview, readers will remember this book and laugh, long after they have finished reading it. --Danise Hoover

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Review by Publisher's Weekly Review

Good fences make bad labors in this mordant satire of tensions among the rural British working classes from Mills, a former London bus driver. The trouble begins in Scotland when Tam Finlayson, Richie Campbell and their unnamed English foreman (who narrates the novel) must rebuild a slack fence before leaving for a more extensive job in England. Their on-site supervisor hovers over them nervously until Tam accidentally kills him by releasing a tension wire at the wrong moment. The workers bury the body, hoping his absence will not be missed. Soon after beginning work in England, Richie kills their new supervisor with a clumsily thrown post. The next assignment, involving seven-foot-high electric fences intended for "the restraint of beasts," yields yet another accidental death and coverup. Mills's narrator describes these horrific events in an hilariously controlled and pervasive deadpan. As bodies accumulate and vanish without comment from police or other authorities, the novel moves toward a disturbing‘if predictable‘conclusion. Mills's satire occasionally loses its edge when he describes the technicalities of fence-building (a conceit he leans on heavily) and spends an awfully long time lending his sharp ears to dreary sessions in village pubs. Yet between the dull stretches, the clash between power-hungry bureaucrats and alcoholic, downtrodden laborers finds haunting, comic expression in this promising debut. (Sept.) (c) Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved

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Review by Kirkus Book Review

The hopeless task of disciplining two unruly slackers (which is just one of its clever title's implied meanings) gives substanceŽand allegorical formŽto this flinty first novel by a British writer whose grim humor has been compared to that of Irvine Welsh. But Mills uses kitchen-sink realism as means rather than end in his curiously fashioned tale of the strange symbiotic relationship binding its narratorŽthe English foreman of a Scottish company that installs ``high-tension fences''Žwith his obstreperous charges Tam and Richie: skilled laborers who Žcould only work in the day if they had beer to look forward to at night.'' The plot therefore consists of reiterated descriptions of exhausting workdays endured in mostly miserable weather, and compulsive pub-crawling in which the initially reserved narrator becomes an increasingly willing crawl participant. A horrendous accident deftly shifts the story's stark toneŽbut when it's repeated with only minimal variations, the carefully laid naturalistic surface parts, throwing Tam, Richie, and their boss into the region of Kafkaesque nightmare. Later, at a job in England, a further sequence of ``accidents'' puts them in thrall to Hall Brothers (the local ``fencers''), a mysteriously diversified company that gradually discloses its expertise at building livestock pens and Želectrified cages'' (for less obvious purposes), and eventually to work as arbiters with the task of bringing the alien fencers to judgment. Until its enigmatic closing pages, the novel works nicely as a taut little drama of rebellion against the injunction that ``All fences had to be straight'' (one thinks of the similar metaphoric action in Alan Sillitoe's ``The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runner''). But the expansion of the story's simple contours spells out too much, and blurs its haunting suggestiveness. All the same, a strongly imagined and more than promising first effort.

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Chapter 1 'I'm putting you in charge of Tam and Richie,' said Donald. 'They can't go to England on their own.' 'No, I suppose not.' 'We'd never know what they were getting up to.' 'No.' 'So you can take over as foreman from today.' 'Right.' He allowed me a few moments to absorb the news, then asked, 'Are you finding it hot in here?' 'Just a little, yes,' I replied. 'You should have said.' Donald rose from behind his desk and moved to the skirting board, where a radiator pipe emerged. He turned a stop-tap several times, clockwise, before settling again in his chair. 'These things can be controlled,' he remarked. 'Now, are there any questions?' He sat back and waited. I knew the sort of questions Donald expected me to ask, but I couldn't think of any. Not with him examining me from behind his desk the way he did. At the moment only one obvious question came to mind. 'Why me?' 'There's no one else available. You're the last one.' 'Oh...right.' Donald's gaze remained fixed on me. 'You don't seem very excited about all this,' he said. 'No, no,' I replied. 'Really, I am.' 'Doesn't sound like it. After all, it's not often we appoint a new foreman.' 'No, I know,' I said. 'I just wondered...have you told them?' 'Robert has told them.' 'Robert?' 'Yes.' 'Can't you tell them?' 'Robert is quite capable of telling them.' He reached for his typewriter and slid it across the desk towards him. I watched as he placed a sheet of paper in the roller and began tapping the keys. After a while he looked up and saw that I was still standing there. 'Yes?' 'Wouldn't it be better coming from you?' I asked. 'Why's that?' 'It would give me some authority.' 'Haven't you any authority of your own?' 'Yes, but...' 'Well, then.' Donald continued looking at me for a long while. 'It's only for a few weeks,' he said. 'Then you can come back.' He began attending to his typewriter again, so I went out. Donald's mind was obviously made up, therefore further discussion was pointless. Closing the door behind me I paused briefly and listened. Inside the office an unsteady tapping had started up. The decision was probably being committed to paper at this very moment, so that was that. It would have been better if Donald had told them himself, but I really wasn't bothered either way. There was no big deal about the new arrangement. No particular cause for concern. After all, there were only two of them. Should be a piece of cake. True, they had their own way of doing certain things, but that was fair enough. Only to be expected considering how long they'd been together. We'd just have to get used to each other, that's all. I decided to go and see them straight away. Their pick-up truck was parked at the other side of the yard. They'd been sitting in the cab earlier when I went past on my way to Donald's office. Now, however, there was no sign of them. I walked over and glanced at the jumble of tools and equipment lying in the back of the vehicle. Everything looked as though it had been thrown in there in a great hurry. Clearly it would ali need sorting out before we could do anything, so I got in the truck and reversed round to the store room. Then I sat and waited for them to appear. Looking around the inside of the cab I noticed the words 'Tam' and 'Rich' scratched on the dashboard. A plastic lunch box and a bottle of Irn-Bru lay on the shelf. So where were they? They seemed to have disappeared without trace. From what I'd heard this was the sort of thing they did all the time. They'd just go off somewhere for no apparent reason. And when they came back they wouldn't have an excuse or anything. That's what I'd heard anyway. Eventually I got fed up with waiting and went round to the timber yard. They were nowhere to be seen, so I then conducted a search of all the store rooms and outhouses. Nothing. Finally, when I couldn't think of anywhere else to look, I went back to where I'd started and found them sitting in the truck eating sandwiches. They sat side by side in the double passenger seat, watching me as I approached. I knew Richie by sight. He was the one by the window. Therefore the other one must be Tam. I spoke through the opening. 'Alright?' 'Alright,' said Richie. 'Just got back?' 'Last night.' 'Looks like we'll need a bit of a sort out,' I said, indicating the gear in the back of the truck. 'But finish your sandwiches first.' I walked round and got in the cab at the driver's side. Tam looked at me for a moment as I slammed the door shut, but remained silent. I could now see that Richie was providing the sandwiches from the plastic lunch box, perched on his lap. He swigged the Irn-Bru and handed it to Tam. 'Don't leave any floaters in it,' he said. Tam drank, lowered the bottle, and examined the contents. Then he turned to me. 'Like some?' 'Oh. Thanks.' I took the bottle and drank the warm dregs in the bottom. 'Thanks,' I repeated, handing it back. 'That's OK.' Tam passed the empty bottle back to Richie, who screwed the top back on before throwing it out of the window. And so we sat there in silence. Richie on one side, Tam in the middle and me behind the steering wheel. All staring through the windscreen. It was a bleak sort of day, with occasional gusts of wind gently rocking the vehicle from side to side. There was a movement in the distance and Robert came into sight. We watched as he opened a gate to let Ralph through. He appeared to be about to set off on one of his long walks. Whether or not he noticed us sitting there in the truck, watching him, was hard to tell. If he did, he didn't show it. He merely closed the gate behind him and ambled away over the fields. 'Look at Robert,' said Richie. That was all he said, but I could tell by the stifled silence which followed the remark that Tam and Richie were obviously sharing some private joke made at Robert's expense. I didn't join in. After a short interval I said, 'Did Robert come and speak to you?' 'Just now,' replied Richie. 'Oh. Right. Is that OK with you then?' 'Have to be, won't it?' 'Suppose so,' I said. Tam glanced at me briefly, but didn't seem to have anything to say on the subject. Instead he turned to Richie. 'Got a fag, Rich?' Richie reached to a lump I'd noticed in his shirt pocket and took out a cigarette pack. Then he squirmed sideways and fished a lighter from his jeans. He handed Tam a cigarette, gave him a light, lit his own, and we sat there in silence for another few minutes while they smoked, and desultory flecks of rain landed on the cab roof. 'Right,' I said when they'd finished. 'We'd better have a go at sorting out all the gear.' We got out and stood looking into the back of the truck. The collection of tools lay in a shallow pool of rainwater, some of them bent, most of them showing the first signs of rust. This was supposed to be a set of professional fence building equipment, but actually looked like a hoard of junk. There were hole-digging implements, wire-tightening gear, a rusty steel spike (blunt), a selection of chisels and a chain winch. All in various states of disrepair. Also several coils of wire. The only item that appeared to be in reasonable condition was a large post-hammer with a cast iron head, lying slightly to one side. 'Here's Donald,' murmured Tam, and they both immediately began sorting through the pile. Donald had emerged from his office and was advancing across the yard in our direction. His sudden appearance had a marked effect on Tam and Richie, whose faces showed that they were concentrating hard on their work. Tam leaned over the side of the truck and pulled out the post-hammer. 'Glad to see it's still in one piece,' said Donald as he joined us. He took the hammer from Tam and stood it, head downwards, on the concrete. Richie, meanwhile, had lifted one of the coils of wire onto his shoulder and was about to take it into the store room. 'You seem to be in a great hurry all of a sudden,' said Donald. This caused Richie to hesitate awkwardly in mid-step with the coil balanced on his shoulder. He half-turned and looked at Tam. Donald was now peering into the back of the truck. 'You people really should take more care of your equipment,' he said. After a dutiful pause Richie made another move towards the store room but was again brought to a halt by Donald. 'Leave that for now. I've just had a serious phone call. You'd better come into the office.' Without further comment he turned and walked off towards the open door. We all glanced at each other, saying nothing, and filed after him. On entering the office I saw that Donald had placed two hard chairs side by side facing his desk. I'd seen these hard chairs before. They were slightly less than full adult size, made from wood, and spent most of the time stacked one on top of the other in the comer beside the filing cabinet. That was where they'd been earlier when I was talking to Donald. I'd hardly noticed them really. They just looked as though they were intended to remain there indefinitely. It never occurred to me that these two hard chairs were kept for a particular purpose. They had been positioned squarely and symmetrically in front of the desk, and Tam and Richie did not have to be told where to sit. I went and stood by the small recessed window, half-leaning against the radiator, which I noticed had been turned up full again. There was one other change. Donald had removed the light-shade from the ceiling and replaced the usual hundred-watt bulb with a more powerful one. This bathed every corner of the office in sharp light. Slowly and deliberately he settled in his chair and sat for a few moments regarding Tam and Richie across the desk. 'Mr McCrindle's fence has gone slack,' he announced at last. Copyright © 1998 by Magnus Mills Excerpted from The Restraint of Beasts by Magnus Mills All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.